En-Chan in the box, what is your wisdom?

[Deleted member 84247]

You find a vampire witch inside of a box. If you forfeit one mortal possession, you can gain one piece of wisdom. The more valuable the possession, the better the wisdom you will gain. Take the dive, offer up a possession, and gain a piece of wisdom from an ancient vampire witch.

Note: En-Chan Inc. is not responsible for any terrible wisdom. Play at your own discretion and your own peril.

 

[Corty]

En-chan has more wisdom than @RepresentingWrath

Facts.

 

[Alski]

Thanks for putting a choice thats just for me

 

[RepresentingWrath]

I feel vindicated.

 

[Fallen_Void]

En-chan has more wisdom than @RepresentingWrath

Facts.

Nahhh!! Wrath has more wisdom!!!!!

 

[SRB]

I give En-chan a borger. What is her wisdom?

 

[Okram]

You find a vampire witch inside of a box. If you forfeit one mortal possession, you can gain one piece of wisdom. The more valuable the possession, the better the wisdom you will gain. Take the dive, offer up a possession, and gain a piece of wisdom from an ancient vampire witch.

Note: En-Chan Inc. is not responsible for any terrible wisdom. Play at your own discretion and your own peril.

I shall forfeit all my Cookies to the vampy queen!

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Can confirm en chan has at least one wisdom. I had opened her head and found a Box of crayons, so that counts as some wisdom. At least its not empty

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I give En-chan a borger. What is her wisdom?

Burgers can be high in calories and fat content. It is wise to eat them sparingly. Otherwise, you might end up like a huge percentage of American humans that are over the obesity line.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I shall forfeit all my Cookies to the vampy queen!

With a great amount of cookies, comes a great responsibility. Cookies are high in sugar content, and you are what you eat, so one must temper their sugar with a bit of spice. Personally, I like to consume two grams of the blood of my enemies per one gram of sugar. This maintains a balance towards evil.

 

[Corty]

I give @RepresentingEnvy a big bag of (clean) socks in different shades of red.

Share thy wisdom with thee.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I give @RepresentingEnvy a big bag of (clean) socks in different shades of red.

Share thy wisdom with thee.

It is wise when asking for wisdom to specify the type of wisdom one doth receive. Otherwise, one might receive a wisdom saying that it is wise to wear matching socks.

 

[Corty]

It is wise when asking for wisdom to specify the type of wisdom one doth receive. Otherwise, one might receive a wisdom saying that it is wise to wear matching socks.

I like gambling... that's why. But matching SOCKS?! Damn... how did I never thought about that?! THAT'S GENIUS!

 

[Okram]

With a great amount of cookies, comes a great responsibility. Cookies are high in sugar content, and you are what you eat, so one must temper their sugar with a bit of spice. Personally, I like to consume two grams of the blood of my enemies per one gram of sugar. This maintains a balance towards evil.

Thy wisdom is that of the ages.

 

[georgelee5786]

Forfeiting my catalytic converter

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Forfeiting my catalytic converter

It is wise to drive a car with a catalytic converter to control emissions. My box has a catalytic converter that can convert all of the gifts received into a usable form of currency in the Enpire. Endeed, by donating to me you're funding my efforts as the queen of a nation.

 

[georgelee5786]

It is wise to drive a car with a catalytic converter to control emissions. My box has a catalytic converter that can convert all of the gifts received into a usable form of currency in the Enpire. Endeed, by donating to me you're funding my efforts as the queen of a nation.

That's a really complicated way of saying you sawzall catalytic converters off cars and sell them at the junkyard

 

[JayMark]

I give En-chan four hundred different colored thongs each with a different name representing their color.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I will not pay for this wisdom.
You should be paying me to listen.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I give En-chan four hundred different colored thongs each with a different name representing their color.

With 400 thongs, one can easily stitch together a large blanket big enough for many people. It is wise to not use blanket statements when talking about other people.