Any ideas on how to teach a cat not to snatch your food? Ensure they don't claw you? (I got accidentally 'clawed', pussy cat used me like a platform to jump to the window. I was just minding my business!) And ensure they don't piss and shit inside your house? I know, I know... Cats rule us all, but there's a limit to this slave's patience! We have two cats, a white with an orange top, and a black with a white underbelly. They are, namely, Naruto and Sasuke. And Sasuke has been causing my family trouble since the day he was born. Naruto was surprisingly well behaved though and doesn't shit or piss just about everywhere.
