We should usurp Royal Road

Navillus

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We'll probably be like an egg hitting a hard surface.
It will probably go something like this.
SH: For the rebellion! :blob_thor:
RR: So cute~! :love: Where did you come from? :blob_aww: (grabs SH by the neck) Call me, big sis~! And I will call you little sis!
SH: I refuse! I have the high ground, RR! :blob_paint:
RR: Wow, adorable and cute! Wait... Why is there a bulge in your pants?
SH: I am going to challenge you to a story duel! :devilish: AND I WILL PICK THE GENRE!
RR: Wait, wait... don't grab me there...
SH: We're gonna be protagonists and it's gonna be smu-

Some SH author is taking notes from the corner: In the end, the ultimate question is who won? :sneaky: The answer? Everyone.
Sounds about right… they aren’t ready for the SH type of crazy-nyah.
 

Alski

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If you become royalty like the rest of us, You would be able to exercise natural superiority of us cats with greater efficiency-nyah.
The others elevating themselves to royalty elevates us by etension. Just because they have a title doesn't stop them being slaves to cats. :blob_teehee:
 

Navillus

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I oppose this madness.
Are you going to add peasant or rebel to your username then-nyah~?
The others elevating themselves to royalty elevates us by etension. Just because they have a title doesn't stop them being slaves to cats. :blob_teehee:
Hmm… this is true as a cat being called Lord, Lady or whatever other title is just basic respect I guess-nyah.
 

Gray_Mann

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Well, I'm here. Seeing as I've been elected Grand Marshall, whose getting impaled on a stick first?

We all know we have to set a very bloody example to strike fear in the hearts of our enemies. We have to start the usurpation off with a bang yes? Psychological warfare is a must in these types of campaigns. Now, bring the poor bastard while I have someone set up the stake. I'll make it quick.

Well, I'll put them on the stake quickly. The rest will be looooooooong and painful. Oh well. Such is war and politics.
 
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