Henry Rider and the First Hunter's Hammer Blurb

ThisAdamGuy

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Since I'm hoping to release Henry Rider and the First Hunter's Hammer in the next month or so, now's as good a time as any to start working on the blurb.



So, what do you all think of this?

(Minor spoiler warning for the first and second books)

THE DARKEST JOKE OF HENRY'S LIFE HAS BEEN SET UP.

CAN SHE SURVIVE THE PUNCHLINE?

It's been almost a year since Henry and Ethan first discovered the insidious laughter farms, but they're still no closer to bringing the perpetrators to justice. Legion controls Victoria, guiding Henry's people toward dark and joyless days right beneath the Council of Shnoob's big rubber noses. But does anyone listen? NoOOOo! As always, it's up to Henry and her friends to put an end to this cruel and senseless joke.

Until the unthinkable happens.

Evil has found its way to Henry's door, and now her family will pay the price. If Henry ever wants to see them again, she will have to infiltrate an ancient organization devoted to protecting the balance between humanity and klaonkind, and steal their most sacred artifact. Guided by a living puppet—because Henry's life wasn't weird enough already—she must face three deadly trials in order to claim the mysterious First Hunter's Hammer. But can she bring herself to fight on the side of evil, even if it means saving her family's lives?
 

CharlesEBrown

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An evil puppet? Makes me wish I could track down a copy of "Dungeon Master, Dungeon Master, What Have You Done?"... (ans: summoned a demon, played by either a puppet or a Mad Ball; don't remember which - to fill in for an absent player).
 
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