infinite wishes

[LesserCodex]

Hang on I have the perfect wish! I wish that everyone's wishes happens to someone else completely unrelated to them.

 

[Sola-sama]

a girlfriend.

 

[Deleted member 41774]

you rubbed off a genie

?

 

[LesserCodex]

a girlfriend.

That's impossible

 

[Daydreamers]

For a better life for everyone; so I can sip my coffee, watching the genie implode in despair

 

[Deleted member 41774]

Anyway, to answer the question...

I wish for a Death Note that can actually kill and doesn't run out of pages.