infinite wishes

[Kigol]

you rubbed off a genie, and now you have infinite wishes for the next minute. as long as you can say it in time, what are the first things youd wish for

 

[Representing_Tromba]

More time for wishes, let's say, the rest of my life.

 

[Deleted member 120990]

More time for wishes, let's say, the rest of my life.

You get infinite time for wishes, but the side effect is losing the ability to speak.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

You get infinite time for wishes, but the side effect is losing the ability to speak.

Sign language and writing are easy fixes to that so thanks. Now to wish for me to be able to speak and understand any language known to the human species ever.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

I wish that, over the next seventy-two hours, I be granted one wish per day instead of this unlimited wishes for one hour thing, with this wish not counting against the total and the countdown starting as soon as you grant this wish.

 

[Hoshino]

Causality manipulation, Conceptualization, Karma manipulation, Depravity manipulation, Spacetime manipulation, Universal manipulation, Spatial Manipulation, Time Manipulation, Absolute Destruction, Absolute Manipulation, Cosmology Manipulation, Dimensional Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation , Paradox Manipulation and Existence, Axiom Manipulation, Law Manipulation, Postulate Manipulation, Theorems Manipulation , Mathematics Manipulation and Probably Language Manipulation , Beyond-Dimensional Physiology, Higher-Dimensional Physiology and Higher-Dimensional Manipulation, Transcendent Physiology, Nonexistent Physiology, Abstract Existence, and Soul manipulation, nya.

 

[ShrimpShady]

Causality manipulation, Conceptualization, Karma manipulation, Depravity manipulation, Spacetime manipulation, Universal manipulation, Spatial Manipulation, Time Manipulation, Absolute Destruction, Absolute Manipulation, Cosmology Manipulation, Dimensional Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation , Paradox Manipulation and Existence, Axiom Manipulation, Law Manipulation, Postulate Manipulation, Theorems Manipulation , Mathematics Manipulation and Probably Language Manipulation , Beyond-Dimensional Physiology, Higher-Dimensional Physiology and Higher-Dimensional Manipulation, Transcendent Physiology, Nonexistent Physiology, Abstract Existence, and Soul manipulation, nya.

To get this dude away from me

 

[Doctah_Quack]

rubbed off a genie

 

[Deleted member 120990]

I'd really wish to speak and understand Japanese

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Perfect health for me and every human at my address. A trillion dollars.

 

[HiroXV]

Get me a machine that automatically writes what I want just by thinking about it, with the same epic tone, and doesn't churn it out with 100 grammatical errors.

 

[Clo]

I'd wish for the power to visit different worlds, and the power to change things.

Turning lead to gold, men to women, old to young, here to there, sad to happy, living to dead, broken to pristine. (And, you know, the other way around, too)

Any and all kinds of transformation!

With those 2 things, I'd be good I think.

 

[Garolymar]

I think I'd wish to be a happier more out going person. Somebody who doesn't obsess to much about things and who is more capable of letting go of things.

 

[LesserCodex]

I wish to have complete biomancy understanding and control. With that, I'd make the world a little more fun, create some natural monsters, beasts add some fantasy elements. And make the world a better place where humans live up to 150 years, retain their youth so most elderly people look like silver foxes, are naturally stronger as a species, can hibernate like other animals and for space travel that'll be great.

Essentially, I'd evolve humanity as a whole to what Viltrumites are without the insane strength and immortal life.

 

[JayMark]

I'd wish for the ability to edit reality as I see fit, only when I command it, and exactly as I intend it.

 

[MasterY001]

I'd wish for the genie to never have existed in the first place.

I don't know the potential adverse conditions of his power (I played Hearts of Stone, there's always a catch). I also don't want someone with less foresight to try and play God. Supernatural events tend to result in supernatural consequences.

This way, no one is happy. And thus, the universe is balanced.

 

[Adonalsium-Will-Remember-Ou]

you rubbed off a genie, and now you have infinite wishes for the next minute. as long as you can say it in time, what are the first things youd wish for

Id wish for insanely fast thinking speed and think about the rest from there
Also i would wish to see how my wishes actually affect things

Id wish for insanely fast thinking speed and think about the rest from there

Actually id wish to be put in a simulation where my wishes take hold so i can see it (the simulation is frozen in time or smthn

 

[Sagefox]

Become an all-powerful tenko kitsune. If they can grant that, then I'd be surprised. But if they can do that, then I can start working on making my other wishes come true all by myself.

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

Humans now mature at 70% and age at 10% of previous rates. Cut human fertility to 20%. All humans grow impractically long (length = your height) and extremely fluffy tails and their ears undergo fluffification. A 10 year long extragalactic meteor shower delivers 1E+15 kg of MgO to Earth (sorry to ground based telescopes, but this will reset climate change). Eliminate Measles, HIV, HPV, Malaria, Tuberculosis, Cholera, Ebola, and any infectious diseases causing mortality in excess of 1% in any mammal species. All mammals can now efficiently excrete lead, cadmium, mercury, thalium, and arsenic through their chocolate thunder.

 

[Anonjohn20]

you rubbed off a genie, and now you have infinite wishes for the next minute. as long as you can say it in time, what are the first things youd wish for

1. Every single human being on earth is now a futa (boom, gender equality achieved).
2. For every billionaire in the world to give me half of their wealth (I can't wish for more money to appear out of thin air because that would cause a lot of inflation).
3. Unlimited talent: Whatever I try, I'm immediately good at.
4. Shape-shifting ability (for my safety).