Perfectly Legal Questionnaire.

[Phantonym]

oh I was exercising my right for misinformation, its messages

Ah of course I do that all the time. 1st amendment after all

 

[Hoshino]

He added a clause! His form is invalid!

No...!? It's a legislative constitution...!

 

[Phantonym]

No...!? It's a legislative constitution...!

This isn't a democracy! It's a tyranny you have no free will!

 

[Hoshino]

This isn't a democracy! It's a tyranny you have no free will!

This is a anarchy council, the unofficial shall not complain!

 

[Phantonym]

This is a anarchy council, the unofficial shall not complain!

This is a- I MAKE THE DECISIONS HERE!

 

[Hoshino]

This is a- I MAKE THE DECISIONS HERE!

Kid... Listen here... This is a council where democracy is adopted and its a federal legislation.

 

[Phantonym]

This is an assassination council separate form the legal ruling body which is set in place to control the puppets in the federal government

 

[JayMark]

Results will either be posted here are on another thread if we need to avoid overcrowding.

 

[Hoshino]

もしあなたがこの腐敗と不死の卑劣な道において間違ったことを言うなら、あなたは自分自身の回顧とそれぞれの視点に依存する価値観の決定として、何か確固たる何かを心に留めておいてはなりませんが、この民主党評議会はあなたを法制化するものではありません。
(If you speak wrong in this vile path of corruption and immortality, thee shall noy make in the mind for something firm as determination of their own retrospectives and values that depend each of their perspectives, but this Democratic council shall not legislate you.)

This is an assassination council separate form the legal ruling body which is set in place to control the puppets in the federal government

If the conversion formulae dose not apply at that above statement, so therefore, your proclamation is invalid...!

 

[JayMark]

I'd call security, but seeing as officers Biff and Buff are a dog treat and a doughnut, it wouldn't do much good.

 

[Hoshino]

I'd call security, but seeing as officers Biff and Buff are a dog treat and a doughnut, it wouldn't do much good.

Hmm.I'll stop. Seeing politics and economics just pisses me so much.

 

[JayMark]

I work or laze around. But usually the latter.

LitRPG.

None.

How about I kill myself by taking in a drum of sugar?

Anime, classical, heavy metal, OPM

I dunno. You think.

Become a corpse.

I don't. I'm not a soccer player.

As new as your cow mother.

As famous as when he bans someone.

Since August last year, yes.

Shy, Horny F*ckers.

I'm worse than everyone.

Dip.

NotPoisonous.

Zero no Tsukaima.

Depends on my crazies.

When you are in front of your keyboard.

Yes.

Fuck you and me as always.

Preliminary Results: Hans Trondheim

Chance Of Becoming A Door Sacrifice: 0%

Perception: 49
Strength: 51
Toughness: 41
Stamina: 38
Speed: 44
Agility: 35
Fortitude: 61
Intelligence: 77
Magic: 56
Spirit: 74
Luck: 23

General: You should avoid melee combat in most cases at the start. Concentrate on magic and spirit. Do not play solo. You will have abilities based on restoration and light. You will be somewhat adept with the earth element.

Skills: You have a starter ability that brings your drawings to life as weak paper homunculi for a short duration. Your other skills center around morale boosts, team coordination, and party buffs. You may have hidden healing factors.

Curses: You can not access the stat and abilities screen of yourself or others without massive mana consumption penalties. Opened stat screens in your proximity will cause debuffs, mana drain, and nausea in proportion to proximity and number. Other players will be encouraged by the system to take advantage of your good nature. You'll require art materials to utilize your main skill effectively.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Preliminary Results: Hans Trondheim

Chance Of Becoming A Door Sacrifice: 0%

Perception: 49
Strength: 51
Toughness: 41
Stamina: 38
Speed: 44
Agility: 35
Fortitude: 61
Intelligence: 77
Magic: 56
Spirit: 74
Luck: 23

General: You should avoid melee combat in most cases at the start. Concentrate on magic and spirit. Do not play solo. You will have abilities based on restoration and light. You will be somewhat adept with the earth element.

Skills: You have a starter ability that brings your drawings to life as weak paper homunculi for a short duration. Your other skills center around morale boosts, team coordination, and party buffs. You may have hidden healing factors.

Curses: You can not access the stat and abilities screen of yourself or others without massive mana consumption penalties. Opened stat screens in your proximity will cause debuffs, mana drain, and nausea in proportion to proximity and number. Other players will be encouraged by the system to take advantage of your good nature. You'll require art materials to utilize your main skill effectively.

Ineresting take. Even in my games, I always play the Camp Mama, for supporting players is my forte.

But I can kill offending gamers with magic.

 

[JayMark]

Go to work.

Going to work.

Lost it at work.

Ice cream.

Metal.

Ego boosting.

Moving to Siberia.

They are usually footballers. And I mean football, not eggball-carrying.

In internet terms, it counts as an adult.

That's God-Emperor Tony to you.

I wish.

Supreme Hall of Fame

A neet NEET.

Bath.

Noodle.

Youjo Senki

Depends on my internet speeds.

When it's quiet.

Yes.

Monopolize, outlaw, enslave.

Preliminary Results: Corty

Chance Of Becoming A Door Sacrifice: 5%

Perception: 68
Strength: 70
Toughness: 89
Stamina: 87
Speed: 53
Agility: 39
Fortitude: 59
Intelligence: 57
Magic: 50
Spirit: 13
Luck: 50

General: You are tough. You are a mule. You can beat enemies down with your fist. You are focused in close combat, but well rounded. Your primary weapons bonus is blunt. You gain high strength bonuses for metal blunt weapons. Your magic abilities are okay. You have the most proficiency in wind and water, which you use to wash socks. Some of your spirit magic is in dark.

Skills: You gain bonuses to strength in proportion to the number of socks you are wearing, and these stack. You have a tackling ability. You take less damage from blunt attacks. You may have hidden carrying capacity.

Curses: Half your inventory must consist of socks or you recieve a massive stamina debuff. If a sock is damaged in combat you recieve damage as well. If you are not wearing any socks, your speed and agility becomes 01 and you slowly shed health and sanity.

 

[Navillus]

Please answer the following questions to the best of your ability so that the lawfirm of Muffin, Cupcake, And Bagel can assess your possible right to legal compensation.

1. What do you you do on a rainy day?
2. Biggest pet peeves?
3. Missing novel?
4. Ice cream, cake, or ice cream cake?
5. Favorite genre of music?
6. What can I do with points???
7. What is the best way to cool down when it is deathly hot?
8. Goals! Everyone has goals right?
9. How new is this site?
10. How famous Tony in here?
11. Back To School?
12. What Does SHF Stand For?
13. Is a salaryman or a NEET worse as an MC?
14. Showers or Baths?
15. What would you name a snake?
16. Favorite anime?
17. How long does it take for a picture change?
18. When is the best time to type?
19. Do you like fluff?
20. What would the government do if there was suddenly superpowers.

1. Sleep
2. Death of children and or cats
3. Reincarnated as a sword
4. Ice cream
5. Ballad
6. Buy souls
7. Sleep
8. No
9. ???
10. Who’s Tony?
11. Hell no!
12. Suls has fur
13. Neet at heart
14. Showers… I guess ugh.
15. Victor Samantha Rose
16. Sleepy Princess in the Demon King Castle
17. 1,294 seconds
18. Never
19. I am fluff
20. Something stupid

 

[Hoshino]

That's strange. I never got my results....

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I never got my compensation and it's been more than 7 months.

 

[JayMark]

I never got my compensation and it's been more than 7 months.

-_-

That's strange. I never got my results....

Your results are still being processed. Like cheese, they are better with age.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

-_-

Your results are still being processed. Like cheese, they are better with age.

I never answered the questions. So how will it be processed?
I merely posed the question to see if your system was efficient and accurate.

 

[JayMark]

I never answered the questions. So how will it be processed?
I merely posed the question to see if your system was efficient and accurate.

You didn't do the survey, so the office will not process a claim. Sorry. Non-refundable.