It's always smut with you people!!!!!

[Arch9CivilReactor]

I saw the poll and saw over 20 liars.

 

[tobascoasako]

It is just part of the human condition. Denying sexy times is denying that people enjoy food. However, there is a time and place for all of these things!

 

[CharlesEBrown]

I saw the poll and saw over 20 liars.

I would love to see the results but have to vote and any of the votes would, effectively, be a lie for me.

 

[tobascoasako]

Maybe it is time to "insert" some smut into my work

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

Why are all you smut authors so creative?

Smut without plot, character development, or even romance, is like a grilled cheese sandwich without the bread. A hot sticky mess for you to claw off of your frying pan. Scribblehub is full of cultured individuals who enjoy their grilled smut sandwiched between two toasty slices of whole grain dynamic characterization, and served on a clean ceramic worldbuilding. We wouldn't stand for eating smut like those savages on Ex-twitter or Reddit.

 

[JayMark]

It goes in. Then, it goes out. Then it goes in again. It comes out. It goes in a bit faster. Then it comes out. It goes in again. It comes out. Faster.

Spoiler: It goes in. It comes out.

 

[Golden_Hyde]

There is that other site....

You know...

The one.

I can't mention it again today.

ROYAL ROAAAAAAAD

why hesitates?

 

[Bartun]

My story isn't smut at all. It isn't even romance, just a cute little friendship cooked through hard times.

I wonder if that's why it isn't popular

 

[Navillus]

Hmm... I bet at least 90% of those who chose the last choice on the pole is lying through their teeth-nya.

Edit: How fitting I am the 69th response-nya.

 

[RepresentingThree]

That's actually fascinating. I never thought of it like that, but now that you point it out I can see the logic. Next time someone calls me insane I have the perfect comeback.

What because you're horny?

 

[Anonjohn20]

What because you're horny?

Because he's an artist

 

[TheBestofSome]

What because you're horny?

"I'm not insane, I'm just very 'imaginative'." *waggles eyebrows*

Because he's an artist

Well, I probably wouldn't have begun writing if I hadn't seen a spicy choose your own adventure prompt, felt so intrigued that I began worldbuilding in my head, and eventually decided to see whether I could put it down on paper in a satisfactory manner. The result surprised (and pleased) me more than a little.

Soooo... I am an artist because I'm horny, sort of.

 

[beast_regards]

ROYAL ROAAAAAAAD

why hesitates?

Because speaking the word causes the cat pictures to appear on my profile.

 

[Golden_Hyde]

Because speaking the word causes the cat pictures to appear on my profile.

perhaps Moderator John hacked your computer, I guess