How would you beat squid games?

Hoshino

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Do not ask how your in the squid game. Just don't worry about it.

If you give up then your disqualified and out.

How would you play squid game?
I beat—screw beating i am speedrunning this shit.


In red light green light, i would get to the end as fast as possible by using my NPCs skills that i have mastred in my life to the reach the end, once i am at the end i would stand at the edge and push the people who would try to come to the safe zone to the ground so they get shot and less competition.

In honeycomb game, I'll just try finish the game as soon as possible and come to the others and stand behind them and just smile. Not even say a word. If they ignore me then i breathe in thier ears.

Then at night. I would start singing and shout “I have played these games before”
Get some s̶l̶a̶v̶e̶s̶ minions.

In tug of wars, i yap and kill them mentally and get my minions to help me.

In marbles, well its simple. I would eat three marbles and say "whoever eats three marbles wins" or just just predict thier actions which is easy.

In glass bridge, i am running. First of all i yell at the wrong one.Less competition. How would i know which is correct or wrong? Its my intuition. My intuition is always technically right so i got to do what's opposite of intuition.


In squid game, I'll just try to say"if you step out I'll give you 80%" and if he steps out he'll be saying hi to his friends.And if it doesn't work. Talk no jutsu it is. They'll walk out on thier own.


Easiest 45.6 billion wons of my life.

Now with that money, I will buy nothing.

I wil keep it and use it when i need it.

(And I'll use 6 billion to buy anime merchandise.)



Now tell me how would you beat it!
 
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Hoshino

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Imma give one of the guards a wet willy.
You can give up.
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AncestorDuck

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How are you supposed to beat squirt game? Why beat someone in this situation?
 

Ssthat

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I would sing ksi song until everyone voted to stop playing solely to not be around me anymore
 

Peter3135566

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I generly dislike the idea of myself being in eny reality show... so my anser is to win by Orbital Borbardment!
 
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You guys beating up a cute squid playing games with their friends, and also bet them on money?

You bastards!
 
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