Hit Me With Your Worst Pun

[Thraben]

Hit me. I want your truly worst and most cursed concoctions to soothe my wounded soul

 

[Deleted member 84247]

My left eye is Thraben with powah! Unlimited powah, so you better Envy me!

 

[Deleted member 266]

 

[Shiriru_B]

my eggs in the pan are pretty eggcentric today ?

 

[Hoshino]

Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!


What's the difference between a life and a pencil? One writes its own story, while the other has an eraser to make changes.

 

[ElijahRyne]

Hit me. I want your truly worst and most cursed concoctions to soothe my wounded soul

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

You can call me Sir Hans. And I did not kill RFK.

 

[Blackout]

What do you call a rooster that lay eggs? Hen desu me.

 

[JayMark]

It's that time of the month.

 

[gaylolis]

you are tearing me apart, lisa!

make it two parts.

 

[l8rose]

Why don't T-Rexes give good hugs?

Spoiler

Because they're dead.

What's a cannibal's favorite food?

Spoiler

Raw-men

I don't know how to act my age, I was never this old before.

 

[JayMark]

I lava volcanos but feel shaky about earthquakes.

Tsunamis get me moist.

Tornados spin me round right round baby right round like a record player.

I workout in LA so I can feel the burn!

Blizzards? I scream.

Did you know you know the most outages happen during droughts? No watter.

Floods cause electrocutions: High watter.