I'm watching you?

[Aijikan]

So a guy with a hat appeared in my dream yesterday and he gave me a power to watch over everyone... Now I'm watching you! Don't believe me?

Here's the proof:

1. You are a human/alien/animal/ghost/monster/object

2. You're on the bed/sofa/floor/chair/rooftop/stairs/flying

3. You are reading this thread/watching this thread/eating this thread/beating this thread

4. You blinked more then once in your life.


5. You just breathed in… and out.


6. You’re using a phone/tablet/laptop/desktop/projector/crystal ball to view this.


7. You’re either alone/with someone/with a pet/in a crowded place/in another dimension.


8. You’re thinking, “How does this person know??”


9. You just moved your hand/mouse/tentacle/finger/something.


10. You’re in a room/outside/inside a vehicle/hovering in space/underwater.


11. Your heart just beat. Yes, again.


12. You’re either scrolling/laughing/questioning/shaking your head/reporting this thread.


13. You’re definitely wearing clothes/aren’t/wrapped in a blanket/hiding in a costume.


14. You’re either believing me/doubting me/questioning your life/questioning your decision/ignoring me.


15. You're smiling/confused/bored/curious/annoyed/amused right now.

See? I know everything you are doing! Now you gotta be more careful when you turn your incognito mode on again?

 

[RedMuffin]

1. You are a human/alien/animal/ghost/monster/object

Wrong, I'm food.

2. You're on the bed/sofa/floor/chair/rooftop/stairs/flying

Wrong, I'm in the oven.

3. You are reading this thread/watching this thread/eating this thread/beating this thread

Wrong, I'm trolling this thread.

4. You blinked more then once in your life.

Wrong, I'm a still image incapable of blinking as you can see.

5. You just breathed in… and out.

Wrong, are muffins even capable of breathing?

6. You’re using a phone/tablet/laptop/desktop/projector/crystal ball to view this.

Wrong, I'm receiving the information directly into my mind using my powers.

7. You’re either alone/with someone/with a pet/in a crowded place/in another dimension.

Wrong, I'm not alone, I'm accompanied by the voices in my head, but there's no one around other than me.

8. You’re thinking, “How does this person know??”

Wrong, I'm not.

9. You just moved your hand/mouse/tentacle/finger/something.

Wrong, I'm using mental power to directly interact with the information.

10. You’re in a room/outside/inside a vehicle/hovering in space/underwater.

Wrong, I'm in the oven.

11. Your heart just beat. Yes, again.

Wrong, muffins don't have internal organs.

12. You’re either scrolling/laughing/questioning/shaking your head/reporting this thread.

Wrong, I'm replying.

13. You’re definitely wearing clothes/aren’t/wrapped in a blanket/hiding in a costume.

Wrong, I have a wrapper. I'm a muffin.

14. You’re either believing me/doubting me/questioning your life/questioning your decision/ignoring me.

Wrong, I'm pointing out your mistakes.

15. You're smiling/confused/bored/curious/annoyed/amused right now.

Wrong, I'm keeping a natural emotional state

 

[Seaspecter]

I'm sorry in advance for what you're going to witness.

 

[Aijikan]

Wrong, I'm receiving the information directly into my mind using my powers.

O my isac notorso, I got a new kind of info today...... Muffins have mind
But bro I have eaten a lot of them but I've never seen anything like mind inside them, I even tested the red muffins :)

Wrong, I'm replying.

Idk how u got this far without scrolling tho?

Wrong, I'm using mental power to directly interact with the information.

*something*?

Wrong, are muffins even capable of breathing

Are muffins even capable of replying?

Wrong, I'm food

*object*

As much as I know, object is something u can either see or touch and imo, I guess I can do both with muffins, the red ones :)

Wrong, I'm in the oven

Oven also has a room inside its metal exterior -_-

If u can fit something in an empty space or just do something in an empty space then it's a room and this time its a whole muffin resting inside an oven :)

Wrong, I have a wrapper. I'm a muffin.

I'll say a wrapper is a clothe for a muffin. I mean that's the only thing that keeps u away from being totally naked :)

Wrong, I'm trolling this thread.

Beating and eating this thread were meant to be like trolling the thread but you didn't catch it with ur muffin head, not my problem?

 

[Lonely_Melons]

Wrong, I'm food.

Wrong, I'm in the oven.

Wrong, I'm trolling this thread.

Wrong, I'm a still image incapable of blinking as you can see.

Wrong, are muffins even capable of breathing?

Wrong, I'm receiving the information directly into my mind using my powers.

Wrong, I'm not alone, I'm accompanied by the voices in my head, but there's no one around other than me.

Wrong, I'm not.

Wrong, I'm using mental power to directly interact with the information.

Wrong, I'm in the oven.

Wrong, muffins don't have internal organs.

Wrong, I'm replying.

Wrong, I have a wrapper. I'm a muffin.

Wrong, I'm pointing out your mistakes.

Wrong, I'm keeping a natural emotional state

Bro don't even talk. You taste like muffin, you smell like muffin and you think like muffin and the first time I tried muffins, I vomited very hard... Something like this: ???????????????

 

[Aijikan]

Bro don't even talk. You taste like muffin, you smell like muffin and you think like muffin and the first time I tried muffins, I vomited very hard... Something like this: ???????????????

U took it as much serious as he was, being a muffin?

 

[RedMuffin]

But bro I have eaten a lot of them but I've never seen anything like mind inside them, I even tested the red muffins :)

Firstly, mind as in consciousness, not brain; secondly, jokes on you for murdering muffins.

Idk how u got this far without scrolling tho?

By receiving the info directly I don't need to.

*something*?

But it doesn't move tho

Are muffins even capable of replying?

Good question, but asking too many questions might lead to a series of unfortunate events that I can't name for graphic violence reasons.

*object*

As much as I know, object is something u can either see or touch and imo, I guess I can do both with muffins, the red ones :)

Nuh-uh, I'm conceptual food.

Oven also has a room inside its metal exterior -_-

If u can fit something in an empty space or just do something in an empty space then it's a room and this time its a whole muffin resting inside an oven :)

It's not a room, it's an oven. They are different.

I'll say a wrapper is a clothe for a muffin. I mean that's the only thing that keeps u away from being totally naked :)

Nuh-uh, a wrapper is a wrapper, not clothes, the same way a lion mane is a mane not clothes.

Beating and eating this thread were meant to be like trolling the thread but you didn't catch it with ur muffin head, not my problem?

Semantics.

Bro don't even talk. You taste like muffin, you smell like muffin and you think like muffin and the first time I tried muffins, I vomited very hard... Something like this: ???????????????

 

[HiroXV]

Sure, keep on watching me, I accept it. No, no, I even say that I embrace it.
Keep on watching me, it does not bother me. The real question is, why are you watching me? Do you enjoy doing it? Are you trying to scare me? Or maybe... You actually love me and want to watch me because you are attracted to me.
No need to be shy, I know your true feelings toward me.

 

[Aijikan]

Sure, keep on watching me, I accept it. No, no, I even say that I embrace it.
Keep on watching me, it does not bother me. The real question is, why are you watching me? Do you enjoy doing it? Are you trying to scare me? Or maybe... You actually love me and want to watch me because you are attracted to me.
No need to be shy, I know your true feelings toward me.

No man/woman/mixture. I'm researching on humans?

 

[Nevafrost]

Keep watching me and you're gonna regret it

 

[corruption]

. . . You're watching me?
Is that supposed to worry me? It actually makes me happy.
Take another look and see just how happy it makes me.

Wait, only those of legal age allowed to see this.