Funny Insults You Heard Someone Being Called.

[Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk]

What's the funniest insult you ever told anyone or heard someone take in.

 

[Corty]

You are like me.

 

[Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk]

You are like me.

?I don't wanna know someone who is like you?.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

My trademark insult is calling someone a fat custard donut.

 

[Deleted member 41774]

 

[Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk]

My trademark insult is calling someone a fat custard donut.

They may interpret that as you wanting to eat them.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

They may interpret that as you wanting to eat them.

Trust me, they never do.

 

[Empress_Omnii]

Trust me, they never do.

Should they?

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Should they?

You answer.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Just so you know, the sticky side goes against the panties.

 

[BigBadBoi]

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This is cruel lmao

 

[Comatoast]

What's the funniest insult you ever told anyone or heard someone take in.

Someone told me I was woman repellant so I told them
"Your mother gave birth to you just to get you further away from her."

 

[Deleted member 180663]

What's the need for insults where you can just make death threats to them.

 

[ThisAdamGuy]

"You know how sometimes you'll go to the bathroom and it'll leave a smear on the side of the bowl when you flush it? You want it gone, but you're also feeling kinda lazy, so you don't want it so badly that you'll actually break out the scrubbing bubbles to get rid of it, and instead you just spend the next few days trying to "rinse it away" whenever you go to the bathroom. That's what you are to me."

 

[Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk]

Just so you know, the sticky side goes against the panties.

???

What's the need for insults where you can just make death threats to them.

? Don't bring a gun to a knife fight.

 

[RedMuffin]

 

[melchi]

Something about smelling of elderberry...

 

[RedMuffin]

 

[Werelure]

Back in student years I observed this:

- You! You have no taste in women!
- Well, technically you are totally my type...

That courageous if slightly stupid friend of mine ended up with scratches all across his face after that so caution is advised if used.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

You're not even worth roasting