The One True Muffin [Poll]

[NotaNuffian]

I don't know who's a muffin.

All I know that I am not a nuffian.

*He lies as he breathes, asthmatically.*

 

[Anonjohn20]

Maybe NSFW though

Knowing the guy who's trying to save cows, this muffin fanfic will have muffin vore.

 

[JayMark]

Knowing the guy who's trying to save cows, this muffin fanfic will have muffin vore.

I regret my offer. I'm purposely throwing this so I don't have to write it. Moo. Still the one true muffin though.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

If there is only one muffin, then who gets to eat muffins?

 

[Anonjohn20]

If there is only one muffin, then who gets to eat muffins?

There'll be only 1 true muffin because the loser will get eaten.

 

[JayMark]

There'll be only 1 true muffin because the loser will get eaten.

*Breathes heavily in Muffin*