How old were you when you found out santa is not real?

Dark_Phoenix_Zaetyk

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Santa isn't real!? :blob_teary:
Maybe he is an otaku leaving private
But he is... He's in charge of one of my coven's child sweatshops/food storage houses...
Are you sure that ain't one of your witchy friends?
I was probably about 8 or so.
Damn so i was a chuuni for more years than you...
SANTA IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!
? Teacher i don't expect this from you.
 

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Maybe he is an otaku leaving private

Are you sure that ain't one of your witchy friends?

Damn so i was a chuuni for more years than you...

? Teacher i don't expect this from you.
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS, BE DREAMS!
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I was never told that Santa was real. Mostly because we couldn't afford extra presents. However, I was told that I wasn't allowed to tell other kids that he wasn't real.
On another note. I was heavily informed about Saint Nicholas punching Arias of Alexandria for his heretical gnostic claims. He is also the Catholic patron saint of prostitutes.
 

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I was never told that Santa was real. Mostly because we couldn't afford extra presents. However, I was told that I wasn't allowed to tell other kids that he wasn't real.
On another note. I was heavily informed about Saint Nicholas punching Arias of Alexandria for his heretical gnostic claims. He is also the Catholic patron saint of prostitutes.
Wow
Well, you just ruined 20 years' worth of Christmases.
? Sorry mate.
Asian kids don't believe in Santa. They make the toys, so.
I guess they believe more in mathematics than santa.
 

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I don't remember ever believing Santa was real. Maybe when I was like 4yo and it slipped my memory, but I don't think so.
 
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