SHF High-school Fanfic

[MidnightFox]

that's good! *pat pat*

I'm ready! Stabby spree!

*Walks silently behind you* BOOOO
*You jump in fright* And stabbed @Theirl when he least expected it

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*Walks silently behind you* BOOOO
*You jump in fright* And stabbed @Theirl when he least expected it

Rest in pieces Theirl I'd say it was an accident, but we both know there's more at play here

 

[Theirl]

*You jump in fright* And stabbed @Theirl when he least expected it

Rest in pieces Theirl I'd say it was an accident, but we both know there's more at play here

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goddamit!

 

[Azure_Fog]

I exist again~

 

[Azure_Fog]

Rest in pieces Theirl I'd say it was an accident, but we both know there's more at play here

There are no accidents~

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goddamit!

Weak~

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

I'm ready! Stabby spree!

*butt-stabs the stabby Daikon*

The fluffy buttstabber returns!

 

[SRB]

*butt-stabs the stabby Daikon*

The fluffy buttstabber returns!

Azure's gonna be upset...

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

Azure's gonna be upset...

Ooops?

 

[SRB]

Ooops?

It was great knowing you. Now you have a multiversal, insanely strong, annoyed vampire that will hunt you down. I should know. I made the same mistake once.

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

It was great knowing you. Now you have a multiversal, insanely strong, annoyed vampire that will hunt you down. I should know. I made the same mistake once.

B-b-but the Daikon looks so tasty! I couldn't help but stab it and cook it and— *eats the Daikon* Mmmmmm, tasty!

 

[SRB]

B-b-but the Daikon looks so tasty! I couldn't help but stab it and cook it and— *eats the Daikon* Mmmmmm, tasty!

Damn. You're dead-dead.

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

Damn. You're dead-dead.

Hmmmmmmmm, maybe I should slice up the leftover Daikon and add it to some ramen.

*slices up Daikon* *adds it to ramen* *cooks ramen* *enjoys bowl of ramen with Daikon* Mmmmmmm, tasty!

 

[SRB]

Hmmmmmmmm, maybe I should slice up the leftover Daikon and add it to some ramen.

*slices up Daikon* *adds it to ramen* *cooks ramen* *enjoys bowl of ramen with Daikon* Mmmmmmm, tasty!

And you didn't share with Azure...

I'll put some pretty flowers on your grave, little one.

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

And you didn't share with Azure...

I'll put some pretty flowers on your grave, little one.

I-I-I saved another bowl of ramen with more Daikon, so I'm safe. Azure can have that one when she returns.

 

[Azure_Fog]

*butt-stabs the stabby Daikon*

The fluffy buttstabber returns!

…
*teleports behind you*
My, my~
What have you done, foolish mortal?
*you feel cold eldritch steel against your back*
Don’t worry~ This won’t hurt… too much~ ehe~

B-b-but the Daikon looks so tasty! I couldn't help but stab it and cook it and— *eats the Daikon* Mmmmmm, tasty!

. . .
Why… you little…
I’ll make sure your screams are… absolutely beautiful~

Spoiler: Lots of violence (yay)

*slices only your skin off*
*starts rubbing salt into the wounds*
*traces spiral patterns into your flesh*

Hmmmmmmmm, maybe I should slice up the leftover Daikon and add it to some ramen.

*slices up Daikon* *adds it to ramen* *cooks ramen* *enjoys bowl of ramen with Daikon* Mmmmmmm, tasty!

You… little… shit.
*slices you into 8 quintillion bits with your conscience intact*
*you can feel the pain from every slice*
*tosses into boiling eldritch titanium*
*places into the center of a neutron star*
Now then, lowly mortal… Die.
*places into timeloop that ends at death and restarts with the removal of the skin*
Enjoy your vacation, little fox~

And you didn't share with Azure...

I'll put some pretty flowers on your grave, little one.

Bold of you to assume there would be a grave~

I-I-I saved another bowl of ramen with more Daikon, so I'm safe. Azure can have that one when she returns.

Your peace offering is… insufficient.
*cuts your heart out*
*eats it as it pulsates*

 

[SRB]

I-I-I saved another bowl of ramen with more Daikon, so I'm safe. Azure can have that one when she returns.

Good luck.

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

…
*teleports behind you*
My, my~
What have you done, foolish mortal?
*you feel cold eldritch steel against your back*
Don’t worry~ This won’t hurt… too much~ ehe~

. . .
Why… you little…
I’ll make sure your screams are… absolutely beautiful~

Spoiler: Lots of violence (yay)

*slices only your skin off*
*starts rubbing salt into the wounds*
*traces spiral patterns into your flesh*

You… little… shit.
*slices you into 8 quintillion bits with your conscience intact*
*you can feel the pain from every slice*
*tosses into boiling eldritch titanium*
*places into the center of a neutron star*
Now then, lowly mortal… Die.
*places into timeloop that ends at death and restarts with the removal of the skin*
Enjoy your vacation, little fox~

Bold of you to assume there would be a grave~

Your peace offering is… insufficient.
*cuts your heart out*
*eats it as it pulsates*

Um . . . Sowwwwwy???

 

[SRB]

…
*teleports behind you*
My, my~
What have you done, foolish mortal?
*you feel cold eldritch steel against your back*
Don’t worry~ This won’t hurt… too much~ ehe~

. . .
Why… you little…
I’ll make sure your screams are… absolutely beautiful~

Spoiler: Lots of violence (yay)

*slices only your skin off*
*starts rubbing salt into the wounds*
*traces spiral patterns into your flesh*

You… little… shit.
*slices you into 8 quintillion bits with your conscience intact*
*you can feel the pain from every slice*
*tosses into boiling eldritch titanium*
*places into the center of a neutron star*
Now then, lowly mortal… Die.
*places into timeloop that ends at death and restarts with the removal of the skin*
Enjoy your vacation, little fox~

Bold of you to assume there would be a grave~

Your peace offering is… insufficient.
*cuts your heart out*
*eats it as it pulsates*

*puts some pretty flowers up in the universe*

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!

*manifests your Daikon hubby out of the universe*

There!

It's just that I like tasty things . . . that aren't supposed to be eaten.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Um . . . Sowwwwwy???

Apology insufficient.
*stabs*
*removes your tendons*

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!

*manifests your Daikon hubby out of the universe*

There!

…
I already revived her?
*deletes the imposter*
Hmmm~ maybe I should gave deleted you too~