I need the most pretentious name ever.

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Why stop there? You should make sure every letter of the alphabet is represented starting a name!

It's a reference.

 

[melchi]

Rasputin

 

[Plantorsomething]

Like Casanova Regalbuto VonSavage, esquire the fourth.

Like the most over the top name you can come up with. A name that makes you want to punch the dude just for having the name.

Don’t Read This Name

 

[Paul__Michaels]

Bill

Paul Michaels

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

Commodore Hazard Perry (historical human), Grougalorrogranne (dragon), Greenland (Island), Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (song), Last Chance (motel), Tyrannosaurus Rex (extinct critter).

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Why stop there? You should make sure every letter of the alphabet is represented starting a name!

Heh. For a ridiculously high power AD&D game back in the late 80s, I created a Fighter/Cleric/Magic-User at max levels for each named Abcdefghijk (pronounced Ab-ka'-def-ger-ahj) Lmnopqrstu (El-Kem'-Nop-ker-sat-eh) Vwxyz (Veh-wick'-sedge)

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

@BernKatstel and @DannyTheDaikon

 

[WingsOfPhantasy]

Rhoncox Foxalot. A man interested... In Foxes and their habitat in which they live in...

 

[Gray_Mann]

Grief Everstricken
Loss Brokenlots

Angel Problemspotter
Damon Darkcauser

or............Cloud Strife

 

[Zinless]

I used to think Sol Badguy was pretentious. Now I believe it's the most badass name a human could ever come up with.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

Blast Hardcheese! Big McLargeHuge!

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Anon2024 or RepresentingEnvy.

You fu**er!

 

[Deleted member 166465]

Marcellus Caesar Regalius Strong the first, heir to the regalius family.
Although what makes a character hateble hardly is his name.
Also Count Virgil maximus Godsend.
Or we can go the troll way:
Rick Roller Gotcha.

 

[LesserSarcasm]

Oh like the count Virgil but add a pun there Count Virgil Cyanoacrylate

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[Deleted member 166465]

Rasputin

Ra, ra, Rasputin
Lover of the Russian Queen
There was a cat that really was gone

Oh like the count Virgil but add a pun there Count Virgil Cyanoacrylate

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WTH? lol, thats kind of funny.

 

[miyoga]

Commodore Hazard Perry (historical human), Grougalorrogranne (dragon), Greenland (Island), Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (song), Last Chance (motel), Tyrannosaurus Rex (extinct critter).

I believe you meant:

The Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Sir Commodore Hazard Perry Chaddington Rex the Third of Greenland and He who defeated Chuck Norris in honorable combat.

 

[Sergeandgreen]

Aurelius Magnus Reginald Britanicus Jr., fourth duke of Brightington,

Anything longer would deserve more than just a punch.

 

[MesaMesa17]

Allister Bartholomew Cornelius Donnington V

People call him ABCDV

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My story

 

[Twiska]

Like Casanova Regalbuto VonSavage, esquire the fourth.

Like the most over the top name you can come up with. A name that makes you want to punch the dude just for having the name.

Lucius Tiberius Hawke. It's more minimalist than some of the others here, but it still sounds like a real name while being pretentious.

 

[gaylolis]

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog