I’ll Rate Your Readers

[ThatTwat3000]

Got a few comments from a few readers (or just one) that you just can’t get out of your mind, whether it be funny, sad, mean, or plain horny? Send them to me in this thread, and I’ll give you a 5-point rating, each on a scale of 1 to 10.

Rating criteria:
- Relevancy to the Chapter Content
- Intelligence of the Reader in Commenting
- Valid Points Within the Comment
- Custom Criteria, which you can add in your request, else I’ll add one
- Custom Criteria, which you can add in your request, else I’ll add one

Overall rating = average of the rating criteria values

Example:

Can you please rate this comment I got on a story?

Custom Criteria #1: Gayness
Custom Criteria #2: You decide

Sure thang pardner! I apologize, @ThatTwat3000. That was unlike me. I am sincerely sorry and regret what I typed out... anyway, to the reader rating!

Overall Rating: 8/10

Nitty Gritty Details {

Relevancy: 7/10
- comments: There is sufficient relvancy to the story title
  itself, but not enough about the chapter content. Very
  surface level.

Intelligence: 5/10
- comments: The comment does not have proper punctuation nor
  proper capitalization, and, again— the comment is very
  surface level.

Valid Points: NaN/10 `[EXCLUDED]`
- comments: There are no points within the comment, just
  wishes and wants.

Gayness: 10/10
- comments: This person is absolutely gay, even though
  she (me) has a husband and children.

Lies: 10/10
- comments: Although the username of the reader is
  "ThatTwat3000", she is not acting Twatty at all,
  which makes her an absolute fraud, no ifs, ands,
  or buts.

}

 

[Dieter]

 

[Xam_I_Am]

This is very tempting lol
Might as well.
Posted on the 6th chapter of my book and proceeded to rate one star. Mostly just laughed it off.

Criteria 1: Commenters relationship with their own mother.
Criteria 2: How much of the actual book did they read.

 

[RemHydragrove]

I preface this by saying I love them, and that they comment a lot. I will personally give them a 10/10, but I didn't know how to respond to this one.

So I have left them anonymous

Criteria 1: How horny?
Criteria 2: How much is this considered a threat?

 

[ThatTwat3000]

I preface this by saying I love them, and that they comment a lot. I will personally give them a 10/10, but I didn't know how to respond to this one.

So I have left them anonymous

Criteria 1: How horny?
Criteria 2: How much is this considered a threat?

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Now that’s a comment I would remember for a few days.

Overall Rating: 8.6/10

Nitty Gritty Details {

Relevancy: 7/10
- comments: The reader shows that they read the chapter
  and took away a key detail (“princess”) from it. However, 
  there is a little more relevancy towards the chapter left 
  to be desired. 

Intelligence: 7/10
- comments: The comment does not have proper punctuation nor
  proper capitalization. But! It uses blobs to convey emotion 
  so the reader’s thoughts aren’t confusing for or misunderstood by 
  the author. This is considered a high-intelligence move in my 
  judging criteria.

Valid Points: 8/10
- comments: The chapter [I]does[/I] depict the character as a princess
  and the points raised by the reader are what I would expect from
  the chapter’s wording. Especially with the usage of the word 
  “[eye] lashes”.

How Horny: 10/10
- comments: This person is completely, and utterly horny. They
  cannot be saved. Personally, I would take their primal instincts
  as a compliment, having been able to make them fantasize over
  a character I wrote... but it’s ultimately up to you how you interpret
  the reader’s views. I would also presume they have been spending
  just a little too much time on doujinshi sites looking for that sweet, 
  sweet nectar called BL...

Threat: 11/10
- comments: ... What does getting ravished like a princess mean...

}

 

[RemHydragrove]

How Horny: 10/10
- comments: This person is completely, and utterly horny. They
cannot be saved. Personally, I would take their primal instincts
as a compliment, having been able to make them fantasize over
a character I wrote... but it’s ultimately up to you how you interpret
the reader’s views. I would also presume they have been spending
just a little too much time on doujinshi sites looking for that sweet,
sweet nectar called BL...

Threat: 11/10
- comments: ... What does getting ravished like a princess mean...

Your humor is 10/10 perfect, I chuckled so much reading this.

Thank you for typing all of that up.

I will certainly remember this comment for awhile. ?

 

[gaylolis]

@Corty you can stomp this with your 9000 iq 'readers'

 

[Corty]

Dam Boi, let me dig up some of my pinned comments

 

[Nym]

I got one (not my story so might not count)
PS:I’m talking about RIN-RIN’s comment

 

[Corty]

This is the same guy, in chronological order:

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Dam Boi, let me dig up some of my pinned comments

Need nerf, too unbalanced

 

[Representing_Tromba]

 

[Sergeandgreen]

Those are one of my favourites. At least from the ones you need to read the story to understand it.


How would you rate that reader (It's one and the same in every comment).
Also, despite everything. I always have a good laugh when that reader comments, so i like him, even if some things he writes are questionable.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Criteria 1: How much should people groan?
Criteria 2: Should I become a dad?

 

[ThatTwat3000]

This is very tempting lol
Might as well.
Posted on the 6th chapter of my book and proceeded to rate one star. Mostly just laughed it off.

Criteria 1: Commenters relationship with their own mother.
Criteria 2: How much of the actual book did they read.

Apologies! I didn’t see your post! Here it is, in all splendid glory, the rating:

Overall Rating: 6.8/10

Nitty Gritty Details {

Relevancy: 9/10
- comments: Although negative, the reader does seem to have read
  the chapter and comprehended what happened. The chapter’s main 
  events are the relationship between the two characters sort of developing 
  on an odd track, and a misunderstanding between the characters and 
  their mothers. The comment depicts a high level of understanding 
  within the chapter’s frame. 

Intelligence: 5/10
- comments: It started off well, with a capital letter. Then it just went
  a little off the rocker. The whole comment is one big run-on sentence 
  even though it should be at least 3 sentences. Additionally, the way 
  the verbs within the sentence correlate with the subjects of the 
  sentence is not grammatically correct.

Valid Points: 6/10
- comments: The reader is highly opinionated and their view is based
  purely upon that opinion. That by itself did not deduct points. What
  deducted points what that the reader does not seem to understand
  what the “Drama” genre entails, and just why the characters don't
  want to disclose what their current relationship with each other is 
  (bullying and trauma with each other in the past, which would worry
  both characters’ parents). 

Relationship w/ Mother: 10/10
- comments: This person would inform their mother they just had sex,
  to clear up any misunderstandings that might arise later in the future.
  My friends, that is a solid relationship right there— a little too honest,
  but very, very solid. 

Amount of Story Read: 4/10
- comments: Reader clearly missed the synopsis. 

}

For the people who submitted their readers in this thread and haven’t yet gotten a response... I see you. I hear you. I smell you. I want to make each rating 1 post. That means I need to wait several minutes so the auto mod doesn’t merge the two posts I send consecutively, or someone needs to post in this thread after me. Do not worry! This twat will make sure to give your readers the ratings they deserve.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Apologies! I didn’t see your post! Here it is, in all splendid glory, the rating:

Overall Rating: 6.8/10

Nitty Gritty Details {

Relevancy: 9/10
- comments: Although negative, the reader does seem to have read
  the chapter and comprehended what happened. The chapter’s main
  events are the relationship between the two characters sort of developing
  on an odd track, and a misunderstanding between the characters and
  their mothers. The comment depicts a high level of understanding
  within the chapter’s frame.

Intelligence: 5/10
- comments: It started off well, with a capital letter. Then it just went
  a little off the rocker. The whole comment is one big run-on sentence
  even though it should be at least 3 sentences. Additionally, the way
  the verbs within the sentence correlate with the subjects of the
  sentence is not grammatically correct.

Valid Points: 6/10
- comments: The reader is highly opinionated and their view is based
  purely upon that opinion. That by itself did not deduct points. What
  deducted points what that the reader does not seem to understand
  what the “Drama” genre entails, and just why the characters don't
  want to disclose what their current relationship with each other is
  (bullying and trauma with each other in the past, which would worry
  both characters’ parents).

Relationship w/ Mother: 10/10
- comments: This person would inform their mother they just had sex,
  to clear up any misunderstandings that might arise later in the future.
  My friends, that is a solid relationship right there— a little too honest,
  but very, very solid.

Amount of Story Read: 4/10
- comments: Reader clearly missed the synopsis.

}

For the people who submitted their readers in this thread and haven’t yet gotten a response... I see you. I hear you. I smell you. I want to make each rating 1 post. That means I need to wait several minutes so the auto mod doesn’t merge the two posts I send consecutively, or someone needs to post in this thread after me. Do not worry! This twat will make sure to give your readers the ratings they deserve.

Mergn't

 

[Xam_I_Am]

Apologies! I didn’t see your post! Here it is, in all splendid glory, the rating:

It's okay, no wrong.
But thank you so much. You basically took most of my thoughts on it and put it into a much clearer and concise format.
No joke wondered if they read the description of the book before commenting.
But I will never fault a person for their opinion, even if I disagree.
The images brought on by the mother relationship rating have me still laughing.
Keep doing God's work.