Evil Edge Lord Seeks Servants: Recruitment Announcement for Maids

MatchaChocolate69

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Matcha is trying to find a girlfriend again.
It's not my fault if I'm the most sought-after bachelor on the forum, sib. I'm just making things easier for my admirers. :blob_sir:
Corty X Matcha I can already see the fanfics :blob_hmm:
It's already canon. :blob_evil: (also don't miss the comment section :blob_uwu:)
No, Ane-san! Not the ships :blob_no:, I have PTSD from abandonment because of a pirate. :blob_pat_sad:
I swear to god! if it's in my underwear section!! Why is it even in there!?
Those succubus genes of yours occasionally pop up, huh. :blob_hmm:
Are you interested, Assur-sama? :blob_hmm:

Question: When will the application closed?
When I have enough maids to fill my emptiness. :blob_blank:
Would it count as NTR if someone were to offer the maids better working conditions? Asking for a friend.

A harem of maids is pretty greedy, tho. Wouldn't a stylish evil overlord normally just have one overly competent maid -either the devoted psycho personality or the unwilling-acting and spiteful one that disses the overlord as part of their comedic routine- employed as their right hand?
You are right in everything, and indeed I had the most splendid and competent servant an evil lord could wish for. With her multiple personalities, she satisfied my need for a harem. To replace her, I will either find someone equally special, or I will have to compensate with quantity. That's why I want to screen the requests that come in.

I think that when it comes to stealing maids, it's NTR and the worst form of it now. Losing a maid hurts more than losing a lover, I can assure you.
I can give you a discount Amelia Bedilia take it or leave it.
Who is Amelia? And why not you?:blob_evil:
 

Assurbanipal_II

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It's not my fault if I'm the most sought-after bachelor on the forum, sib. I'm just making things easier for my admirers. :blob_sir:

It's already canon. :blob_evil: (also don't miss the comment section :blob_uwu:)

No, Ane-san! Not the ships :blob_no:, I have PTSD from abandonment because of a pirate. :blob_pat_sad:

Those succubus genes of yours occasionally pop up, huh. :blob_hmm:

Are you interested, Assur-sama? :blob_hmm:


When I have enough maids to fill my emptiness. :blob_blank:

You are right in everything, and indeed I had the most splendid and competent servant an evil lord could wish for. With her multiple personalities, she satisfied my need for a harem. To replace her, I will either find someone equally special, or I will have to compensate with quantity. That's why I want to screen the requests that come in.

I think that when it comes to stealing maids, it's NTR and the worst form of it now. Losing a maid hurts more than losing a lover, I can assure you.

Who is Amelia? And why not you?:blob_evil:
:meowsip: I am merely observing. And I doubt my qualities as a maid.
 

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T-that was no ship! It was a boat! ?‍♂️ yes, it was a boat :blob_uwu:
Boat, you say? :blob_hmm_two:Hmm, I guess you can boatme with Corty. :blob_sweat: As long as no pirates are involved. :blob_no:
:meowsip: I am merely observing. And I doubt my qualities as a maid.
Yes, indeed you are more suited to being served, Assur-sama ?
Youre far too young to employ my maid services if you dont know who Amelia Bedilia is.
:blob_cookie: It is like asking you who Tintin is. :blob_hmm: Or Asterix for that matter.
I'm not so young that I don't know Asterix or Tintin, but I didn't know this character: Amelia Bedelia. I thought you were referring to a character from your novels.

I googled her and I suppose she's some kind of Mary Poppins, but it seems to be more of an American thing. It's not part of my cultural background.
Tintin had a movie relatively recently, the others are just old childrens books. But I wouldnt be surprised if they knew none of them haha
My dear, why do you underestimate me like this? Do you dislike me in some way?:blob_pat_sad:
This is misleading?

Have you seen my conversation with the D? :blob_sir:
I've seen them and they entertained me quite a bit. But while my Ane-san likes to play the part of the innocent, naive daikon, I prefer to be more explicit and spicy... :blob_evil:

And don’t make promises you can’t keep, darling.
Are you sure I can't keep my promises?:blob_evil:
 

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Boat, you say? :blob_hmm_two:Hmm, I guess you can boatme with Corty. :blob_sweat: As long as no pirates are involved. :blob_no:

Yes, indeed you are more suited to being served, Assur-sama ?


I'm not so young that I don't know Asterix or Tintin, but I didn't know this character: Amelia Bedelia. I thought you were referring to a character from your novels.

I googled her and I suppose she's some kind of Mary Poppins, but it seems to be more of an American thing. It's not part of my cultural background.

My dear, why do you underestimate me like this? Do you dislike me in some way?:blob_pat_sad:

I've seen them and they entertained me quite a bit. But while my Ane-san likes to play the part of the innocent, naive daikon, I prefer to be more explicit and spicy... :blob_evil:


Are you sure I can't keep my promises?:blob_evil:
I didn’t imply that you weren't knowing them. I just pointed out that you are regardless of age unlikely to know a character from American culture, the same way she is unlikely to know figures from French culture, not to mention more obscure ones. In fact, she admitted to not knowing Asterix and the fact that she knows Tintin she traces back to a recent film. :blob_cookie:
 

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I didn’t imply that you weren't knowing them. I just pointed out that you are regardless of age unlikely to know a character from American culture, the same way she is unlikely to know figures from French culture, not to mention more obscure ones. In fact, she admitted to not knowing Asterix and the fact that she knows Tintin she traces back to a recent film. :blob_cookie:
I understand, I hadn't considered the geographical reference. :blob_hmm_two: Anyway, my response was more directed towards them, and I had quoted your post for reference. :blob_hug:
 

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I didn’t imply that you weren't knowing them. I just pointed out that you are regardless of age unlikely to know a character from American culture, the same way she is unlikely to know figures from French culture, not to mention more obscure ones. In fact, she admitted to not knowing Asterix and the fact that she knows Tintin she traces back to a recent film. :blob_cookie:
I know who Asterix is aswell. I was simply referring to the most recent Tintin anything that most people would know of.

My dear, why do you underestimate me like this? Do you dislike me in some way?:blob_pat_sad:
I dont know you well enough to like or dislike, simply stating my piece. My apologies for my assumptions, I wasnt aware Amelia was an American thing. I had always thought it was British.
 

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I know who Asterix is aswell. I was simply referring to the most recent Tintin anything that most people would know of.


I dont know you well enough to like or dislike, simply stating my piece. My apologies for my assumptions, I wasnt aware Amelia was an American thing. I had always thought it was British.
:meowsip: You referenced to them as old, but failed to consider that the series is still running. Also, to call them children books. Also, the reference to a recent film, is ambiguous.
 

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:meowsip: You referenced to them as old, but failed to consider that the series is still running. Also, to call them children books. Also, the reference to a recent film, is ambiguous.
I mean, they are old in the sense they started long ago. Calling comics children books is probably wrong but Id imagine its mostly children who read them. The film is fair, its just the most prominent image of Tintin in my mind.
 

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I dont know you well enough to like or dislike, simply stating my piece. My apologies for my assumptions, I wasnt aware Amelia was an American thing. I had always thought it was British.
No hard feelings! :blob_reach: Do you like chocolate? Here, have some. ?????? It's on me.
I hope it tips the scales of your favor towards liking me. :blob_uwu:
 
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