Evil Edge Lord Seeks Servants: Recruitment Announcement for Maids

MatchaChocolate69

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Listen up, people of Scribble Hub!

I, the magnificent, beautiful, and diabolical Lord Matcha, now President of the Student Council and future ruler of the world, announce the search for maids who can honor my wicked magnificence. After the mysterious and inexplicable disappearance of my loyal @SsemouyOnan , I need an army of maids ready to fill the void and support me in my unstoppable rise to power. Overthrowing @Corty was just the first step! :blob_sir:

What is an evil lord without a horde of servants to impose his will? Every prominent figure in Scribble Hub has their harem, I mean, company of followers!

Isn't it boring to be on the side of the good guys? Have you always rooted for the villains?
Then this is the perfect job for you. And I assure you, it will be much better than a job. :blob_evil:

Requirements for Application:​

Unwavering Loyalty:
  • Devotion to Lord Matcha is mandatory. Each maid must swear absolute loyalty to my dark realm and follow my orders without hesitation.
Combat Skills and Extraordinary Powers:
  • I am not looking for simple domestics, but formidable warriors endowed with extraordinary powers. Clearly indicate your supernatural abilities and combat experience. World domination is not a job for the weak!
Appearance and Demeanor:
  • Impeccable appearance and elegant demeanor are essential to be part of my entourage. Maid uniforms will be provided and must be worn with pride.
Discretion and Confidentiality:
  • The ability to maintain the utmost confidentiality about all activities within my realm is crucial. Anyone who dares to reveal my plans will face... unpleasant consequences.
Flexibility and Adaptability:
  • Be ready to handle unexpected and bizarre situations with grace and composure. Life with Lord Matcha is anything but ordinary!
Cringe Resistance:
  • There will be a truckload of it. So, you must be mentally strong to handle the embarrassment.

I Offer:​

  • Luxury Accommodation: Residence in my sumptuous mansion, equipped with every comfort and luxury, the Eldritch Family mansion.
  • Intensive Training: A training program to ensure all maids meet my high standards of villainy.
  • Excellent Company: The opportunity to work alongside the most charismatic and cunning leader of this forum.
  • Unique Experiences: Every day will be an adventure in my chocolaty dark realm, with the possibility of witnessing my brilliant strategies and conquests.
  • Infinite Supply of Chocolate?: Thanks to my demonic powers, you will enjoy an endless and delicious supply of chocolate. Your palate will always be satisfied!
  • Infinite Supply of Daikon
    :     Provided by my beautiful Ane-san, the splendid @DannyTheDaikon .
  • Infinite Supply of Potatoes ? : Provided by the ineffable Soviet @Simple_Russian_Boi , my mama.
But most importantly, my chocolaty love.❤️

How to Apply:​

If you believe you are worthy of this prestigious position and wish to serve the greatest villain of Scribble Hub, send me your detailed application including:

  • Name
  • Picture
  • Brief description of your skills and experiences
  • Details of your supernatural powers and combat abilities
  • Reasons why you want to become one of my maids.

Send your application to [[email protected]] or deliver it directly to my office at the Student Council (here),

Hurry up, candidates! This is a unique opportunity to be part of the most powerful and fascinating entourage Scribble Hub has ever seen. Join me, and together we will dominate this forum... and then the world! Muhahahaha!

With diabolical dedication,

Lord Matcha-sama
President of the Student Council, Evil EdgeLord of Chocolate.
 
MatchaChocolate69

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Corty said:
It would be a shame if a new maid went ahead and spiked your tea.
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:blob_shock: That is a cunning and evil tactic! That's why I'm taking note (for future use) and adding the necessity of a royal food taster to the request. After all, it's fitting for a king like me. :blob_sir:

Corty said:
I am not a maid afterall. :blobspearpeek:
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Do you want to be my butler? Or you could genderbend.:blob_evil:

DannyTheDaikon said:
All candidates should know that my wonderful Matcha-kun needs a proper maiden by his side,
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Tell them Ane-san! :blob_uwu:

DannyTheDaikon said:
and if she ever dares to spike his tea with anything, she may find herself in a bit of a pickle :blobspearpeek:
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With my Ane-san by my side, I fear no one. :blob_melt:
 
MatchaChocolate69

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Cosmictapestry said:
Can I do anything I want with the D?
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This is very misleading... :sweating_profusely: :sweating_profusely: :sweating_profusely: :sweating_profusely: :sweating_profusely: :sweating_profusely: :sweating_profusely: sure

Ah, I suppose you mean Danny... well, if it's consensual, why not? :sweating_profusely:

Pixytokisaki14 said:
…………

Uncle Matcha needs correction again ?? … where's my M1897 Trench gun loaded with dragon's breath shells… BABUSHKAAAA!!! Where did you pit it!? :blob_thor: :blob_thor:
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Your uncle is very lonely, I need a many maids. :blob_teary:
 
BearlyAlive

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Would it count as NTR if someone were to offer the maids better working conditions? Asking for a friend.

A harem of maids is pretty greedy, tho. Wouldn't a stylish evil overlord normally just have one overly competent maid -either the devoted psycho personality or the unwilling-acting and spiteful one that disses the overlord as part of their comedic routine- employed as their right hand?
 
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