[Cookie Party] Are there too many delusional people who think they are human on SHF?

[SRB]

Only if you're a manavore. But then you're better off nibbling on a World Tree, why bother with a dragon that'll fight back?

The tastiest snack is the one that fights back.

 

[GlassRose]

Side note, but about the poll. Where's the option for eating cookies while perched on top of the fence like a crow or a Mistborn or an edgy teenager or a gargoyle?

 

[GlassRose]

The tastiest snack is the one that fights back.

Then go eat an empire, silly. And some light elementals posing as gods... Yum yum!

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Maybe it's cause your bones look weird.

Thems Fightin' Words.

 

[GlassRose]

Thems Fightin' Words.

I think your bones look wonderful! All 738,274,924...619,724,003.61 of them! Very mind-shattering, soul-quaking.

 

[Sabruness]

 

[TheEldritchGod]

I think your bones look fine! All 738,274,924...619,724,003.61 of them!

*left eyes twitch*

Look, mammal.

When your ancestors came up with the concept of endoskeletons, do you know everyone thought it was a joke?

Every other civilized creature in the cosmos told ourselves it was just a fad and tried to ignore you. It's just so FREAKY and disgusting! I mean, you look like you swallowed a connectix set. Yes, yes, yes... exoskeletons eventually caught on, and while they aren’t for everyone, the smooth curves and glossy exteriors are not unpleasing to the eye.

After all, The EYE has been around for several eons and IS the definitive expert on Style.

Normally organic material should undulate and flow, not… ughhhh… defy local gravity and stand upright JUST because you have poles stuck inside you! If you want to stretch towards the heavens, just leave the confines of your gravity well like a NORMAL organic material!

We all tried to ignore it, but more and more things started walking around with endoskeletons. Yes, it's WIERD, however, we ran the numbers and there are way more things without skeletons then with, so we figured if it was such a low percentage, it was eaiser just to ignore you. BUT THEN you leaped into space and landed on your nearby primary satellite and that's when I became all, "Oh Hell To The No!" and started thinking those 'No Bones' protestors who glue themselves to interdimensional corridors and block traffic to protest your existence are on to something.

What's worse, just last *Hherhrghsgh* one of my spawn was planning on going out to devour a civilization when I noticed it wasn't undulating correctly. When pressed, the spawn became evasive. Then I noticed that it had stuck long poles inside itself, not unlike an endoskeleton. That's when I sternly waggled a pseudopod in a disapproving fashion at it and exclaimed, "You are NOT going out to consume dressed like THAT young lord of Existence!" Immediately it started complaining about how all the other spawns were doing it and I responded, "If everyone else climbed into a singularity, would you follow?" Then I banished her to the Plane of Resplendent Agonies. I mean, only the second one. I wasn't THAT upset… She just needed to learn some manners. Manners that can only be learned by wallowing in abject misery.

I know, I know, spare the ego-flaying, spoil the spawn. I guess I’m just an old softy at heart.

But I digress.

My point is that this whole "bone" thing has gotten out of hand.
Have you ever been in a crowded elevator when someone farted?
That's what everyone else thinks about you and your bones.

And the smell is just... LINGERING.

I'm not trying to be cruel here. I'm just telling you what everyone else is thinking but is too polite to tell you. There are whole joke books about your guys. "101 Jokes About Sentient Three-Dimensional Fleshbags With Internal Bones." It's in the top 20 Amazon book sales consistently for a reason. You are the laughingstock of the universe and this is why nobody talks to you.

(Side note: Yes, I can read your thoughts and I know you are asking, why do you like cats? Answer: Because cats don't have bones. You THINK they have bones, but they don't. See?

Show me a single bone inside this cat. I DARE YOU.
...
Besides the ones Feetz may have eaten, of course.)


My Advice? Just Stop having bones, if for no other reason than because it's a terrible influence on our spawn. If you don't stop having skeletons, we might be forced to take action. I'm sure you can see how I am only thinking about the future of our spawned abominations that should not exist. It's just common courtesy.

I don't take my Trash out and leave it on the curb until the night before pick-up.
YOU can get rid of your bones. A trivial request, when you think about it.

It's called being a GOOD NEIGHBOR. Humanity could try it sometime.

Please don't get all up in arms about freedom of speech or artistic expression, because between you and me, you just don't have the limbs to spare.


- Un'Thoth Neverborn, The-Abyss-That-Slumbers.


PS,
Having thought about it, to show how generous I can be, I'm willing to meet humanity halfway. Have you thought about exchanging all the hard parts for cartilage? I think it would still look funny, but at least it would show everyone that you are trying to fit in, and MAYBE you'll get invited to more block parties.

Please Don't Make Me Get The Home Owners Association Involved. Let's keep this CIVIL.

 

[Nym]

I’m at least 2% sure I’m a normal human woman

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

I'm a walking human NTR guy by virtue of appearance.

By attitude, I'm an Abrams tank.

 

[MDupree]

The Killers asked during their thesis Human (2008) whether we are Human or Dancer.

Since I cannot dance, I am by process of elimination human, and thus not delusional.

 

[georgelee5786]

@Aaqil someone is robbing your stash

 

[GlassRose]

*left eyes twitch*

Look, mammal.

When your ancestors came up with the concept of endoskeletons, do you know everyone thought it was a joke?

Every other civilized creature in the cosmos told ourselves it was just a fad and tried to ignore you. It's just so FREAKY and disgusting! I mean, you look like you swallowed a connectix set. Yes, yes, yes... exoskeletons eventually caught on, and while they aren’t for everyone, the smooth curves and glossy exteriors are not unpleasing to the eye.

After all, The EYE has been around for several eons and IS the definitive expert on Style.

Normally organic material should undulate and flow, not… ughhhh… defy local gravity and stand upright JUST because you have poles stuck inside you! If you want to stretch towards the heavens, just leave the confines of your gravity well like a NORMAL organic material!

We all tried to ignore it, but more and more things started walking around with endoskeletons. Yes, it's WIERD, however, we ran the numbers and there are way more things without skeletons then with, so we figured if it was such a low percentage, it was eaiser just to ignore you. BUT THEN you leaped into space and landed on your nearby primary satellite and that's when I became all, "Oh Hell To The No!" and started thinking those 'No Bones' protestors who glue themselves to interdimensional corridors and block traffic to protest your existence are on to something.

What's worse, just last *Hherhrghsgh* one of my spawn was planning on going out to devour a civilization when I noticed it wasn't undulating correctly. When pressed, the spawn became evasive. Then I noticed that it had stuck long poles inside itself, not unlike an endoskeleton. That's when I sternly waggled a pseudopod in a disapproving fashion at it and exclaimed, "You are NOT going out to consume dressed like THAT young lord of Existence!" Immediately it started complaining about how all the other spawns were doing it and I responded, "If everyone else climbed into a singularity, would you follow?" Then I banished her to the Plane of Resplendent Agonies. I mean, only the second one. I wasn't THAT upset… She just needed to learn some manners. Manners that can only be learned by wallowing in abject misery.

I know, I know, spare the ego-flaying, spoil the spawn. I guess I’m just an old softy at heart.

But I digress.

My point is that this whole "bone" thing has gotten out of hand.
Have you ever been in a crowded elevator when someone farted?
That's what everyone else thinks about you and your bones.

And the smell is just... LINGERING.

I'm not trying to be cruel here. I'm just telling you what everyone else is thinking but is too polite to tell you. There are whole joke books about your guys. "101 Jokes About Sentient Three-Dimensional Fleshbags With Internal Bones." It's in the top 20 Amazon book sales consistently for a reason. You are the laughingstock of the universe and this is why nobody talks to you.

(Side note: Yes, I can read your thoughts and I know you are asking, why do you like cats? Answer: Because cats don't have bones. You THINK they have bones, but they don't. See?
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Show me a single bone inside this cat. I DARE YOU.
...
Besides the ones Feetz may have eaten, of course.)


My Advice? Just Stop having bones, if for no other reason than because it's a terrible influence on our spawn. If you don't stop having skeletons, we might be forced to take action. I'm sure you can see how I am only thinking about the future of our spawned abominations that should not exist. It's just common courtesy.

I don't take my Trash out and leave it on the curb until the night before pick-up.
YOU can get rid of your bones. A trivial request, when you think about it.

It's called being a GOOD NEIGHBOR. Humanity could try it sometime.

Please don't get all up in arms about freedom of speech or artistic expression, because between you and me, you just don't have the limbs to spare.


- Un'Thoth Neverborn, The-Abyss-That-Slumbers.


PS,
Having thought about it, to show how generous I can be, I'm willing to meet humanity halfway. Have you thought about exchanging all the hard parts for cartilage? I think it would still look funny, but at least it would show everyone that you are trying to fit in, and MAYBE you'll get invited to more block parties.

Please Don't Make Me Get The Home Owners Association Involved. Let's keep this CIVIL.

Bold words from a being confined to mere flesh. You pride yourself on writhing above the confines of reality, and yet still you are beholden to the squelching, putrid, ghastly meat of your imperfect vessel.

Your pride means nothing before a being of void and energy incarnate. A physical form is something I take for light amusement, and something I shed just as easily. A body of crystal and thread, a more refined, perfect iteration of that which meat provides, without it's disgusting needs, whims, and limitations. You dare assume I am human? For all your eyes, and your EYE, you are still blind, incapable as you are from discerning a mere human from a being beyond the concept of existence as it toys around with lesser forms for entertainment. If I were trying to disguise myself I would not hold it against you, frail flesh as you are, but if you cannot see past this thin puppet disguise I wear they you truly are beyond salvation.

I shouldn't be surprised though, seeing as you can't even recognize the numerous bones you have in your microstructure.

 

[Arkus86]

I know. Everyone should accept their true selves and become angels.

Biblically accurate angels?

 

[CupcakeNinja]

It has come to my attention that there are more and more people who think they are human on SHF.

Do this has to stop ?

Do we have to do anything !
Someone needs to do something, and that someone isn't me! And I doubt we actually need to do anything either !

Would you end the delusions ?

not my problem then. Im a God, not a human

 

[Indicterra]

Humanity all the way

 

[Cannight]

Biblically accurate angels?

Whichever form appeals to you

 

[Aaqil]

I don't care what you are, where’s my cookie at?

 

[Aaqil]

@Aaqil someone is robbing your stash

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Bold words from a being confined to mere flesh. You pride yourself on writhing above the confines of reality, and yet still you are beholden to the squelching, putrid, ghastly meat of your imperfect vessel.

Your pride means nothing before a being of void and energy incarnate. A physical form is something I take for light amusement, and something I shed just as easily. A body of crystal and thread, a more refined, perfect iteration of that which meat provides, without it's disgusting needs, whims, and limitations. You dare assume I am human? For all your eyes, and your EYE, you are still blind, incapable as you are from discerning a mere human from a being beyond the concept of existence as it toys around with lesser forms for entertainment. If I were trying to disguise myself I would not hold it against you, frail flesh as you are, but if you cannot see past this thin puppet disguise I wear they you truly are beyond salvation.

I shouldn't be surprised though, seeing as you can't even recognize the numerous bones you have in your microstructure.

Buwhat-what-WHAT?

I will have you know that there are ONLY HUMANS on this site. I know you are joking, CLEARLY. YUP! Only humans here! Why even I am a human! To prove it, I will take a selfie.

And here is a picture with me and my family at the beach.

See? Nothing but humans here. Immediately. If you know what's good for you.

 

[GlassRose]

See? Nothing but humans here. Immediately. If you know what's good for you.

You overstep, meat.

But it would not do to erase you and this plane of reality for your slight, after all I'm still using it. So very well. I forgive you. You may now thank me for my magnanimous attitude.

Hmm, my mask is slipping, better readjust that.