SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

Morning~ it was good~
And of course you are delicious~ No one is more delicious~

ehehehe~ I was praised~
This Daikon feels very honored to be deemed the most delicious

 

[quagma]

*roasts quagma*

[you uh... you wanna share some of that?]

ehehehe~ I was praised~
This Daikon feels very honored to be deemed the most delicious

mmmm praise. the smug satisfaction radiating off of you because of it could feed a whole squad of us.

 

[Azure_Fog]

ehehehe~ I was praised~
This Daikon feels very honored to be deemed the most delicious

Silly daikon~ You’ve always been the most delicious~ for over 1600 pages~

[you uh... you wanna share some of that?]

No.
*nom nom nom nom*
Mine.
*stabs and roasts another quagma*

 

[quagma]

Huh. Who else have you sampled?

we plead the fifth!

... hypothetically.... everyone. emotions are tasty too! we must cultivate the proper environment for yummy vibes! hypothetically... if we sampled you, which we didn't, we'd say you tasted of home cooked comfort meals and heat. lots of heat. very spicy, we'd say, if we'd sampled a limb or two from you... which we didn't!

No.
*nom nom nom nom*
Mine.
*stabs and roasts another quagma*

[no fair! smells so good!]

 

[Deleted member 146224]

mmmm praise. the smug satisfaction radiating off of you because of it could feed a whole squad of us.

Of course I'm smug and satisfied. It was not a mere praise, it was Her Stabbyness' praise this Daikon is completely devoted to Her Stabbyness, so it's only natural to bask in her praise

Silly daikon~ You’ve always been the most delicious~ for over 1600 pages~

I knyow, but it's still as nice to hear as the first time nya~
Ehehhe~ *feeling melty melty*

 

[SRB]

we plead the fifth!

... hypothetically.... everyone. emotions are tasty too! we must cultivate the proper environment for yummy vibes! hypothetically... if we sampled you, which we didn't, we'd say you tasted of home cooked comfort meals and heat. lots of heat. very spicy, we'd say, if we'd sampled a limb or two from you... which we didn't!

Well, that fits, I'd say.
*gives you potato salad and a bowl of shashlik*

 

[Azure_Fog]

[no fair! smells so good!]

Too bad, little octopi.
*nom nom nom*
*stabs and roasts three more quagmas*
*stares at every single other quagma*
*eats the three roasted quagmas slowly*

I knyow, but it's still as nice to hear as the first time nya~
Ehehhe~ *feeling melty melty*

Hey! No melting~
*forces back together*
*sits on lap*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Hey! No melting~
*forces back together*
*sits on lap*

*cuddles and gives more roasted quagmas*
*brushes hair and enjoys watching Her Stabbyness omnomnom*
So cute~ Murderous Her Stabbyness is absolutely one of the cutest

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

 

[SRB]

Very cool-!

Why is she pink and green.
Matcha, son, what did you do? The [VILLAIN] and [HERO] parts shouldn't come into contact!

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Very cool-!

Why is she pink and green.
Matcha, son, what did you do? The [VILLAIN] and [HERO] parts shouldn't come into contact!

Thank you, Mama!
I miss them so much that somehow this image emerged from my desires. Maybe it's wrong, but I love every part of her.
Perhaps it's more of a conceptual image of her trinity rather than something that will actually happen.

 

[SRB]

Thank you, Mama!
I miss them so much that somehow this image emerged from my desires. Maybe it's wrong, but I love every part of her.
Perhaps it's more of a conceptual image of her trinity rather than something that will actually happen.

I see, I see... That would be an interesting developmemlnt, considering we haven't seen Seymour in-person before.

You wanted all three at once, you greedy little Devil~! That's my boy!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

WTF I just learned that my gf has been struggling with a stalker for the past 4 years

 

[SRB]

WTF I just learned that my gf has been struggling with a stalker for the past 4 years

The fuck? Are you both okay?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

The fuck? Are you both okay?

Yeah yeah, we're fine. Fortunately dude is online, but holy fuck that's a news for me. I can't say that this is the stuff I'm expecting to hear before sleeping

Apparently dude got completely obsessed with her, to the point of following her to different discord servers and reading every single message she left there (yes, every.single.message) and then he had a meltdown because he started hallucinating that she's dating some other dude from that server, even though she told him time and time again that she gay and taken.

She hasn't spoken to him for the past 3 years but apparently dude is still coming after her, because this fukin moron can't understand what it means to be totally ghosted...

I don't think I'll be sleeping well today. I feel like raging

 

[Azure_Fog]

*cuddles and gives more roasted quagmas*
*brushes hair and enjoys watching Her Stabbyness omnomnom*
So cute~ Murderous Her Stabbyness is absolutely one of the cutest

Hey! If you’re going to give me food give me yourself~
*relaxes as hair is brushed*
Mmmm~ comfy~
*nom nom slightly less murderously*

WTF I just learned that my gf has been struggling with a stalker for the past 4 years

…

Yeah yeah, we're fine. Fortunately dude is online, but holy fuck that's a news for me. I can't say that this is the stuff I'm expecting to hear before sleeping

Apparently dude got completely obsessed with her, to the point of following her to different discord servers and reading every single message she left there (yes, every.single.message) and then he had a meltdown because he started hallucinating that she's dating some other dude from that server, even though she told him time and time again that she gay and taken.

She hasn't spoken to him for the past 3 years but apparently dude is still coming after her, because this fukin moron can't understand what it means to be totally ghosted...

I don't think I'll be sleeping well today. I feel like raging

Holy fuck…
Somebody needs to learn what no means.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Unrelated note, but HSR update in 4 hours!

 

[SRB]

Yeah yeah, we're fine. Fortunately dude is online, but holy fuck that's a news for me. I can't say that this is the stuff I'm expecting to hear before sleeping

Apparently dude got completely obsessed with her, to the point of following her to different discord servers and reading every single message she left there (yes, every.single.message) and then he had a meltdown because he started hallucinating that she's dating some other dude from that server, even though she told him time and time again that she gay and taken.

She hasn't spoken to him for the past 3 years but apparently dude is still coming after her, because this fukin moron can't understand what it means to be totally ghosted...

I don't think I'll be sleeping well today. I feel like raging

He is only flesh and bones. One hit with a metal pipe shall do the trick.

 

[Azure_Fog]

He is only flesh and bones. One hit with a metal pipe shall do the trick.

Metal pipe? Get the knives out~ Serrated preferably~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Hey! If you’re going to give me food give me yourself~
*relaxes as hair is brushed*
Mmmm~ comfy~
*nom nom slightly less murderously*

Oke, I offer myself to Your Stabbyness
*Breaks reality so she can both keep Her Stabbyness on her lap and offer herself on a platter*

…

Holy fuck…
Somebody needs to learn what no means.

Ikr... Then never do, though. You can slap them in the face with a huge "no" but they will still refuse to accept it, because "oh, but she was nice to me, so it must mean she's into me!!!"

Had similar situation a few years ago. Had a group of friends, we were hanging out on Discord. Then this dude came in, typical Nice Guy. At first we were just talking about games and stuff in DMs, but I was mostly hanging around general chat. With time he started trying to monopolize my entire attention, spamming my DMs and if I didn't reply to him, he went to general chat and was acting all passive aggressive that I'm talking there instead of replying to him.

Too bad for him, I was well aware how to deal with dudes like him (he wasn't the first), so I managed to get him kicked out from the server after only a couple of months of that.

Damn... I hate dudes like that If anyone ever bothers you like that I'm gonna kick their ass
(ง'̀-'́)ง

Unrelated note, but HSR update in 4 hours!

Weeeeeeee~!!! I'll be speeding home tomorrow to play