Ideas for a Magic Cookbook's recipes

Santaisblue

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Title. I was wondering if anyone here had ideas for fantasy monster recipes.

I'm talking like griffin eye soup, Dragon tongue tacos, Skeleton bone broth, goblin back ribs, pig-orc pulled pork, Kraken tentacle kabobs, Dryad salad, water elemental tea, phoenix eggs boiled in water dragon breath, ecs...

The wilder the better honestly.
 
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If you know me, you know what I'm gonna offer
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Sweet and sour toddler ribs
Little girl eyeballs glazed in caramel
Child fingers under soy sauce
Greek salad with actual greek people in it
Japanese oyakodon (mother and child bowl)
Primary schooler sashimi
House-shapes cake with two siblings
Sausages made using the intestines of a newborn
Six virgin-blood fed beauties
 
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Santaisblue

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If you know me, you know what I'm gonna offer
?‍♀️
Sweet and sour toddler ribs
Little girl eyeballs glazed in caramel
Child fingers under soy sauce
Greek salad with actual greek people in it
Japanese oyakodon (mother and child bowl)
Primary schooler sashimi
House-shapes cake with two siblings
Sausages made using the intestines of a newborn
Six virgin-blood fed beauties
oh my...
 

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BBQ Giant Boar Ribs - Cooked via a fire dragon's flaming breath. For extra flavour, let it down a barrel of aged whiskey 30 mins prior.

Fortune Macrons - Supplement flour with pixie dust and have a fairy bless each macron. Biting into it will reveal a surprise or a trick. It will come with a waver to excuse their silliness.
 

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Dungeon Meshi has a lot you can take inspiration from. Just ignore the fanbase because the twitter zoomers found out about the show/manga and the original fanbase failed to gatekeep them hard enough.
If you know me, you know what I'm gonna offer
?‍♀️
Sweet and sour toddler ribs
Little girl eyeballs glazed in caramel
Child fingers under soy sauce
Greek salad with actual greek people in it
Japanese oyakodon (mother and child bowl)
Primary schooler sashimi
House-shapes cake with two siblings
Sausages made using the intestines of a newborn
Six virgin-blood fed beauties
yeah no too edgy for me
 

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I just spent like 20 minutes looking for a website that was dedicated to this kind of thing but I forgot the name. The only recipes I can remember off the top of my head were a dozen ways of preparing hydra heads and slime monsters.
If purified, acidic slime monsters have an extremely sour flavor. If you dehydrate them they turn into a sour paste that can be used as part of a sauce or mixed with sugar to make hard candy. Non-acidic or mildly acidic oozes tend to have much milder flavors, sometimes mild enough for Slime Jerky to be a thing people actually find edible and enjoyable.
 

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Dragon Tail Soup

Ingredients:
One Dragon tail
4 Whiskers of Rising Dragon Carps
2 Mandragoras
1 Crycry Onion
1 Antnest Ginger
2 Barrels of Pink Wine
1 tbsp of Drake's blood
1 liter of Exploding Bean Sauce
3 cups of Rising Dragon Carp Oil
1/2 Giant size spoon of Magma Salt
1 Panty of a human transformed dragon(preferably a lady)
100 liters of Purified Water

How to make:

1. First get a Giant size pot! Fill it with purified water. Put it over to the boiling pit of fire.
2. Dice and slice the Crycry Onions, Antnest Ginger, and the Mandragoras (leave the green leaves of it for later use).
3. Put all of them in the pot, together with the panty from a dragon lady and let it boil for 5 hours.
4. After 5 hours, put the Drake's blood into the pot. Stir it 100 times.
5. Then add the Dragon's tail, Rising Dragon Carp Oil and whiskers.
6. Let it boil for an hour.
7. Add the condiments, Magma salt, Exploding Bean Sauce, and Pink wine.
8. Let it sit over medium heat for 30 minutes, then enjoy!!!
 

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Title. I was wondering if anyone here had ideas for fantasy monster recipes.

I'm talking like griffin eye soup, Dragon tongue tacos, Skeleton bone broth, goblin back ribs, pig-orc pulled pork, Kraken tentacle kabobs, Dryad salad, water elemental tea, phoenix eggs boiled in water dragon breath, ecs...

The wilder the better honestly.
All-you-can-eat hydra head. Not my idea, I got it from a comic called Order of the Stick, where they just barbecued it
 

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USER=115150]@Stealthy_Enigma[/USER]
I only haz' real life recipes~


I did, however, find a good page that could be used as a reference~

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I only haz' real life recipes~


I did, however, find a good page that could be used as a reference~

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I thought maybe you will be interested in this thread. Find an inspiration to cook something IRL, or do the opposite and transform a real lice recipe into a fantasy one.
 
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