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SsemouyOnan

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...but you're supposed to hide the body so there's no evidence! :blob_frown:
 
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Simple_Russian_Boi said:
:blob_teary: I don't want to remember his name, Ssemouy's just gonna eat him in two minutes.
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Oh come on, mama :blob_uwu: Ssemouy may be a Pirate, War Criminal, Mass Murderer, Tax Evader, Burglar, Evil Minion and a Quadruple (or something) Agent, but she would never eat a friend :blob_uwu: Patrick the Potato is a friend :blob_uwu:
 
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DannyTheDaikon said:
Oh come on, mama :blob_uwu: Ssemouy may be a Pirate, War Criminal, Mass Murderer, Tax Evader, Burglar, Evil Minion and a Quadruple (or something) Agent, but she would never eat a friend :blob_uwu: Patrick the Potato is a friend :blob_uwu:
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One of her versions ate Matcha. :blob_teary:
 
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Simple_Russian_Boi said:
My headcanon is that every bit of Matcha's chocolate are just pieces of his body. So Technically yes.
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:blob_neutral: Well... This will make things awkward... But aside from that, I bet he was into that, so it doesn't count :blob_uwu: Patrick is very much not into being eaten :blob_uwu: I will even make him scream in pain very loudly if someone tries to eat him - for self defense :blob_uwu:
 
SsemouyOnan

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Simple_Russian_Boi said:
Bob...
:blob_teary: :blob_teary: :blob_teary:
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*sighs*
*gets fishing rod*
*hooks Bob out of vat*
Look, Bob the (slightly dissolved) skeleton! :blob_evil_two:

Simple_Russian_Boi said:
:blob_teary: I don't want to remember his name, Ssemouy's just gonna eat him in two minutes.
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DannyTheDaikon said:
Oh come on, mama :blob_uwu: Ssemouy may be a Pirate, War Criminal, Mass Murderer, Tax Evader, Burglar, Evil Minion and a Quadruple (or something) Agent, but she would never eat a friend :blob_uwu: Patrick the Potato is a friend :blob_uwu:
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Does he talk? I generally don't eat things that speak... *remembers muffin incident* :blob_blank: they have a tendency to make things weird.

Simple_Russian_Boi said:
One of her versions ate Matcha. :blob_teary:
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Wait, what? :blob_shock:

Simple_Russian_Boi said:
My headcanon is that every bit of Matcha's chocolate are just pieces of his body. So Technically yes.
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If that's the case, then every version has eaten Matcha...
 
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DannyTheDaikon said:
:blob_neutral: Well... This will make things awkward... But aside from that, I bet he was into that, so it doesn't count :blob_uwu: Patrick is very much not into being eaten :blob_uwu: I will even make him scream in pain very loudly if someone tries to eat him - for self defense :blob_uwu:
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Well, I suppose it's fine. I'll take care of Patrick.
SsemouyOnan said:
*sighs*
*gets fishing rod*
*hooks Bob out of vat*
Look, Bob the (slightly dissolved) skeleton! :blob_evil_two:
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:blob_neutral: That's no longer Bob. That's Sasha the Skeleton.
SsemouyOnan said:
Does he talk? I generally don't eat things that speak... *remembers muffin incident* :blob_blank: they have a tendency to make things weird.
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He has no mouth, but he screams. :blobsip:
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Wait, what? :blob_shock:
If that's the case, then every version has eaten Matcha...
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Yep. Now how to tell Matcha about that...
 
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