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SsemouyOnan

Black cherry flavoured redshift
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All of the energy drinks taste like shit (and are terrible for your health, but that's it's own thing), but out of all of them, monster is the worst shit of shits :blob_neutral:
It didn't even help with my energy... I felt incredibly lethargic after that... I just tried it out for the sake of it. I'd rather drink tea or even coffee.

No it isn't. She's a plant. Plants live off of sun light. That means she can eat the sun.
(。◕‿◕。)
*eats the Sun*
(◕‿◕✿)
Here's hoping the sun wasn't very important anyways.


why would u do that... if u summon a hero wont he be unable to go back home?
Oh, look, the summoning worked!
Indeed, it worked. I didn't even have to do a ritual! :blob_uwu:

Call the demonic lords, time to slay the hero! ?:blob_evil:


isekai stories that give the summoned one a way back home (and they actually go back home? like wtf?) are some of the worst. you had a whole ass magical adventure, and you want to go back to a world without magic? are you insane? good thing most summoned ones are dead in their original worlds, or they'd be going back constantly for their goldfish.
Does this magical adventure in question have internet and entertainment slop? If not, I want nothing to do with it. :blob_pout:
 

SRB

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It didn't even help with my energy... I felt incredibly lethargic after that... I just tried it out for the sake of it. I'd rather drink tea or even coffee.
Good choice. :meowsip:
Here's hoping the sun wasn't very important anyways.
It wasn't ✨ :blob_reach:
Indeed, it worked. I didn't even have to do a ritual! :blob_uwu:

Call the demonic lords, time to slay the hero! ?:blob_evil:
Yey! Although I wanted to see you summon a hero... I miss my other daughters... :blob_pat_sad:
Does this magical adventure in question have internet and entertainment slop? If not, I want nothing to do with it. :blob_pout:
It has bards, magic and hookers pretty tavern girls!
 

SsemouyOnan

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It wasn't ✨ :blob_reach:
...where will goddess daikon get her sunlight now? :blob_evil_two:
Yey! Although I wanted to see you summon a hero... I miss my other daughters... :blob_pat_sad:
You have other daughters?! :blob_shock: And more importantly, one is a hero? :blob_no: How am I supposed to co-exist with her?

Also, is it normal for one to stand in the summoning circle instead of outside of it in hero summoning rituals? These saintesses do their magic in weird ways.
It has bards, magic and hookers pretty tavern girls!
I have an unhealthy obsession with bards so you had me at that.
 
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...where will goddess daikon get her sunlight now? :blob_evil_two:
The other sun that just so happens to be in my pocket. ☀️:blob_reach:
You have other daughters?! :blob_shock: And more importantly, one is a hero? :blob_no: How am I supposed to co-exist with her?

Also, is it normal for one to stand in the summoning circle instead of outside of it in hero summoning rituals? These saintesses do their magic in weird ways.
Err... Can I read your manual? I don't think it's safe- and the circle started glowing. Okay.
I have an unhealthy obsession with bards so you had me at that.
?
 

quagma

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Woah! ?
Keep going! It sounds very interesting, almost like an external observer of the timelines who sees them all from a privileged position, a director's chair.
tiny little issue is idk where to take it from there or what to add to it haha. any ideas? anyone? no? dang, guess we gotta do all the hard work of imagining things ourselves >:(
I'm glad that death isn't part of your plans. I want you very much alive. Are you on board with transhumanism plan?
this one knows we are on board af with transhumanism. ditch the flesh for that of the machine. then ditch the machine for that of the divine. or just grow a tail, idk, we're not the bossmin.
I would really like to defend him, but let's face reality: he's a greedy and gluttonous b*stard.
and honestly, his writing is kinda bad. shocking things happen purely for shock value, beloved characters are killed off to annoy the readers, and worst of all, he never finishes anything. and we're not just talking about GoT here.
I'm grateful for the help, but where did you get these connections? Isn't Shizuki a hero?
even heroes have their sources.
Err... Can I read your manual? I don't think it's safe- and the circle started glowing. Okay.
this is how we all get isekai'd. again.
It has bards, magic and hookers pretty tavern girls!
woah, no need for the hard sell, you had us at ","!
The other sun that just so happens to be in my pocket. ☀️:blob_reach:
a normal location for stellar sized objects consisting of a single nuclear fusion reaction. totally normal. nothing to see here, folks.
 
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SsemouyOnan

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Err... Can I read your manual? I don't think it's safe- and the circle started glowing. Okay.
*disappears in flash*
*reappears*

Did you know that you can be a hero AND a demon lord? :blob_blank:
It balances out, and I diiid achieve world domination after saving it from like 690 different catastrophies that just so happened to occur shortly after my summoning, so technically, I am still evil, right? Right? :blob_blank:
 

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*disappears in flash*
*reappears*

Did you know that you can be a hero AND a demon lord? :blob_blank:
It balances out, and I diiid achieve world domination after saving it from like 690 different catastrophies that just so happened to occur shortly after my summoning, so technically, I am still evil, right? Right? :blob_blank:
You can't rule the world if there's nothing to rule, so that's okay.
 

MidnightFox

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<Bloody mate, every time what?!>
Nothing :blob_whistle:
<Check what???>
You don't want to know :blob_teehee:
a small white fox rubs itself on your feet and looks you in the face with the face of a sad puppy
<I'm not British, it just sound less aggressive>
Hmmm:blob_hmm_two:
<It the first time ever I can touch something physically using my own body, even though it too much>
You feel a fluffy tail rub against your foot, when you look down you notice a fox looking at you like a sad puppy
 

ShizukiIchino

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It's when you change the temperature of water from hot to cold and back several times while you shower.

Because it's tasty. ?:blob_reach:
<Mate isn't that not good for your skin? From information I had changed the temperature of water from hot to cold several times while showering will make your skill less resistance against olding?>

<Can't say for sure mate, never tried>
:blob_hide: did u ever try stalking before to say its not fun?here have this? and try stalking a little
<No thank you I rather finished my job than wasting time stalking somebody>
Nothing :blob_whistle:

You don't want to know :blob_teehee:

a small white fox rubs itself on your feet and looks you in the face with the face of a sad puppy

Hmmm:blob_hmm_two:

You feel a fluffy tail rub against your foot, when you look down you notice a fox looking at you like a sad puppy
<....>

"Ugh... S-chan~ good morning~ woah there a cute fox~"

<S-chan?>

"Well SNVW is too long of a name so S-chan!"

Shizuki picked up the fox and hold it tight while SNVW looking at the fox analyzing, their problem with Eldritch being has not over yet so she need to be careful.

<Shizuki-chan are you not feel anything weird? Or how this fox get into here?>

"Well there should be nothing to be worries about~ if the fox behave then it not going to the grill~"

=Ah so that it is, wait=

<Grill?>

"Moh come-on here S-chan~ are... weird... I'm getting sleepy~ S-chan come closer~"

SNVW getting closer to Shizuki before she getting jumped by Shizuki and fall on the cushion and getting hugged by her and now sleeping in top of SNVW.

<I can't move...>

Few seconds passed and SNVW getting sleepy and minutes later she can't hold it much longer and fall asleep, leaving this suspicious fox on another cushion not far them.
 

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<Mate isn't that not good for your skin? From information I had changed the temperature of water from hot to cold several times while showering will make your skill less resistance against olding?>
It's good if you don't want to feel cold in the Winter. Gives you resistance.
<Can't say for sure mate, never tried>
Try it.
<No thank you I rather finished my job than wasting time stalking somebody>

<....>

"Ugh... S-chan~ good morning~ woah there a cute fox~"

<S-chan?>

"Well SNVW is too long of a name so S-chan!"

Shizuki picked up the fox and hold it tight while SNVW looking at the fox analyzing, their problem with Eldritch being has not over yet so she need to be careful.

<Shizuki-chan are you not feel anything weird? Or how this fox get into here?>

"Well there should be nothing to be worries about~ if the fox behave then it not going to the grill~"

=Ah so that it is, wait=

<Grill?>

"Moh come-on here S-chan~ are... weird... I'm getting sleepy~ S-chan come closer~"

SNVW getting closer to Shizuki before she getting jumped by Shizuki and fall on the cushion and getting hugged by her and now sleeping in top of SNVW.

<I can't move...>

Few seconds passed and SNVW getting sleepy and minutes later she can't hold it much longer and fall asleep, leaving this suspicious fox on another cushion not far them.
Cute. :blob_sir:
 
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