SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

Make me breakfast~

As you wish, Your Stabbyness
*runs off to kitchen*
*a few moments later comes back with a platter filled to the brim with food*
Breakfast is ready, Your Stabbyness It's a daikon

Morning~

Good morning!

 

[quagma]

*boop*

*is booped*
*boops back*

As you wish, Your Stabbyness
*runs off to kitchen*
*a few moments later comes back with a platter filled to the brim with food*
Breakfast is ready, Your Stabbyness It's a daikon

Good morning!

*boops the daikon*
now they're waffles. waffles are better. they're daikon waffles. are those a thing? they're probably a thing.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the light mode user

 

[Azure_Fog]

As you wish, Your Stabbyness
*runs off to kitchen*
*a few moments later comes back with a platter filled to the brim with food*
Breakfast is ready, Your Stabbyness It's a daikon

Oooo~ Thanks~
*eats food*
Danny tastes better~

now they're waffles. waffles are better. they're daikon waffles. are those a thing? they're probably a thing.

You can't have any of my food quagma~ Go get your own or I'll shove an octopus down one of your throats~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*boops the daikon*
now they're waffles. waffles are better. they're daikon waffles. are those a thing? they're probably a thing.

Daikon waffles sounds good I should make some for Her Stabbyness

Oooo~ Thanks~
*eats food*
Danny tastes better~

Danny is for dessert

 

[Azure_Fog]

Daikon waffles sounds good I should make some for Her Stabbyness

Ooo~ gimme~

Danny is for dessert

Yay~

 

[quagma]

Oooo~ Thanks~
*eats food*
Danny tastes better~

You can't have any of my food quagma~ Go get your own or I'll shove an octopus down one of your throats~

pfft, we'd like to see you try! wait, no, what are you-- ack! so that's what it feels like to be a Möbius twist!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ooo~ gimme~

Oke
*runs off to make some daikon waffles*
*makes one extra portion for quagma*
*delivers food for Her Stabbyness personally*
Your waffles, Your Stabbyness

Yay~

 

[Theirl]

Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the light mode user

i use light mode too...

 

[SRB]

Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the light mode user

 

[SsemouyOnan]

i use light mode too...

*shoots Theirl*
Woe is me, who could have ever done such a thing?!

 

[quagma]

*shoots Theirl*
Woe is me, who could have ever done such a thing?!

but we saw-- you were jus-- never mind. questioning continuity here is pointless.

 

[Theirl]

*shoots Theirl*
Woe is me, who could have ever done such a thing?!

*writes in blood in the ground*the killer is Ssem...

 

[SRB]

*shoots Theirl*
Woe is me, who could have ever done such a thing?!

but we saw-- you were jus-- never mind. questioning continuity here is pointless.

*writes in blood in the ground*the killer is Ssem...

I'm not even surprised anymore.
*revives Theirl*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

but we saw-- you were jus-- never mind. questioning continuity here is pointless.

How does continuity work for someone who is everywhere and everywhen at once anyways?

*writes in blood in the ground*the killer is Ssem...

*mops up blood*
Just doing some housekeeping here

 

[Theirl]

*revives Theirl*

OMG! Ssemour do u really need to be so trigger happy TT

 

[quagma]

How does continuity work for someone who is everywhere and everywhen at once anyways?

it doesn't, thank you for asking!
for sake of readability, we try to stick to a single linear chain of events.

*mops up blood*
Just doing some housekeeping here

oh hi. nothing weird is happening here. nothing weird at all. just some chums doing chum things. which explains all the chum and other assorted gore around here.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[Azure_Fog]

pfft, we'd like to see you try! wait, no, what are you-- ack! so that's what it feels like to be a Möbius twist!

Ehe~
*shoves another octopus in*

Oke
*runs off to make some daikon waffles*
*makes one extra portion for quagma*
*delivers food for Her Stabbyness personally*
Your waffles, Your Stabbyness

Ehehehe~
*eats waffles*
Mmmm~ tasty~

*writes in blood in the ground*the killer is Ssem...

Ssem… hmm…
That’s not how you spell someone~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*writes in blood in the ground*the killer is Ssem...

Ssem? Ssem...
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MUST BE PIXY!

Ehe~
*shoves another octopus in*

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Ehehehe~
*eats waffles*
Mmmm~ tasty~

Always the most delicious things for Her Stabbyness