SHF High-school Fanfic

[ShizukiIchino]

It is what it is. I can't just wave my hands and magically make your code work
*waves hands*
*the code is now complete*
...

.... it's all red... Now I redo it...

 

[SRB]

.... it's all red... Now I redo it...

... Sorry

 

[SsemouyOnan]

So I really have to write this book! It will be a titanic task considering how quickly the information becomes obsolete, as new details keep being constantly added and contradicted. But after all, what wouldn't you do for love?

Do tell me if details are being contradicted, those thing aren't supposed to happen , unless Heroine shenanigans are abound.

By the way, I forgot what your spirit animal is... we even took the test. Darn, I'm terrible as a lore keeper, just above I was boasting about wanting to write a book about you. I know you're a Cosmic Hand that grabs rockets like me, but that's not really related.
Why am I asking this? Because we should make these senses more accurate to the lore.

It's a cat (Why do they not have the cat blobs in SHF? )

Unless the spider represents you... Hmm... Killer Queen has a strange resonance with... BLACK WIDOW!

I'd rather not be associated with spiders... especially widowed spiders... I prefer you very much alive.

The ironic thing is that those in the droplet don't know there's an even larger multiverse on top of all those Matryoshkas. *pretends that the existential dread doesn't concern him*
You've done an incredible job with your universe, considering all these aspects in such detail. It's clear you've put a lot of thought into it. Based on what you said... five years ago, everything you had written became irrelevant, so I can assume this universal lore is at least five years old. There's a lot of work behind it. I can tell.
From what you tell me, I see you in it; just when I think I've reached the end, I discover there's another door leading to an even bigger world. It's a fascinating experience talking with you, and I have to draw on all my intellectual abilities. But it's exhilarating to do so. So, forgive me if I sometimes seem to be rambling or saying silly things.

To be honest I have trouble keeping up with my setting too >_>, I come across one bit of information and then suddenly a lot of things don't make sense so I have to rework it. The world has a lot of influence from the days where I was obsessed with powerscaling, but now I sort of realize how utterly pointless it is when you're dealing with abstract concepts that everyone has a different idea of. So I've decided it would be a great underlying theme for everything - to the point where some characters are in a position where they question if anything in the world truly exists aside from themself.

Imagine! ? We could be a spacetime version of Bonnie and Clyde. Traumatizing all the timelines and making them all cursed, full of torment and grimness.

We've gone from 3rd rate villain and minion to extradimensional threats

Actually, now that I think about it, is there a way to slow down the animations and make the battle easier to follow?

Wow, you're probably the first person who asked that. Everyone elses asks how to speed up the battle animations . Though I guess it's because during season 1 people were complaining about the animations lengthening their MD runs, so recent IDs are a lot faster. Unfortunately, there's no way to do so, but there's a pause button beside the menu to stop the animations completely.

In the fabled book yet to be written where all your canon is documented, it's clearly stated that you have the voice of an angel. So as long as it's written, you have the most beautiful voice imaginable. The thing is, how does one write a karaoke scene? I'm completely clueless.

Write some scenes outside of the actual singing. Arguing over which song to pick, food and drinks if we brought any, everyone witch hunting the one person who does not want to sing(totally not speaking from personal experience here) and some random shenanigans that you feel are appropriate for the situation.

Maybe it's just me with a limited imagination? I envisioned the battle on that scale; probably the Soviet fleet of the Eldritch Family is around a hundred ships. In my mind, it seems like a truly epic proportion, but I admit I'm not an expert in naval/spatial battles. Your way would definitely make the scenario even more epic and poetic, but I believe that with such large numbers, the value of a single ship being taken down or the damage sustained by one fleet or the other gets lost. It might also be a skill issue on my part in managing such a large scale, so take what I say with a grain of salt.

"Space is big.", a hundred ships are already nothing compared to the earth's oceans, even if they were all American Supercarriers, let alone the vastness of space. The scale of the battle is described as the entire solar system... I don't know the exact tonnage, but based on the pictures of Shizuki's capital ships, even if the battle is solely in Earth's orbit(or whatever it is in SH), each ship could have millions of kilometers of breathing room.

I don't really think it's a problem, sci-fis don't really care about getting the scale right. I doubt anyone reading SHHS but me cares.

Seymour, my beloved! It's been so long since you last spoke to me! And of course, when you do, it's to criticize me... but that's okay, because the important thing is to see you and talk to you. Knowing that you are there!
You see, in defense of the resistance, we must say that they had little time to prepare before the Family's assault.
This is what Shizuki's bank account and Alf SAM's abilities allowed, considering that many resources were allocated to producing an army of clones and developing anti-Eldritch technology...

[Hmph. If I were in charge of the alliance's strategy, I wouldn't even bother building up a space fleet, as that is a privilege afforded to those with resources. At worst, I would merely use a few ships to lure them into a more advantageous position. It's better to fight from another planet, or even the moon, if it is available. Static installations are much less-resource intensive than ships, and we can allocate more funds to pure firepower. Of course, that is only useful if they dare to come to us, as for our attacking force...

Autonomous drones are the future of warfare! You have two hyper-advanced Ais on your side, and their abilities are squandered on doing jobs that humans can. Create millions of tiny drones, akin to needles, a few carrying payloads of anti-eldritch munitions for strategic targets, and employ the oldest trick in naval combat - ramming! Launch them all at once at ultra-high speeds towards the heart of the enemy, and watch as their defenses are hewn apart by a thousand cuts. It is then where we shall be as dark and impenetrable as the night, and fall like a thunder.

Of course, the alliance is doomed to fail at this point with such little resources, but at least it wouldn't fall into disgrace so early on.]



OOC: I'm not actually telling you to change anything, keep doing what you're doing, what you've written has its own charm.

 

[SRB]

I prefer you very much alive.

That's the most romantic thing I ever heard.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

That's the most romantic thing I ever heard.

Hold on... people other than Matcha read my essays?

 

[SRB]

Hold on... people other than Matcha read my essays?

... No.

 

[MidnightFox]

Hold on... people other than Matcha read my essays?

Obviously

 

[SRB]

Obviously

Shhh! She's not supposed to know that!

 

[ShizukiIchino]

... Sorry

Finally fixed it... Now to sleep again...

 

[SRB]

Finally fixed it... Now to sleep again...

Good night.

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

Finally fixed it... Now to sleep again...

˝/\⁠⁠__/\˝
(⁠⁠⁠❀≽ᆺ≼)˝∩˝ Sleep well~

 

[SRB]

˝/\⁠⁠__/\˝
(⁠⁠⁠❀≽ᆺ≼)˝∩˝ Sleep well~

Spoiler: Pat

*pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat*

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

Spoiler: Pat

*pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat*

˝ //\==⁠/\\ ˝
{{(❀>ᆺ⁠<⁠)}} *purrs*

 

[SRB]

˝ //\==⁠/\\ ˝
{{(❀>ᆺ⁠<⁠)}} *purrs*

*pat pat*
Good fox.

 

[MidnightFox]

*pat pat*
Good fox.

Am i not a good fox? *Presents you with a Bottle* want to know what's inside?

 

[SRB]

Am i not a good fox? *Presents you with a Bottle* want to know what's inside?

I can feel that it's your new creation. Something interesting?

 

[MidnightFox]

I can feel that it's your new creation. Something interesting?

You open the bottle and you smell the fragrance of roses

 

[SRB]

You open the bottle and you smell the fragrance of roses

Huh... That's interesting, is this wine?

 

[MidnightFox]

Huh... That's interesting, is this wine?

You taste it and you feel the sweet taste of maple syrup

 

[SRB]

You taste it and you feel the sweet taste of maple syrup

Tastes like Canada...
*pat pat*
You're a good fox too.