SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

Perfect! With Your Stabbyness' help Seymour has no chance

Alright, what do I do Your Daikoness~?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

(this little one cannot lie to save her life)

(she is actually pretty good at diguises... but she's never there to see Seymour around so she wouldn't know a thing about acting like her)

*puts "Wow. A talking fish" on tv*
Hehehehe... Technically, it's anime from Russia!

Boi... I mean you...! this is a cartoon

 

[SRB]

(she is actually pretty good at diguises... but she's never there to see Seymour around so she wouldn't know a thing about acting like her)

Boi... I mean you...! this is a cartoon

Okay, fine.
*changes it to normal anime*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

it was not very effective....

?

Oh Seymooooouuuurrrrrrrrr

Alright, what do I do Your Daikoness~?

ehehe~
*drops the axe*


m-maybe y-you could help me paste those Seymour photos on the walls of my room? *points at the 2 trucks full of photos of Seymour from that one time she kidnapped you and forced me to be her personal photographer*
*payback*
<--- *is still thinking about being called Daikoness*
ehehe~

 

[Azure_Fog]

ehehe~
*drops the axe*


m-maybe y-you could help me paste those Seymour photos on the walls of my room? *points at the 2 trucks full of photos of Seymour from that one time she kidnapped you and forced me to be her personal photographer*
*payback*
<--- *is still thinking about being called Daikoness*
ehehe~

As you wish, Your Daikoness~
*changes into maid outfit*
*starts pasting photos*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

As you wish, Your Daikoness~
*changes into maid outfit*
*starts pasting photos*

*is staring*
*completely forgets about Seymour*
*is helping with the photos while enjoying the view*

 

[Azure_Fog]

*is staring*
*completely forgets about Seymour*
*is helping with the photos while enjoying the view*

Ehe~
*blushes slightly*

 

[SRB]

*is staring*
*completely forgets about Seymour*
*is helping with the photos while enjoying the view*

Ehe~
*blushes slightly*

*throws pink sakura petals in the air*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ehe~
*blushes slightly*

*throws pink sakura petals in the air*

weeeeeee *runs around trying to catch them all*

 

[SRB]

weeeeeee *runs around trying to catch them all*

*throws drunk little Zombie Daikons in the air*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*throws drunk little Zombie Daikons in the air*

（╯"°□°）╯ *runs around trying to catch them all*

 

[SRB]

（╯"°□°）╯ *runs around trying to catch them all*

*the ones that you couldn't catch grasefuly land on their feet, hiccup and pass out*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*the ones that you couldn't catch grasefuly land on their feet, hiccup and pass out*

Mama... Why are Zombie Daikons drunk?

 

[SRB]

Mama... Why are Zombie Daikons drunk?

I don't drink as much vodka anymore, so they got into my secret (it's in the corner) stash.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I don't drink as much vodka anymore, so they got into my secret (it's in the corner) stash.

*looks at the pile of absolutely wasted Zombie Daikons*
*some of them started snoring very very loudly*
Well... At least they can't have a hangovers... I think

 

[SRB]

*looks at the pile of absolutely wasted Zombie Daikons*
*some of them started snoring very very loudly*
Well... At least they can't have a hangovers... I think

You can also cook some really interesting stuff with drunk daikons.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You can also cook some really interesting stuff with drunk daikons.

really? Like what?

 

[SRB]

really? Like what?

Alcohol poisoning salad

 

[Azure_Fog]

weeeeeee *runs around trying to catch them all*

ooo~
*runs around catching them too*
*moves too fast*
*accidently causes nuclear explosion*

 

[SRB]

ooo~
*runs around catching them too*
*moves too fast*
*accidently causes nuclear explosion*

*eats the explosion*

Spicy...