SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

I am a being made out of 80% Organic matter and 20% of KGB instincts.

I think daikons are quite organic too, so you'd be fine?

 

[SRB]

I think daikons are quite organic too, so you'd be fine?

Huh. Welp, let's try it.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

T-that’s it!
*stands up*
*stabs repeatedly*
That’s you fine!!!

ghhhhhgaaaa~ S-stabbing... my... favorite~

Morning~

Good morning!

I am a being made out of 80% Organic matter and 20% of KGB instincts.

No, u 100% mama

I love the idea that you fell asleep in her arms when she called you pretty and only understood her after walking up. Bery romantic. Bery cute.

Azure beri cute

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Huh. Welp, let's try it.

Ok!
??????????????
Pink Heart Beam! Wait, wrong spell!
Uh, what does that one do? And why does it seem like something a hero would use?

 

[SRB]

Ok!
??????????????
Pink Heart Beam! Wait, wrong spell!
Uh, what does that one do? And why does it seem like something a hero would use?

Welp. Now I'm really a Slavic Mama.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Azure beri cute

*turns into berry*
no~

ghhhhhgaaaa~ S-stabbing... my... favorite~

*stabs again*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Welp. Now I'm really a Slavic Mama.

No worries, let me just cast the spell agai-

??

Oh, out of spell slots
Goddess daikon help!

 

[Azure_Fog]

No worries, let me just cast the spell agai-

??

Oh, out of spell slots
Goddess daikon help!

*gives you innate casting for every single spell infinite times per day*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ok!
??????????????
Pink Heart Beam!

Ssemouy that's a wro-- (°ロ°)☝

Welp. Now I'm really a Slavic Mama.

(°ロ°)

No worries, let me just cast the spell agai-

??

Oh, out of spell slots
Goddess daikon help!

...
*gives mama pretty apron*
Danny helps

*turns into berry*
no~

Mmm.. berry

*stabs again*

aaaAhhAAhhh~ thank you~ ghhhh....

 

[Azure_Fog]

Mmm.. berry

*transforms back*
No eating me~
Hmph!

 

[SRB]

No worries, let me just cast the spell agai-

??

Oh, out of spell slots
Goddess daikon help!

Ssemouy that's a wro-- (°ロ°)☝

(°ロ°)

...
*gives mama pretty apron*
Danny helps

I'm making only potato salad for the first month.
*changes back with Eldritch magic*
*leaves the pretty apron on*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*transforms back*

Mmm... Her Stabbyness

No eating me~
Hmph!

(°ロ°) can I cuddle?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I'm making only potato salad for the first month.
*changes back with Eldritch magic*
*leaves the pretty apron on*

Yay! Potato salad! \ (•◡•) /
The apron looks good on you, mama Very cute in handsomly KGB way

 

[Azure_Fog]

Mmm... Her Stabbyness

(°ロ°) can I cuddle?

Okay~

 

[SRB]

Yay! Potato salad! \ (•◡•) /
The apron looks good on you, mama Very cute in handsomly KGB way

Spoiler: Cooking Mama (Russian Version)

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Okay~

*envelopes in a very warm hug*
*proceeds to cuddle lots and lots and lots*

Spoiler: Cooking Mama (Russian Version)

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Mama you look amazing!

 

[Azure_Fog]

*envelopes in a very warm hug*
*proceeds to cuddle lots and lots and lots*

Mmm~ comfy~

 

[SRB]

Mama you look amazing!

I like the third picture the most. Ah, I still remember the time when I wasn't bald. Good times.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Mmm~ comfy~

*cuddles even more*
*brushes hair*
so soft

I like the third picture the most. Ah, I still remember the time when I wasn't bald. Good times.

I like 3rd the most too! We gonna free you from there and then you'll be able to have pretty long hair

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I like the third picture the most. Ah, I still remember the time when I wasn't bald. Good times.

*cuddles even more*
*brushes hair*
so soft


I like 3rd the most too! We gonna free you from there and then you'll be able to have pretty long hair

Did you both read the chapter? Anyone is free to continue if you want. Definitely went with the cringe/scary. Scringe.