SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

Sign me up!

You'll get a consultation about Sophisticated Soviet Man

miracle feline.

Ever since she started baking cookies I started thinking of her as Dark Mode Aaqil

...Somehow I feel like Matcha would discover a new kink

...I'm gonna prank Lord Matcha by painting myself like a daikon and ask him to eat me!

Should I give you training arc too?

Pls no my storage would not be able to handle it

Give me and Azure some random short cameo

Unfortunately the AESG consultations does not include marr- symbiote ones... (I still will include you two...)

Ha! You can't defeat me, mortal, I only get zaps if it was non-consent or dub-con (I.e, I can't gaslight dum people into hugging me), you can't sabotage me, I will do it myself! *gets zapped again looking at Boi's hands which are technically feet cus it's as lewd*

*designs an elaborate trap for you to accidentally fall over and touch someone*

 

[MidnightFox]

Yes

Sign me up (what's the worst that could happen) (oh wait ? ?)

I will now be looking for an opportunity to make MidwifeFox canon, thank you.

 

[LuoirM]

*designs an elaborate trap for you to accidentally fall over and touch someone*

*dilemma paradox*
is it perversion if it was set up, who would be the judge of that, what system is the bracelet ran on, what is touch, do we touch when we're actually never touching on an atomic level? (fact btw)

What is life

*the bracelet shut down*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

...I'm gonna prank Lord Matcha by painting myself like a daikon and ask him to eat me!

Dew it

Pls no my storage would not be able to handle it

who said it has to be Elden Ring specifically

unfortunately the AESG consultations does not include marr- symbiote ones... (I still will include you two...)

Our symbiote relationship is basically Eldritch relationship goals what are you talking about?

 

[Iamnotabot]

Oh by the way I'm writing a short chapter about the AESG, anyone wanna have a cameo?

Sure why not

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

?

Babushka!

 

[SRB]

*dilemma paradox*
is it perversion if it was set up, who would be the judge of that, what system is the bracelet ran on, what is touch, do we touch when we're actually never touching on an atomic level? (fact btw)

What is life

*the bracelet shut down*

Does that mean that in a couple of minutes you're gonna get taken back to the facility?

Babushka!

?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

?

 

[LuoirM]

Does that mean that in a couple of minutes you're gonna get taken back to the facility?

Not if someone says something I'll be in the basement for now, adiós

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*dilemma paradox*
is it perversion if it was set up, who would be the judge of that, what system is the bracelet ran on, what is touch, do we touch when we're actually never touching on an atomic level? (fact btw)

What is life

*the bracelet shut down*

Did I just talk-no-jutsu a bracelet into shutting down?

Dew it

who said it has to be Elden Ring specifically

I can navigate a 2d dungeon perfectly fine... but make it 3d and I suddenly don't know right from left

 

[MidnightFox]

I can navigate a 2d dungeon perfectly fine... but make it 3d and I suddenly don't know right from left

I don't have problems with navigation, but i struggle not to kill everything that moves in said types of dungeons

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Did I just talk-no-jutsu a bracelet into shutting down?


I can navigate a 2d dungeon perfectly fine... but make it 3d and I suddenly don't know right from left

I'm going to make a walking sim game just for you then

 

[ShizukiIchino]

I don't have problems with navigation, but i struggle not to kill everything that moves in said types of dungeons

You didn't destroy the dungeons instead??? or I only one who's do that to clear them faster?

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Oh wait it's video games mb

 

[MidnightFox]

You didn't destroy the dungeons instead??? or I only one who's do that to clear them faster?

If it's to save a Catgirl or Maid or both i could destroy as many dungeons that exist throughout the multiverse

 

[SRB]

 

[LuoirM]

Aw, a cute Boi

 

[SRB]

Aw, a cute Boi

Still not used to people calling me cute. How does that work? Why am I cute?

 

[LuoirM]

Still not used to people calling me cute. How does that work? Why am I cute?

You're cute, stfu and let the council decides that
*sticks hand out but pause*
permission and consent to pat? Sign this legal paper *hands paper*

 

[SRB]

You're cute, stfu and let the council decides that
*sticks hand out but pause*
permission and consent to pat? Sign this legal paper *hands paper*

If your hand is wet, I'm growing a leg and hitting you in the balls.
*signs the paper*