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SRB

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Azure_Fog

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Hehe :blob_melt: this is actually how my day looked like so far. With a quick brake to pick up the new phone. Rest of the day was me sleeping in bed though :blob_uwu: and playing HSR ofc. Made me feel like I'm back in school :blob_evil_two:
Brake?
Car brakes~?
Anyways~
Eat. Your. Soup. Rest.
*pats head*
Progress is going a bit slowly, cuz I was asleep mosty, but I'm enjoying the story so far. I just got to the Divination Commission :blob_evil_two:
I see~
Have you interrogated Kafka yet?
 

Azure_Fog

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That was really good, but thanks to the song I found out that one of my earbuds is broken.
Uff... The worst. It's somehow worse than both of them dying.
:blob_pat_sad: :blob_neutral:

I can recommend the Galaxy Buds Pro. I was expecting them to die on me within a few months, but they've been serving me well for the past 4 years and I'm a known earbuds destroyer. On the more expensive side, but worth it.

Brake?
Car brakes~?
I hate engrish. Engrish is ebil :blob_pout:
Anyways~
Eat. Your. Soup. Rest.
*pats head*
I'm having tomato soup ? :blob_uwu:
I see~
Have you interrogated Kafka yet?
Not yet. I think I'm heading there now?
 

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Finished all the fate's atlas quests (well, there's one more but it doesn't unlock for me until tomorrow) but still no Acheron.
 
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SsemouyOnan

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Update:
I have finally completed the fourth part. It took longer than I thought.
9200 words in total. :blob_dizzy:

There are still 2 parts left. :sweating_profusely:
And they will be tough, especially the next one.
But it's the one I was most eagerly anticipating to write. :blob_uwu:

"We're under attack, an Eldritch entity is approaching!"
"Alpha Phi?!" Theirl asks, worried.
"It doesn't seem like her." the nekomimi shakes her head.
"How did they find us?" wonders the journalist.

"Activate the Anti-Eldritch fields!" W orders.

An unsettling music is heard.
The volume is extremely loud and oppressive.
It emanates from outside the spaceship.

"The Soviet March! This means…"

“Our Soviet Union conquers
The whole world from Europe to the Neva to the east
Above the ground everywhere will sing:

The capital, vodka, the Soviet bear!”

"Give me the image!"

Three figures stand at the foot of the spaceship.
The little loli, President Corty, is in the center holding a megaphone, with Ssemouy whispering in her ear.

"M-MEANIES! Umm, etto… on behalf of the council… what is it I have to say again, onee-tan?"
Ssemouy pats Corty's head, caressing her blonde hair.

"Corty-chan, my beloved little sister... you simply have to say SURRENDER OR DIE. Though the outcome will be the same either way," whispers the woman with a malicious grin.

"O-ok, onee-tan... SURRENDER OR DIE!" yells the blonde into the megaphone, parroting everything the evil secretary tells her.

"Move aside, little ones."
With two of his many arms, the imposing figure behind the two moves Corty and Ssemouy aside, stepping past them.

A grim expression on his face, while his glasses sparkle, promising nothing good.
Eldritch Affairs Liaison: Simple Russian Boi.

"Blyat! Where are Midnight and Azure when you need them? Do I really have to deal with this myself?!"

W's expression darkens at the sight of the image on the holographic screen.

"Slavic Mama and Killer Queen! The Eldritch Family is here! Shizuki, let's get ready to leave!"

"Козлова!!! It's time to settle scores!"
The eldritch begins to crack his numerous hands.
I've been surpassed in word count! :blob_shock: I can't let this slide.

Didn't Corty un-lolify herself at some point btw?

Also... Assuming Azure is 'Alpha Phi', Boi is 'Slavic Mama'...

Is my code name 'Killer Queen'? :blob_happy:
 
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Hmmm~ Inferior to daikon~
Hehehehe~ I would hope so :blob_melt: You can eat one of me next then, I'll jump into one of those healthy daikons I'm growing in the garden :blob_melt:
Is my code name 'Killer Queen'? :blob_happy:
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Use an astral projection to hug!
Instructions unclear. I launched surprise attack on mama and stole all of his limbs ✌️:blob_evil_two: ☝️ ? ?
 
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