Trial of Duck and Daikon (Concluded)

[Deleted member 146224]

@DannyTheDaikon
Do you wish to make any counter-claims? Has Quack done anything to cause you losses that require compensation? Perhaps trauma from well known rick?

This Daikon does not wish for anything else but peace. This Daikon do not need a compensation other than a word of an apology for all those unprompted and unprovoked attacks on me.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I would like to summon @SsemouyOnan (original) as a witness .

 

[SRB]

Y'all need to touch some grass.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Y'all need to touch some grass.

I did but it was just Danny's hair

 

[SRB]

I did but it was just Danny's hair

Did Danny gave you consent to touch her hair?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I did but it was just Danny's hair

When did this happen? I don't remember giving you permission to touch my greens, Mr. Quack

 

[RepresentingPride]

Can you provide any reciepts documenting your losses?

And I summon @Sleds to confirm your statement.

Why would you summon me for this statement? I'm not a servant, the duck is my pet. Try summoning someone else.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Y'all need to touch some grass.

Contempt of court.

I did but it was just Danny's hair

Evidence for jury.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Did Danny gave you consent to touch her hair?

I had no choice it was sprawled all around my private property and i tripped and broke my bones because of that.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I did but it was just Danny's hair

Submitted as evidence.

Why would you summon me for this statement? I'm not a servant, the duck is my pet. Try summoning someone else.

Evidence

 

[SRB]

Contempt of court.

I'm Russian. Any disagreement that appears between people, we solve in a one-on-one duel with knives. I say let 'em at it.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I had no choice it was sprawled all around my private property and i tripped and broke my bones because of that.

You forcefully moved onto the head of my Rootling @SsemouyOnan Worshipping me is part of her daily obligations, so naturally there will be bits and pieces of daikons everywhere around her.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Evidence for jury.

Here's the picture of me tripping over her hair

 

[SRB]

I had no choice it was sprawled all around my private property and i tripped and broke my bones because of that.

You have private property? As a duck? And how can we be sure that you weren't the one who took her hair all for yourself? Azure did say it was delicious...

 

[RepresentingPride]

@Prince_Azmiran_Myrian You should take into evidence that the lack of bread due to a certain individual have made the addiction of this Duck become crazy. He delusional, and maybe a bit paranoia.

But for his defense, I'm a witness of Daikon attack against him, she even seduced other members to defend herself by showing her daikon leaf!

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Alright!
Order!
Order!

The Judge and Jury will now convene.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Here's the picture of me tripping over her hair
View attachment 27543

Added to 3vidence

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

You forcefully moved onto the head of my Rootling @SsemouyOnan Worshipping me is part of her daily obligations, so naturally there will be bits and pieces of daikons everywhere around her.

I made a deal with her where i obtained the rights to rest on her head if I let her use me as a pillow.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I made a deal with her where i obtained the rights to rest on her head if I let her use me as a pillow.

Her head belongs to Matcha and me, she has no rights to it

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Her head belongs to Matcha and me, she has no rights to it

Evidence of her indulging in slavery.