SHF High-school Fanfic

[MidnightFox]

True! I guess most don't consider my puppeteers when thinking about me!

I would dance by the pull of your strings if you wanted me to

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

The Eldritch Family is just a name, because most of the people are Eldritch.

Most of the people? Which people?

 

[Azure_Fog]

Time may or may not exist anymore, or any spatial dimensions beyond the third, for that matter

:/
Wait… wrong thread…

I've been suffering from shoulder and back pain the past 3 days. Today I realized we bought standing desks half a year ago precisely to help with that. I simply forgot to change the height.

This Daikon is not the sharpest tool in the shed

…
*pulls out whetstone*
Danny, you’re getting sharpened.

Brainfuck? At least that one's meant to be understandable by the human mind
I will do you one better:

*dies*

*walks in*

Alright, that's enough SHF for today ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
*hastily walks out*

*grabs*
No escape~

*Grabs you on the collar.*

If you run away like that, gurl. I'm sorry but I must sus you out.

*stabs*
Hands. Off. Danny.
*slashes through you, destroying 10^12 multiverses in the process*
*you completely cease to exist in all timelines and multiverses*
*you never existed, will exist, or have existed*

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Skill issue~

It is done There's a full photo version and a banner version, if anyone wants
@Simple_Russian_Boi @Pixytokisaki14 @MidnightFox1 @Voidiris @MatchaChocolate69 @SsemouyOnan @Azure_Fog

http://imgur.com/a/Mr8QNbN

:o
*hug tackles*
Good job~
*rubs ears*

0

Smash

…
*stabs*

... You remember that our extended family includes Luoir and Orlui because of my actions?

And I disowned Luoir~

Only 3 ppl in the chart are eldritch You Voidiris and Azure, Danny counts as a goddess so she's not eldritch, Ssemouy as far as I'm aware isn't eldritch either and neither is Matcha and no having tentacles doesn't make you eldritch

Danny is Eldritch~ I ate her too many times~

Sorta same, but no one has called me eldritch within the context of the fiction. I think it is because I am not sinister.

Do you consider yourself Eldritch? If you do, I‘ll consider your application~

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I'm being logical not hateful
My reasoning
1) you haven't been featured in that many chapters, and when you appear in chapters it's for comedic purposes
2) all chapters you've written feature you being rejected by girls and dying
3) you have a unique ability yet it's not used in any way throughout the fanfic (hell you could literally go ahead and make your own reality marble (Fate reference) and us it in combat you could even make idk golems out of chocolate)
4) you could have been a great villain in my eyes but what I've mentioned in the clauses above ruins it

Matcha is a third-rate villain, endowed with flawed powers and limited by his psychology full of defects to be suitable for fighting, especially considering who his potential opponents might be. How could he compete with Azure or Midnight, or even Boi? He has tried to use deception, but those who attend the school are on average smarter than him. The only positive trait he has is never giving up, and this has led him to achieve some results. Besides this, he has a big heart that has allowed him to endear himself to beings more powerful than him, improving his social situation.

The other thing i wanted to point out is that his alter ego gets a better development personality wise compared to his villain persona

The alter ego is the opposite of Matcha, meaning that it improves his combat abilities but becomes colder and unemotional. They are two different characters, one the mirror of the other. One could say that Matcha is a good Villain and the alter ego is an evil Hero, although that would be a superficial view.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

@MatchaChocolate69 I get it now... I'm gonna frame this

@DannyTheDaikon
Sneak peek

"Hehe~ Good daikon~" she responds, taking her hand.

Reasserting her possession, Azure pulls the woman into a passionate embrace.

Their faces are very close.
Their lips almost touch.
Their eyes meet each other's.

Ssemouy blushes witnessing the intimacy of the two women.
Even as silhouette without color, the blush on her cheeks is perceptible.

"You're so cute!" Danny whispers sweetly.

"I'm not cute~" Azure responds mischievously.

The other thing i wanted to point out is that his alter ego gets a better development personality wise compared to his villain persona

I think you're expecting a bit too much development for how many people we have in the fic.

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

Well until now eldritch had concept or ideologies that embodied them.
SRB had monoism and flesh.
Azure had time and causality.
I had perception and basically information.
I don't know what DTD has but yeah.
Maybe search for something your character could embody?
Like history or fiction?
I don't know the full context, so whatever.

Goodnight.

˝/\⁠⁠__/\˝
(⁠⁠⁠❀≧ᆺ≦)˝∩˝ Sleep well~

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

@MatchaChocolate69 I get it now... I'm gonna frame this

To be framed! It is already rare for her to have post reactions. A reaction of love even?
WOAH! ?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

:/
Wait… wrong thread…

…
*pulls out whetstone*
Danny, you’re getting sharpened.

...
my gf said the same thing...
Maybe you want to borrow that daikon sharpener from AYM

*dies*

*revives*
No dying on my watch

*grabs*
No escape~

*turns around and launches self at you*
If it from Your Stabbyness then never

*stabs*
Hands. Off. Danny.
*slashes through you, destroying 10^12 multiverses in the process*
*you completely cease to exist in all timelines and multiverses*
*you never existed, will exist, or have existed*

:o
*hug tackles*
Good job~
*rubs ears*

You like it? Eheheh~ I made sure to fulfill your request
*nuzzles in while purring*

Danny is Eldritch~ I ate her too many times~

ehehehehe~ And you will still eat me many more times Your Stabbyness

Good mo--afternoon?

 

[SRB]

Most of the people? Which people?

That made me chuckle.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

To be framed! It is already rare for her to have post reactions. A reaction of love even?
WOAH! ?

But I finally achieved this Happy Daikon

 

[Azure_Fog]

...
my gf said the same thing...
Maybe you want to borrow that daikon sharpener from AYM

Nah~ I have my own~
*cast binding magic*
Now let’s get sharpening~

You like it? Eheheh~ I made sure to fulfill your request
*nuzzles in while purring*

Good Daikat~
*rubs ears more*

Good mo--afternoon?

Good good mofterning~

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Most of the people? Which people?

Boi, Azure, Danny partially and Voidiris.

Midnight can rival them, but she is no eldritch.
While I am blessed by Quagma.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

But I finally achieved this Happy Daikon

I know how you feel; it's the same feeling I get when Ssemouy reacts with a heart!

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

Well until now eldritch had concept or ideologies that embodied them.
SRB had monoism and flesh.
Azure had time and causality.
I had perception and basically information.
I don't know what DTD has but yeah.
Maybe search for something your character could embody?
Like history or fiction?
I don't know the full context, so whatever.

Goodnight.

˝/\__/\˝?
(❀>ᆺ<)
/˙˙˙˙˙?\ ***contemplates random thought*** What if I took on the concepts of fluffiness and healing? Instead of being called an eldritch abomination, would I be able to become an eldritch adorable??? Is that even possible??? Hmmm... food for thought...

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Nah~ I have my own~
*cast binding magic*
Now let’s get sharpening~

ehehehe~ hehehe~ eheheheh~
*pretends to be scared*
ohohooo oh, Your Stabbyness this Daikon is so weak, please be gentle

Good Daikat~
*rubs ears more*

*tail swishes happily*
*is purring a lot*
*licks cheek from happy*
Her Stabbyness is praising me nya~

Good good mofterning~

Good mofu How are you feeling today? How is throat?

I know how you feel; it's the same feeling I get when Ssemouy reacts with a heart!

My Little Bro gets it

˝/\__/\˝?
(❀>ᆺ<)
/˙˙˙˙˙?\ ***contemplates random thought*** What if I took on the concepts of fluffiness and healing? Instead of being called an eldritch abomination, would I be able to become an eldritch adorable??? Is that even possible??? Hmmm... food for thought...

Petition to promote Enigma to Fluff Eldritch! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

˝/\__/\˝?
(❀>ᆺ<)
/˙˙˙˙˙?\ ***contemplates random thought*** What if I took on the concepts of fluffiness and healing? Instead of being called an eldritch abomination, would I be able to become an eldritch adorable??? Is that even possible??? Hmmm... food for thought...

Definitely feasible. Although you need to develop the idea further. Being Eldritch means being beyond human comprehension, something that can drive weak minds insane. Fluffiness can be this; it just needs to be well thought out.

 

[MidnightFox]

Matcha is a third-rate villain,

True but that doesn't mean he has to be a pushover

endowed with flawed powers and limited by his psychology full of defects to be suitable for fighting,

The powers don't have flaws they're just limited and limited psychology doesn't necessarily mean he can't be creative with the way he uses his power Logic and Imagination are two separate things

especially considering who his potential opponents might be. How could he compete with Azure or Midnight, or even Boi?

Nobody said you have to compete with Mary Sues, Rhaps Kureous and even Quack can suffice as your rivals

He has tried to use deception, but those who attend the school are on average smarter than him.

That's not necessarily true and there's plenty of regular humans in the school you can trick easily

The only positive trait he has is never giving up, and this has led him to achieve some results. Besides this, he has a big heart that has allowed him to endear himself to beings more powerful than him, improving his social situation.

I'm not going to question this point only

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Boi, Azure, Danny partially and Voidiris.

Midnight can rival them, but she is no eldritch.
While I am blessed by Quagma.

I always forget these two...

˝/\__/\˝?
(❀>ᆺ<)
/˙˙˙˙˙?\ ***contemplates random thought*** What if I took on the concepts of fluffiness and healing? Instead of being called an eldritch abomination, would I be able to become an eldritch adorable??? Is that even possible??? Hmmm... food for thought...

yes.

Definitely feasible. Although you need to develop the idea further. Being Eldritch means being beyond human comprehension, something that can drive weak minds insane. Fluffiness can be this; it just needs to be well thought out.

Well sensation can drive one insane and theoretically fluffiness is a part of feeling and feeling is a part of perception.
So it could be definitely possible.

I couldn't sleep yet but now IÄm gone.

 

[Azure_Fog]

ehehehe~ hehehe~ eheheheh~
*pretends to be scared*
ohohooo oh, Your Stabbyness this Daikon is so weak, please be gentle

*has no idea how to sharpen things…*
Okay~ let’s begin~
*starts making Danny sharer by slicing away bits of her*

*tail swishes happily*
*is purring a lot*
*licks cheek from happy*
Her Stabbyness is praising me nya~

*blushes a bit*
Danny is the best after all~
*rubs ears more*
*licks back*

Good mofu How are you feeling today? How is throat?

I can speak again~

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

Definitely feasible. Although you need to develop the idea further. Being Eldritch means being beyond human comprehension, something that can drive weak minds insane. Fluffiness can be this; it just needs to be well thought out.

Isn't it already close enough???

I mean, the secret technique I got was hidden in the forbidden section of my clans techniques, and one usage of the technique on Sis even affected Babushka~

(5 seconds will cause instant sleepiness to those who are not acclimated to the fluff- or had me personally apply it to them safely~)