SHF High-school Fanfic

[MidnightFox]

Are these the first gen of class 1-A?

Do you want The straight man or the comedian?

 

[RepresentingDesire]

It's 9 girls actually, did you say 10 just to even out the number?

No, I just didn't bother to count and just guessed.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

And @Rhaps really does mean nothing significant.
It includes meaning you have no significant others.

Spoiler

That means you get no bitches.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I want Voidirussy, Cortussy, Arcadussy, not a mundane life!

Run, run, run @Corty and @ArcadiaBlade .

 

[Nolff]

Do you want The straight man or the comedian?

Straight Man? Comedian?

Elaborate with me.

 

[MidnightFox]

Are these the first gen of class 1-A?

Straight man: Maybe?
Comedian: Maybe not?
The two at the same time: care to take a guess?
Straight man: Read the thread from the start?
Comedian: or maybe clench your heart?
The two at the same time: Know that this game was rigged from the start

 

[Nolff]

Straight man: Maybe?
Comedian: Maybe not?
The two at the same time: care to take a guess?
Straight man: Read the thread from the start?
Comedian: or maybe clench your heart?
The two at the same time: Know that this game was rigged from the start

Ha...

I'll take my dip, bye.

 

[MidnightFox]

Ha...

I'll take my dip, bye.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

... You remember that our extended family includes Luoir and Orlui because of my actions?

Wait, so this all of the human versions of the Eldritch Family? I am confused. I wouldn't think so, since quagma and TheEldritchGod aren't on there.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Wait, so this all of the human versions of the Eldritch Family? I am confused. I wouldn't think so, since quagma and TheEldritchGod aren't on there.

It's this Eldritch Family:

It started from @Simple_Russian_Boi becoming my Slavic Mama and it all grew to this from that moment

 

[SRB]

Wait, so this all of the human versions of the Eldritch Family? I am confused. I wouldn't think so, since quagma and TheEldritchGod aren't on there.

The Eldritch Family is just a name, because most of the people are Eldritch.

 

[MidnightFox]

The Eldritch Family is just a name, because most of the people are Eldritch.

Only 3 ppl in the chart are eldritch You Voidiris and Azure, Danny counts as a goddess so she's not eldritch, Ssemouy as far as I'm aware isn't eldritch either and neither is Matcha and no having tentacles doesn't make you eldritch

 

[MidnightFox]

The Eldritch Family is just a name, because most of the people are Eldritch.

I highly doubt that

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Only 3 ppl in the chart are eldritch You Voidiris and Azure, Danny counts as a goddess so she's not eldritch, Ssemouy as far as I'm aware isn't eldritch either and neither is Matcha and no having tentacles doesn't make you eldritch

I am Eldritch Goddess and for a looooong time now, Foxy. In fact I was counted as an Eldritch even before I was Goddess. And I think Matcha got an upgrade to half Eldritch or something.

 

[SRB]

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I highly doubt that

But I'm not!

 

[MidnightFox]

I am Eldritch Goddess and for a looooong time now, Foxy. In fact I was counted as an Eldritch even before I was Goddess. And I think Matcha got an upgrade to half Eldritch or something.

I'll count matcha as eldritch only when he writes a fight scene using his powers as a basis (he doesn't have to win)

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I'll count matcha as eldritch only when he writes a fight scene using his powers as a basis (he doesn't have to win)

There was already a fight scene between his tentacles and Ssemouy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[MidnightFox]

But I'm not!

Then why didn't you respond to this-

I don't hate you, but i don't appreciate you lewding my sister in public

-If you weren't drunk

There was already a fight scene between his tentacles and Ssemouy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

He has to write an actual chapter, I'm not convinced otherwise, (fighting Ssemouy doesn't count since she'd probably let him win or Matcha would have the opportunity for Talk-no-Jutsu)

 

[RepresentingDesire]

And the femboy really does mean nothing significant.
It includes meaning you have no significant others.

Spoiler

That means you get no bitches.

Well he has the perk of not needing them.
Lacking what is unneeded is always good.

I am Eldritch Goddess and for a looooong time now, Foxy. In fact I was counted as an Eldritch even before I was Goddess. And I think Matcha got an upgrade to half Eldritch or something.

Funnily enough I never called myself eldritch but others just perceived me as eldritch, so now here I'm.
The only way a character like this one could become eldritch.

 

[SRB]

Then why didn't you respond to this-

-If you weren't drunk

Huh. Probably because I was distracted and not drink. And again, it's not my fault that all she wears, but I'll try to find more decent pictures of her in the future.