SHF High-school Fanfic

[MatchaChocolate69]

SsemouyOnan: Sola? Where's the case?
Sola-sama: [on the floor face-down] Put the gun away.
SsemouyOnan: What's Watcha doing here? Watcha, what are you doing here?
Watcha: Excuse me, my Lady!
[Ssemouy shoots him twice, then goes over to Corty]
SsemouyOnan: Where's the case?
Watcha: [groans] You evil woman...
SsemouyOnan: Don't take the piss, Watcha.
Watcha: I'll show you... now...!
[SsemouyOnan shoots him four more times]
Watcha: Bless you!
[Ssemouy shoots him again]
Watcha: Almost had it.
SsemouyOnan: For fuck's sake...
[Takes careful aim and shoots Watcha one more time; looks down at Corty]
SsemouyOnan: [Contempt] Fuck you, an' all.
[Casually pulls the trigger, only to learn that she has run out of ammunition]
SsemouyOnan: [Exasperated] You lucky bastard!

WOAH! What is that, Mama?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You are very cute~
*rubs ears even more*

nyaaa~ oi~ You were supposed to say that you are very cute nya~

Yes~
too much…
*disintegrates*

nyooo! Your Stabbyness!
*reintegrates*
*cuddles*
ehehehe this Daikon impressed Her Stabbyness nya

 

[Azure_Fog]

nyaaa~ oi~ You were supposed to say that you are very cute nya~

*watches tail swish*
You are very cute~

 

[Nolff]

Yes, I'm sure and no, I don't have to prove anything to you

 

[ShizukiIchino]

#include <iostream>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <time.h>
using namespace std;

int createZombie() {
if (rand() % 67 < 10)
return 11;

else
return rand() % 10 + 1;
}

int main() {
srand(time(NULL));
char enter;

// game stats
int playerAlive = true;
int playerSkill = 9;
int playerScore = 1;
string playerName = "";
int zombieCount = 0;
int zombiesKilled = 0;

// title
cout << "Welcome to Zombie War." << endl << "Press [ENTER] to start.";
cin.get();

// player name
cout << "Please enter your name: ";
cin >> playerName;

// ask how many zombies
cout << "How many zombies do you wish to fight? ";
cin >> zombieCount;

cout << "Get ready to fight for your life, " << playerName << "!" << endl;

// main game loop
while (playerAlive && zombiesKilled < zombieCount) {
// create a random zombie
int zombieSkill = createZombie();

// battle sequence
if (zombieSkill > 10) {
cout << endl << "Here comes a huge zombie!" << endl;
}
else {
cout << endl << "Here comes zombie " << zombiesKilled + 1 << endl;
}

cout << "Fighting..." << endl;
sleep(2);

// zombie killed the player
if (playerSkill < zombieSkill) {
playerAlive = false;
cout << "You have died." << endl;
}

// player killed the zombie
else {
if (playerSkill - zombieSkill > 7) {
cout << "You wasted the zombie!" << endl;
playerScore = playerScore * 2;
}

else if (playerSkill - zombieSkill > 5) {
cout << "You decapitated the zombie!" << endl;
playerScore = playerScore * 2;
}

else if (playerSkill - zombieSkill > 0) {
cout << "You killed the zombie!" << endl;
playerScore = playerScore * 2;
}

else {
cout << "You killed the zombie, but suffered injuries." << endl;
}

zombiesKilled++;
}

cout << endl;
sleep(1);
}

// end game
if (zombiesKilled == zombieCount) {
// victory
cout << "You have survived the onslaught!" << endl;
}
else {
// lost
cout << "You did not survive the zombie war." << endl;
}

cout << "Zombies killed: " << zombiesKilled << endl;
cout << "Final score: " << playerScore << endl << endl;

Oh my bad wrong website

 

[SRB]

What uhh... What kind of VHS s*it is this?

WOAH! What is that, Mama?

That was my brain frying from all the shitposts I saw in the morning
And if you think about it, Watcha fits surprisingly well in the role of Boris The Bullet Dodger, he survived a lot of stuff.

 

[Nolff]

@ShizukiIchino That's a nice lines of C# you got there. So, does it work?

 

[Nolff]

That was my brain frying from all the shitposts I saw in the morning
And if you think about it, Watcha fits surprisingly well in the role of Boris The Bullet Dodger, he survived a lot of stuff.

Indeed, you drunken wretch!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*watches tail swish*
You are very cute~

nyo nyo nyo~ you are cute! nya~
*topples you*
nya~
*snuggles in*
*is flustered*
*tail swishing excitedly*
Your Stabbyness cute nya~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

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Because there's no point?

 

[SRB]

Indeed, you drunken wretch!

Oi, I am not an alcoholic anymore! Call me that one more time and I'll attach a third arm on your forehead!

 

[Nolff]

Because there's no point?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Now imagine the whiplash when I say that in university I specialized in pedagogy/psychology...

I can clearly see you in it; you have that kind of intelligence and sensitivity for the field.
Perhaps too much?

I wouldn't say it's anything special. It your average: has no friends + is a loner+ has access to computer and internet

I believe you simply want your own space and need to be able to dedicate yourself to your passions and prioritize meaningful relationships.
I am like that. Most people who have many "friends" are actually just acquaintances.

 

[Azure_Fog]

nyo nyo nyo~ you are cute! nya~
*topples you*
nya~
*snuggles in*
*is flustered*
*tail swishing excitedly*
Your Stabbyness cute nya~

*continues watching tail*
You are cute~
*gets toppled*
*stares into Danny’s eyes*
Your daikoness is cute~

 

[Nolff]

Oi, I am not an alcoholic anymore! Call me that one more time and I'll attach a third arm on your forehead!

What makes me a good demoman?

If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussing it with you now would I?!!

 

[SRB]

What makes me a good demoman?

If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussing it with you now would I?!!

TFT references are not going to save you.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Your daikoness is cute~

I had missed this one! :O

 

[Nolff]

TFT references are not going to save you.

What the hell is that thing!?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I can clearly see you in it; you have that kind of intelligence and sensitivity for the field.
Perhaps too much?

I believe it is too much sometimes. It was harder when I was younger, cuz I cared about things and others a bit too much. Nowadays, I learned to prioritize better and not forget about myself as much.

I believe you simply want your own space and need to be able to dedicate yourself to your passions and prioritize meaningful relationships.
I am like that. Most people who have many "friends" are actually just acquaintances.

That's precisely it. I have a lovely GF and she's really amazing, but there are days when I really miss having my own space. I lived alone since I turned 18, so it was hard to switch to sharing my space with someone. IRL I have maybe 5 people that I consider my friends and it's all friendships from high school. People who accept that I will go silent for months only to randomly send them a meme lol

I had a feeling we're alike in that You give off the calm vibe I appreciate in people

*continues watching tail*
You are cute~
*gets toppled*
*stares into Danny’s eyes*
Your daikoness is cute~

nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~ ehehehe~ I'm being conquered nya~!!
*cuddles to hide red face*
*muffled*
U cute nya~!!

 

[LuoirM]

*emerges from the depths of popcorn, covered in butter, caramel, sugar, cheese, matcha, honey*
bleeh... Me... Me have been alivingmvhf...