SHF High-school Fanfic

[LuoirM]

Can you even do something to her? You kinda share a body/mind, no?

Are you underestimating a mortal determination? If a mommy dommy tell me to "go fuck yourself" I would find a way to perfectly do it without question even if it means yoga, a lot, a lot of yoga..


But in all seriousness I'm pretty sure she's directly birthed to be a separate entity though, crawled out of my womb after Midnight slashed me open then Azure did something about ripping me in half so Orlui could escape I couldn't really remember but yeah

 

[SRB]

Are you underestimating a mortal determination? If a mommy dommy tell me to "go fuck yourself" I would find a way to perfectly do it without question even if it means yoga, a lot, a lot of yoga..


But in all seriousness I'm pretty sure she's directly birthed to be a separate entity though, crawled out of my womb after Midnight slashed me open then Azure did something about ripping me in half so Orlui could escape I couldn't really remember but yeah

Cool.

 

[LuoirM]

Cool.

Should I try overcoming my fear?

 

[SRB]

Should I try overcoming my fear?

... You do you, buddy, but the logical answer is no.
At least Orlui knows the basics of consent now

 

[LuoirM]

Hey Orlui, can you step on me?

Me just went foot in mud to play with alligations and haven't wash me feet

Even better

*confuu* But it's gon be very pain and muddy Why would you want me to get me foot on you?

It's every man's dream

Me have to ask an adult *looks around* Me been told not trust you friend.

 

[SRB]

Hey Orlui, can you step on me?

Me just went foot in mud to play with alligations and haven't wash me feet

Even better

*confuu* But it's gon be very pain and muddy Why would you want me to get me foot on you?

It's every man's dream

Me have to ask an adult *looks around* Me been told not trust you friend.

Dear fucking god.

 

[LuoirM]

Dear fucking god.

Is that disgust I see

 

[SRB]

Is that disgust I see

Not disgust, it's more of a "Dear god, she actually asked for it"

 

[LuoirM]

Not disgust, it's more of a "Dear god, she actually asked for it"

Am I a "she" in your eyes? I'm glad That makes me feel happy


Father do me step on Luoir without washing me feet?

 

[SRB]

Am I a "she" in your eyes? I'm glad That makes me feel happy

You asked to call you a she, if that's what you want, I'll do it.

Father do me step on Luoir without washing me feet?

If you want to, then go ahead. But I'd advise you to wash them and don't step on him at all if you don't want to.

 

[LuoirM]

You asked to call you a she, if that's what you want, I'll do it.

I don't recall this ever happening but glad anyways I now approve of you, I will be there to lick your toes whenever you felt like it, just ring a bell and call my name then even if I'm in Mars I'll fly back to you in 2-4 business days.

If you want to, then go ahead. But I'd advise you to wash them and don't step on him at all if you don't want to.

Okay.
*turns to Luoir*
dad said no

 

[SRB]

I don't recall this ever happening but glad anyways I now approve of you, I will be there to lick your toes whenever you felt like it, just ring a bell and call my name then even if I'm in Mars I'll fly back to you in 2-4 business days.

Okay. Don't think I'll ever want for you to lick my toes, but sure.

Okay.
*turns to Luoir*
dad said no

Good

 

[LuoirM]

Okay. Don't think I'll ever want for you to lick my toes, but sure.

Someone said that once
Well, true they actually never asked me but I think it's unfair because they died being a pilot.
He was a great Middle Eastern man with a beard and AK47 and a huge love for Allah...

Good

me just doin' what you told, dad. Cus me have no thoughts, me dunno if me want or no, so me just eenee meenee miney mo and picked no

 

[SRB]

Someone said that once
Well, true they actually never asked me but I think it's unfair because they died being a pilot.
He was a great Middle Eastern man with a beard and AK47 and a huge love for Allah...

Did he die because he crashed the plane into something?

me just doin' what you told, dad. Cus me have no thoughts, me dunno if me want or no, so me just eenee meenee miney mo and picked no

Good girl
*pat pat*

 

[LuoirM]

Did he die because he crashed the plane into something?

So you know Mohammed, nice he was one of the best pilot I knew... Got his licences after seconds but probably the plane malfunctioned or sum.

Good girl
*pat pat*

*Spins head around wildly as always with the hand or hands*
eheheh... Me thinks me enjoying this more now

 

[SRB]

So you know Mohammed, nice he was one of the best pilot I knew... Got his licences after seconds but probably the plane malfunctioned or sum.

*Spins head around wildly as always with the hand or hands*
eheheh... Me thinks me enjoying this more now

You know that you don't need to spin, right?

 

[LuoirM]

You know that you don't need to spin, right?

But you spin your hand to grab me head and swing me head to spin no?

 

[SRB]

But you spin your hand to grab me head and swing me head to spin no?

No, actually.
*holds you in place*
*gives you a headpat*
There. Better?

 

[LuoirM]

No, actually.
*holds you in place*
*gives you a headpat*
There. Better?

So all those times you were not trying to make me vomit no? me feels pleasant now, me hair feel burning and me spine feels lighter...

 

[SRB]

So all those times you were not trying to make me vomit no? me feels pleasant now, me hair feel burning and me spine feels lighter...

No, I wasn't trying to do that. I thought you've seen other people get headpats. And why does your spine feels lighter?