SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

Are you proud mommy

You literally talked with the green one in the journalism room does she seem like the type of woman to lead you into an alleyway and beat you to death?

IF I CAN WRITE THEM DOWN THEN I WOULDN'T BE PROCASINATING YOU WALMART CARROT

OI I WON'T ACCEPT THIS GODDESS DAIKON SLANDER

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

IF I CAN WRITE THEM DOWN THEN I WOULDN'T BE PROCASINATING YOU WALMART CARROT

Do not insult Ane-san.

 

[LuoirM]

THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM AND WHO YOU CALLIN WALMART CARROT

THEN DON'T SUGGEST IT YOU TARGET CARROT

 

[SRB]

Ah, family fights, music to my ears.

 

[LuoirM]

Do not insult Ane-san.

OI I WON'T ACCEPT THIS GODDESS DAIKON SLANDER

Yes ma'ams

 

[LuoirM]

You literally talked with the green one in the journalism room does she seem like the type of woman to lead you into an alleyway and beat you to death?

Who's the green one again...

 

[Deleted member 146224]

OI I WON'T ACCEPT THIS GODDESS DAIKON SLANDER

Do not insult, Ane-san.

THEN DON'T SUGGEST IT YOU TARGET CARROT

ಠ_ಠ

Who's the green one again...

...heroine Ssemouy

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Yes ma'ams

AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING LORD MATCHA MA'AM? IT'S "PLEASE FORGIVE THIS LOWLY ONE LORD MATCHA" TO YOU!

 

[LuoirM]

AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING LORD MATCHA MA'AM? IT'S "PLEASE FORGIVE THIS LOWLY ONE LORD MATCHA" TO YOU!

I only listen to the pink hair one!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Who's the green one again...

The poor girl you wanted to prank in her sleep and gaslight into thinking she's someone she's not when she wakes up

 

[LuoirM]

The poor girl you wanted to prank in her sleep and gaslight into thinking she's someone she's not when she wakes up

Yeah John can't come over

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I only listen to the pink hair one!

You insolent brat!
*creates whip*
*starts spanking but takes away your ability to feel anything*

 

[LuoirM]

You insolent brat!
*creates whip*
*starts spanking but takes away your ability to feel anything*

*not even pain or flinch or any feeling whatsoever*
*stares at you blankly*

Thanks for the massage I guess?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*not even pain or flinch or any feeling whatsoever*
*stares at you blankly*

Thanks for the massage I guess?

You feel nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not even after. It's like it never happened. There's nothing to even moan to, Lui

 

[LuoirM]

You feel nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not even after. It's like it never happened. There's nothing to even moan to, Lui

That's why it's awkward, and you should feel awkward too

 

[SsemouyOnan]

You insolent brat!
*creates whip*
*starts spanking but takes away your ability to feel anything*

May I harvest his organs to create drugs in the meanwhile goddess daikon?

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Pls realize that my handle will always be your name Voidmommy

Good to know.

Good to know that I'm friends with a mental hospital patient.

First I'm genetical diseased person.
Second I know it's always nice to kn0ow.

 

[LuoirM]

May I harvest his organs to create drugs in the meanwhile goddess daikon?

*lays down flat in a sexual position*
Please~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

May I harvest his organs to create drugs in the meanwhile goddess daikon?

Please do Take whatever you need, my Rootling

That's why it's awkward, and you should feel awkward too

I'm the Harbinger of Cringe, small thing like this has no effect on me

 

[SRB]

... I thought about something. The whole Eldritch Family are the biggest spammers in this thread. I guess that makes sense, but how tf that happened?