SHF High-school Fanfic

[LuoirM]

…
*pokes ribs*

*Opens one eye*
am me dead?

 

[Azure_Fog]

*Opens one eye*
am me dead?

Nope~
Silly Orlui~
*pokes forehead*

 

[RepresentingDesire]

What

Sometimes I'm too happy and then everything becomes wonderful, everything begins tpj fewol horrible,so horrible anf joyfvzul becazzuise im so happy thanmmmg, sorry for mcxy wtritionng <ii<II canbvt stop twitching.

The city named B**asi be like:

...

Have you ever felt an attraction of the sexual kind toward someone or something?

not vthatg I remember.

I can feel my eyes boiling in their sockets...
I'll go get some eyedrops or something....

The bwoulkd mske everything wporse.

I think being in heat is something along the lines of being in a constant state of Horny, until you have sex, but I can be wrong.
Here's a random site I found with some answers.

What is the human equivalent of being in heat?

Human women can only be said to be in “estrus” a few days per month… The time at which an egg becomes available for fertilization.

lacocinadegisele.com

interessant.

 

[LuoirM]

Nope~
Silly Orlui~
*pokes forehead*

First spongebob lied to me about breathing underwater and now me get lied to about knives being harmful dis world very tomfoolery, me mad. Me going to play with kitchen knives when me gets home
*randomly pokes back*

 

[LuoirM]

interessant

(This sounds like a type of french pastry)

 

[Azure_Fog]

First spongebob lied to me about breathing underwater and now me get lied to about knives being harmful dis world very tomfoolery, me mad. Me going to play with kitchen knives when me gets home
*randomly pokes back*

Nope~ Wrong again~ That was a fake knife~
*stabs*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

First spongebob lied to me about breathing underwater and now me get lied to about knives being harmful dis world very tomfoolery, me mad. Me going to play with kitchen knives when me gets home
*randomly pokes back*

*stabs with a real knife*

See, knives ARE harmful! Be careful with them, you could've hurt yourself

 

[Azure_Fog]

*stabs with a real knife*

See, knives ARE harmful! Be careful with them, you could've hurt yourself

Ooo~ double kill~
*tries to decide which Ssemouy is here*
*confused Eldritch noises*
*high fives*

 

[LuoirM]

Nope~ Wrong again~ That was a fake knife~
*stabs*

*stabs with a real knife*

See, knives ARE harmful! Be careful with them, you could've hurt yourself

*transcended thru the stages of confusion and pain*
*Dies from shock before blood loss even occur*
me... No like knives urgplangrujssjvs X.X

 

[RepresentingDesire]

(This sounds like a type of french pastry)

It's the German word for interesting.

 

[LuoirM]

It's the German word for interesting.

Why were you twitching back there, o goddess

 

[Azure_Fog]

*transcended thru the stages of confusion and pain*
*Dies from shock before blood loss even occur*
me... No like knives urgplangrujssjvs X.X

*revives*
*gives head pats*
No~ Knives are great~

 

[LuoirM]

*revives*
*gives head pats*
No~ Knives are great~

But they gives pain, stuff give pain bad stuff *stares wildly* you no go stab me again after light touchies right? Me no like stabbies

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*stabs with a real knife*

See, knives ARE harmful! Be careful with them, you could've hurt yourself

Can't believe you weren't talked out of it... Goddess is so proud ?

 

[Azure_Fog]

But they gives pain, stuff give pain bad stuff *stares wildly* you no go stab me again after light touchies right? Me no like stabbies

Wrong yet again~ stabbies are good~
You just need to stab other people~ It’s a fun game~
*hands knife*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Ooo~ double kill~
*tries to decide which Ssemouy is here*
*confused Eldritch noises*
*high fives*

Only Classic Ssemouy would do something like stabbing someone to prevent accidental self-harm

 

[LuoirM]

Wrong yet again~ stabbies are good~
You just need to stab other people~ It’s a fun game~
*hands knife*

*holds knife by the blade and stabs yer with the handle*
Revenge! ?

 

[Azure_Fog]

Only Classic Ssemouy would do something like stabbing someone to prevent accidental self-harm

I see~ Good rootling~
*gives headpats*

*holds knife by the blade and stabs yer with the handle*
Revenge! ?

Oh no~
*falls down in a star shape*
*reaches hand up*
Bleh~
*plays dead while trying to supress laughter*

Can't believe you weren't talked out of it... Goddess is so proud ?

Morning Danny~

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Why were you twitching back there, o goddess

Because my thoughts made me twitchy.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Morning Danny~

Good morning! How are you feeling?