SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

@SsemouyOnan Default Ssemouy features hair color + eye color? Pink/green/black? which one?

Canonically it can be any color, but I guess black or red would be most aligned with the SHHS chapters

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oh nyooo~ I'll cook some porridge for you!
*runs off to cook*

Yay~

You are nya~

No…

No biting nails Really ang Dany is not cute

True~ but I’d be amazed if you break the habit~ I’ve had it all my life~

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Tututut~ let me tell you, to me, they are one and the same. Now, be silent, and surrender yourself to me completely. This night I shall enjoy by myself, there needn't be an audience nor a tune to dance along to but mine.

This night, you wish to enjoy by yourself, but know this, my enchanting tyrant, that where you are, there I am also, for you have long ago claimed me, body, soul, and all the unsung verses of my being.

So, let there be no audience, no tune, save for the rhythm of our hearts, the harmonious dance of our spirits entwined. In the quiet, in the dark, let there be us, and let that be enough, for in the bond that speaks without words, I find my greatest delight, my most treasured craving.

Yes, my beloved, I will surrender to you completely and be silent, but how can silence contain the symphony that stirs in me in your presence?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Brb... errands... bleh

 

[SRB]

Danny’s blinded by love you idiot!!!!

Hey, no need for name-calling... I'm not an idiot...

Says the one who’s eaten far more nails than me!!
*teleports you into a volcano*
*cilantro burns up*
*it’s a warm bath for you*

*eats the volcano*
Spicy.
*teleports back*
I don't eat them! I just put them into my collection!
*forms a whip out of holy cilantro*
Paint your nails with those "anti nail biting" nail glosses! Just stop chewing on them!
*whips with holy cilantro*

 

[SRB]

These trash Chinese system novels are always the same. MC has money, all the girls love and fight for him, all the guys jealous and find trouble with him. He crushes trouble. Rinse and repeat.

You expected something else?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*forms a whip out of holy cilantro*
*whips with holy cilantro*

Boi... I know we're an evil mafia eldritch family but isn't this a bit too much even for us?

 

[SRB]

Boi... I know we're an evil mafia eldritch family but isn't this a bit too much even for us?

SHE'S BITING HER NAILS! It's worse than incest!

 

[Azure_Fog]

Hey, no need for name-calling... I'm not an idiot...

(What did you expect from Tsundere Azure…)
Hmph!
*crosses arms*

*eats the volcano*
Spicy.
*teleports back*
I don't eat them! I just put them into my collection!
*forms a whip out of holy cilantro*
Paint your nails with those "anti nail biting" nail glosses! Just stop chewing on them!
*whips with holy cilantro*

Right~ LIAR!
*dodges*
*starts forming whip*
*realizes Danny would like it more*
*pulls out Scarlet Apple instead*
Ehehehe~

 

[SRB]

(What did you expect from Tsundere Azure…)
Hmph!
*crosses arms*

My own daughter in law... Calling me an idiot and still looking cute...

Right~ LIAR!
*dodges*
*starts forming whip*
*realizes Danny would like it more*
*pulls out Scarlet Apple instead*
Ehehehe~

I don't even have teeth to chew them!
*forms holy cilantro whips in every arm*
And I can literally see you thinking about how you'll use your whip on Danny!

I swear to all that's unholy, Imma ally with Mother to make you stop!

 

[Azure_Fog]

My own daughter in law... Calling me an idiot and still looking cute...

I’m not!!! Stupid ball of fingers….

I don't even have teeth to chew them!
*forms holy cilantro whips in every arm*
And I can literally see you thinking about how you'll use your whip on Danny!

I swear to all that's unholy, Imma ally with Mother to make you stop!

If you go d a way to break a habit that’s eons old I’ll stop~ Otherwise, there is no way~!!!
*summons uncountable Scarlet Apples*

 

[SRB]

I’m not!!! Stupid ball of fingers….

But you are? Danny and I said so, you're outnumbered.

If you got a way to break a habit that’s eons old I’ll stop~ Otherwise, there is no way~!!!
*summons uncountable Scarlet Apples*

Bold of you to assume I can count!
*stops to take out his phone*
*sends you a link*
Here, read that. All you need is a bit of will power. You're not that weak to succumb to your own bad habits.

How to stop biting your nails

Applying bitter nail polish and keeping your nails short are two tips dermatologists recommend.

www.aad.org

 

[Nolff]

It's for the greater good

Can't we just... Y'know, steal all of his life savings instead of taking his lunch money? I mean, that would be much more efficient.

 

[SRB]

Can't we just... Y'know, steal all of his life savings instead of taking his lunch money? I mean, that would be much more efficient.

And how would he get more money for us in the future?

Think, Alf, think!

 

[Azure_Fog]

But you are? Danny and I said so, you're outnumbered.

Says the one who can’t count!!!

Bold of you to assume I can count!
*stops to take out his phone*
*sends you a link*
Here, read that. All you need is a bit of will power. You're not that weak to succumb to your own bad habits.

I read it~ it won’t help~
The only reason I bite my nails is because it’s the fastest way to keep them short~ it’s not a nervous habit~

 

[AnonUnlimited]

You expected something else?

Nope.

 

[SRB]

Says the one who can’t count!!!

I can only count on my fingers! And two is more than one, I know that much!

I read it~ it won’t help~
The only reason I bite my nails is because it’s the fastest way to keep them short~ it’s not a nervous habit~

But don't you want to have pretty nails for Danny? You remember how much fun she had when she painted everyone's nails on your Vegas trip.

 

[SRB]

Nope.

Why do you even read these Chinese novels? Are you looking for Jade Beauties?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

True~ but I’d be amazed if you break the habit~ I’ve had it all my life~

I used to bite my nails too and I stopped. You have no excuse

*realizes Danny would like it more*

I would...

My own daughter in law... Calling me an idiot and still looking cute...

She does So cute

I swear to all that's unholy, Imma ally with Mother to make you stop!

Stop biting your nails, Little Goddess. It's a bad habit. A Goddess should care for her hands for that is the part that her followers reach out for the most.

 

[WatchaKhoko]

So... I have a few questions now:

-What are you apologizing for?

-I asked regarding my hypothesis, and I don't get what you mean by story...

-Who are you calling lady, Mister?


I am certain that we will meet again at some point. I highly hope we don't meet when the biggest chaos ensues.

You must excuse me, my lord.
The data got corrupted during the transfer. It must be the proximity to someone or something that interferes with communications.

What I wanted to say is that I have noticed a certain instability in you.
As I have already pointed out, we need focus. I will continue to monitor your actions, to understand your reliability.

BTW Your initiative in trying to recover the lost text is commendable. I must admit that it has impressed me, and it will be useful.

View attachment 269053s reload the rest is classified for now.

Weapon analysis completed.

These trash Chinese system novels are always the same. MC has money, all the girls love and fight for him, all the guys jealous and find trouble with him. He crushes trouble. Rinse and repeat.

The subject is getting worse. I hope the weapon is complete before he completely loses his mind.

Yes, he's an evil African Warlord who steals all the money from poor villages!

NOTE: Mercenaries could be useful to the cause.

*eats the volcano*
Spicy.
*teleports back*
I don't eat them! I just put them into my collection!
*forms a whip out of holy cilantro*
Paint your nails with those "anti nail biting" nail glosses! Just stop chewing on them!
*whips with holy cilantro*

Interesting development.
Record completed.

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Possible Black Hole Detected