SHF High-school Fanfic

[Pixytokisaki14]

*moans*

Babushka!! Get the Luour horni bat!!

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Sure as Hoshino's war criminal record

Eh how did you know Hoshino senpai? Nvm.
*I now using my sunglasses but I need to go to the bathroom*
Sensei, please test "my thing" a lot, I need to get to the bathroom, probably will take a long time, also where the bathroom?

 

[SRB]

Babushka!! Get the Luour horni bat!!

It doesn't work after the first time. He just moans more!

 

[LuoirM]

Louir

Luour

Everyone spelling me name wrong today but no one having trouble with Orlui

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Those chocolate balls that wrapped in yellow tin with nuts.

Are you perhaps referring to Ferrero Rochers?
A pleasant surprise, my dear. Did you know that our chocolate preferences can reveal a lot about us?
After all, chocolate is a form of expression. In this case, your preference leads me to think that you might be a Deretsun.
A soft and creamy exterior wrapped in a yielding shell, with a hard hazelnut heart inside.
I might be mistaken, as the ways of chocolate are endless, but if it's true, we would be similar in this regard.

I do not like green tea as a whole if the correct answer was matcha flavored chocolat.

As I said, some questions don't have right answers. The wrong answer was to disdain chocolate; having preferences in it is not a sin but what distinguishes us, and it's nice to have differences. This way, we can discover them, compare them, and... taste them.

With how many red flags you went through and how many red flags that exists by your hands... I am indeed curious how much lesson I will learn.
It's been so long since someone hurt me, let me grief on my own before doing the bare minimum of care and I suck it all up, I do yearn for that again.

"It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."
Or, as I would say, a second of existence is better than an eternity of nothingness.
Interacting also means causing pain, most of the time unintentionally, other times knowingly. Pain is valuable because it reminds us that we are alive, and it's a means to achieve happiness because if we haven't experienced it, we can't appreciate it. That said, I hope to hurt you as little as possible.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Thanks for testing our KIS-D forcefield, it seems to be functioning properly... Can you hit it a bit harder now?

ಠ_ಠ
*Summons rain of rotting vegetables inside your base*

 

[LuoirM]

Are you perhaps referring to Ferrero Rochers?
A pleasant surprise, my dear. Did you know that our chocolate preferences can reveal a lot about us?
After all, chocolate is a form of expression. In this case, your preference leads me to think that you might be a Deretsun.
A soft and creamy exterior wrapped in a yielding shell, with a hard hazelnut heart inside.
I might be mistaken, as the ways of chocolate are endless, but if it's true, we would be similar in this regard.


As I said, some questions don't have right answers. The wrong answer was to disdain chocolate; having preferences in it is not a sin but what distinguishes us, and it's nice to have differences. This way, we can discover them, compare them, and... taste them.


"It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."
Or, as I would say, a second of existence is better than an eternity of nothingness.
Interacting also means causing pain, most of the time unintentionally, other times knowingly. Pain is valuable because it reminds us that we are alive, and it's a means to achieve happiness because if we haven't experienced it, we can't appreciate it. That said, I hope to hurt you as little as possible.

Where the fuck can I learn this level of rizz

 

[SRB]

Where the fuck can I learn this level of rizz

You need to be born with it.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Eh how did you know Hoshino senpai? Nvm.
*I now using my sunglasses but I need to go to the bathroom*
Sensei, please test "my thing" a lot, I need to get to the bathroom, probably will take a long time, also where the bathroom?

Oh right
*Snaps my fingers again and you get transported back into the normal realm*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

ಠ_ಠ
*Summons rain of rotting vegetables inside your base*

...This is Shizuku's base, I'm homeless

 

[LuoirM]

You need to be born with it.

that's it I'm turning to Buddhism so that I can be reincarnated as a rizzler

 

[SRB]

that's it I'm turning to Buddhism so that I can be reincarnated as a rizzler

You do you, buddy, just remember, if you go down this path, than you won't reach your goth girlfriend in heaven.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

...This is Shizuku's base, I'm homeless

ಠ_ಠ
*creates storm clouds above your head*
*starts raining spoiling fruits and vegetables*
*ground under you is littered with banana peels*
*it will last until you give Ssemouy back*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Where the fuck can I learn this level of rizz

You can observe me, but know that my ways are not very effective.

 

[LuoirM]

You do you, buddy, just remember, if you go down this path, than you won't reach your goth girlfriend in heaven.

nvm I'm staying humble to Void

 

[LuoirM]

You can observe me, but know that my ways are not very effective.

Show me the way, dadd- I mean, ahem sensei

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You can observe me, but know that my ways are not very effective.

You rizzed like 5 entities recently, 3 are one person, but still Give yourself some credit Lord Matcha

 

[SRB]

You rizzed like 5 entities recently, 3 are one person, but still Give yourself some credit Lord Matcha

That's four entities too much. But I'm biased, so there's that.

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Oh right
*Snaps my fingers again and you get transported back into the normal realm*

So here the tablet
*I give sensei my tablet*
*I quickly dash away to the bathroom*
Remember mess around and find out!
*As I ran*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

That's four entities too much. But I'm biased, so there's that.

let him have some fun, Mama... He deserves it