SHF High-school Fanfic

[MatchaChocolate69]

We would be honored to join you as an ally, our cocoa companion. The others could do with being cut down a peg or two or even three.

We think it would be interesting to have the interaction from Our perspective in one chapter, as well as one from your perspective. Perhaps we will do a little collaboration and send you a preview before hand, even. We will see who is in first.

?Come with me, and you'll be/
In a world of puuuure imaginary numbers!

If you, my lucky stars decree it, oh eldritch deities, multitudinous beings, I shall be your mad chocolatier, your Willy Wonka dancing to your forbidden melody composed of numbers and secrets unfathomable to mere mortals. I will be your herald, in this unlikely alliance.
With chocolate as my sword and charm as my shield, I dive into the battles ahead, ready to defy the impossible by your side.

*clears his voice*

?Come with us, and you'll be
In a world of pure imaginary numbers!
Welcome to the chocolate cosmos!
Close your eyes,
Dream your dream,
Dare to leap.

Join us now, and you'll explore
A universe of boundless exploration.
Witness sights, you've not before,
Beyond your wildest expectations.
We embark, on this quest,
In the galaxy of our invention.
What unfolds, beats the rest,
Beyond mere comprehension. ?

I lay before you these offerings, crafted with my artisanal mastery heightened by your blessings. Though they may not even begin to capture a fraction of your magnificence, I have imbued them with all my chocolaty love. For you, eldritch deities, I endeavor to encapsulate the essence of your awe-inspiring might, in hopes that these humble creations may please you, as a token of my undying devotion and admiration.

Spoiler: OFFERINGS

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

We think it would be interesting to have the interaction from Our perspective in one chapter, as well as one from your perspective. Perhaps we will do a little collaboration and send you a preview before hand, even. We will see who is in first.

That's fine by me. I'll looking forward to it!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

(°ロ°) MAMA IS SSEMOUY'S 4th ALTER EGO!!!!

This has severe implications for our family tree wreath

 

[Deleted member 146224]

This has severe implications for our family tree wreath

I was isekaid to become an Eldritch Goddess in high school, but now my Rootling is my Mommy!™​

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Coriander and cilantro are different, and I only know that because I used coriander seeds in a lentil burger recipe long ago~

Way different...

As for cilantro's uses, it is mainly used in Spanish dishes like tacos, enchiladas, salsa, etc. It is basically a garnish meant to improve the flavor~

As for the taste, I think @Azure_Fog got it down~

*listens very carefully*

It tastes like soap. Don't let these liars fool you. It does not taste like citrusy freshness, it tastes bitter and metallic.

That's really good to know

˝<(✿>⌒<)>˝
/\˝/˙˙˙⊃⊂\ *pouts* Am I the only one here who loves cilantro???

Although I have not tasted it I think I like it even if not to use it in cooking.

I use cilantro when i cook fejoada

So you like your beans and meat to taste like soap.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Coriander and cilantro are different

Uhhh no?

Coriander - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

*notices an good opportunity*
*very quietly whispers*
so cute~
*continues spoiling but more intensely*

Nyo… nyaaa~ nyaaa~
*is starting to melt*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

you'd be slightly below Luoir.

Sounds really bad...

That was only two weeks? well, there was a reason I was reluctant to roleplay her until you posted that valentine's chapter

I am proud to have awakened her! I am also the cause in a sense of the existence of Heroine Ssemouy.
And they are what evolved Matcha's character beyond its insurmountable limits. It is cringe but also beautiful.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Uhhh no?

Coriander - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

You are both correct. It's the same plant but depending on the region it can refer either to the leafy part - cilantro or seeds - coriander (or dried leafy parts)

Nyo… nyaaa~ nyaaa~
*is starting to melt*

*massages ears*
*brushes fingers through hair*
*strokes back*
*gives cuddles*
nyaaa~ yes nya~

 

[Azure_Fog]

You are both correct. It's the same plant but depending on the region it can refer either to the leafy part - cilantro or seeds - coriander (or dried leafy parts)

If it’s part of the sane plant, then it’s the same thing? Whatever~ Languages are like that sometimes~

*massages ears*
*brushes fingers through hair*
*strokes back*
*gives cuddles*
nyaaa~ yes nya~

Nyaaa~ nyonyaaaa~ nyoaaaa~
*is melting*

 

[quagma]

That's really good to know

So you like your beans and meat to taste like soap.

we have a bias in that we have a gene thing that causes us to taste cilantro differently. for most people it tastes green and fresh.

If you, my lucky stars decree it, oh eldritch deities, multitudinous beings, I shall be your mad chocolatier, your Willy Wonka dancing to your forbidden melody composed of numbers and secrets unfathomable to mere mortals. I will be your herald, in this unlikely alliance.
With chocolate as my sword and charm as my shield, I dive into the battles ahead, ready to defy the impossible by your side.

*clears his voice*

?Come with us, and you'll be
In a world of pure imaginary numbers!
Welcome to the chocolate cosmos!
Close your eyes,
Dream your dream,
Dare to leap.

Join us now, and you'll explore
A universe of boundless exploration.
Witness sights, you've not before,
Beyond your wildest expectations.
We embark, on this quest,
In the galaxy of our invention.
What unfolds, beats the rest,
Beyond mere comprehension. ?

I lay before you these offerings, crafted with my artisanal mastery heightened by your blessings. Though they may not even begin to capture a fraction of your magnificence, I have imbued them with all my chocolaty love. For you, eldritch deities, I endeavor to encapsulate the essence of your awe-inspiring might, in hopes that these humble creations may please you, as a token of my undying devotion and admiration.

Spoiler: OFFERINGS

Your offerings please Us. Accepted.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

If it’s part of the sane plant, then it’s the same thing? Whatever~ Languages are like that sometimes~

You don't have to argue with me, in polish we use the same word for the greens and the seeds, so this Daikon gets it

Nyaaa~ nyonyaaaa~ nyoaaaa~
*is melting*

You are cute~ Her Stabbyness is so cute~ nya!
*keeps spoiling lots and lots and lots until Her Stabbyness can't resist anymore*

 

[Azure_Fog]

You don't have to argue with me, in polish we use the same word for the greens and the seeds, so this Daikon gets it

Interesting~

You are cute~ Her Stabbyness is so cute~ nya!
*keeps spoiling lots and lots and lots until Her Stabbyness can't resist anymore*

Nyaaaa~~ nyaaa~ nyyyaaaaaa~
*melts*
nyanyanya~ Nyanyaaa~

 

[SRB]

I was isekaid to become an Eldritch Goddess in high school, but now my Rootling is my Mommy!™​

Dear god...

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Nyaaaa~~ nyaaa~ nyyyaaaaaa~
*melts*
nyanyanya~ Nyanyaaa~

How am I going to spoil you if you melt?
*licks ears*
*kisses cheek*
*softly bites nose*
Cute nya!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Dear Goddess...

Here, fixed that for you mama Now, since you called, what do you need?

 

[Azure_Fog]

How am I going to spoil you if you melt?
*licks ears*
*kisses cheek*
*softly bites nose*
Cute nya!

*is melting like how cats do, not literally*
Nya~ myanya~ nyaaaaaa~
*thinking is no longer coherent*

 

[quagma]

Dear god...

You rang?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*is melting like how cats do, not literally*
Nya~ myanya~ nyaaaaaa~
*thinking is no longer coherent*

*cuddles very very tightly cuz is enjoying melted Her Stabbyness*
so cute
*rubs ears and tails gently*
*strokes head and hair*
*relaxed 100%*

 

[SRB]

Here, fixed that for you mama Now, since you called, what do you need?

Nothing much, just don't make it canon. The Eldritch Family is complicated enough, without all the time travel.

 

[Azure_Fog]

*cuddles very very tightly cuz is enjoying melted Her Stabbyness*
so cute
*rubs ears and tails gently*
*strokes head and hair*
*relaxed 100%*

Nyaaaa…. Zzzzzz….
*falls asleep*
*face is pure happiness*
*is dreaming of Danny*