SHF High-school Fanfic

[Sola-sama]

You just summoned evil.

*snorts copium*

I AM EVIL!!! MY MIDDLE NAME IS EVIL.

It is actually Sola-Evil-Sama

 

[RepresentingDesire]

*snorts copium*

I AM EVIL!!! MY MIDDLE NAME IS EVIL.

It is actually Sola-Evil-Sama

Evil is only a description realitive to the eye of the observer.
*lynches Solas Evil samas lunch money*

 

[Sola-sama]

Evil is only a description realitive to the eye of the observer.
*lynches Solas Evil samas lunch money*

Don't get close to me. I have a belt and I am not afraid to hang myself.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Don't get close to me. I have a belt and I am not afraid to hang myself.

Another reason to come closer and don't say you use the belt to beat me, I will come even closer.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

If you believe hard enough, if it is entertaining enough, We may deign to change those probabilities for you.

Your prose pleases us. For this, We have woven your future such that the possibilities to obtain your wishes may come into being. From a fraction of a fraction, to a mere fraction. You need simply to grab ahold of the string of fate of which We shall dangle in front of you.

The opportunity exists. The question remains, will you succeed in spotting your chance in time, to seize hold of of the outstretched tentacle of a mad being from a realm beyond human kenning, or will you fumble the biggest bag of your life?

Choose your words carefully, our cocoa carrying companion. The chapters you write, the entertainment you bring, the truly delicious chaos from your imagination made writ, all raise your chances exponentially.

We do warn you. We are not an exclusive item. For a multitudinous being such as us, this is to be expected. If anything, it shall be you added to our polycule, rather than the other way around.

We do not discriminate along such trivialities such as gender. We have none ourselves, after all, and have dispensed with such trivialities. Anything is fair game, if you only put in the effort.

Thank your lucky stars (Us) if you succeed in your goals.

As my beloved bride Seymour would say, Omoshiroi!

Oh, how gracious of you to consider altering the fabric of reality itself for the likes of me, Lord Matcha, the charming connoisseur of chaos and chocolate. Your words, a symphony to my ears, a beacon in the voidness, offer not just hope but a challenge. A challenge I, with every ounce of my being, am thrilled to accept.

To grab the string of fate you so tantalizingly dangle, to dance with the outstretched tentacle of madness, is an adventure I'd embark on with no second thoughts. The biggest bag of my life? Oh, I intend not just to seize it, but to fill it with the richest of chocolates, the essence of my very soul.

My words are not just prose; they're an invitation to a tango! To dance with madness, to engage with the outstretched tentacle of cosmic chaos, is not merely a possibility—it is my destiny, my raison d'être.

Your polyamorous expanse intrigues me, a testament to the boundless nature of love and desire. To be added to such a polycule, to blend my chocolate essence with your multitudinous being, is a bittersweet honor and a testament to my own multifaceted allure.
Your multitudinous being intrigues me, and I dare say, my presence in your constellation will only brighten it further.

And worry not, for discrimination is a concept as foreign to me as a world without chocolate.
In my quest, every flavor is cherished, every essence explored with equal fervor.
Your challenge, your invitation to partake in a cosmic dalliance, is accepted with a heart full of dreams and a spirit unbridled.

And so, as I thank my sweet lucky stars (You), know that I also thank my cunning, my charm.
For in this game of cosmic flirtation, I am not just a participant; I am the prize just as much as you are.
Let the universe watch in awe as we redefine the meaning of connection!

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Quagma you awakened the dormant wall of text demon

 

[Azure_Fog]

But my one and only favorite is you This Daikon would never leave Her Stabbyness

They could try to steal you~

This Daikon pays a lot of attention to her skincare so I may as well be silky

Yay~! Silky daikon~

*rips you out of the illusion*
Problem solved~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

They could try to steal you~

They can try all they want, but this Daikon's resolve will never falter Her Stabbyness always and 4ever

Yay~! Silky daikon~

This Daikon wishes to provide Her Stabbyness with cuddles of the highest quality after all

*rips you out of the illusion*
Problem solved~

Thank you! Fairy curses are scary I need to canonize my power levels, so I can start defending myself

 

[Azure_Fog]

They can try all they want, but this Daikon's resolve will never falter Her Stabbyness always and 4ever

Yay~!
*hug tackles*

This Daikon wishes to provide Her Stabbyness with cuddles of the highest quality after all

Ehehe~
*licks cheek*
Delicious as always~

Thank you! Fairy curses are scary I need to canonize my power levels, so I can start defending myself

*hugs*
*strokes hair*
It’s okay~ You’re alright~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Yay~!
*hug tackles*

Ehehe~
*licks cheek*
Delicious as always~

*hugs*
*strokes hair*
It’s okay~ You’re alright~

*cuddles tightly*
I'm delicious hehehe~
*nuzzles in*
Mm... This Daikat isn't afraid anymore, because Her Stabbyness is here
*starts purring relaxed*
*happy Daikat*
*tail goes swish swoosh from all the happiness*

 

[Azure_Fog]

*cuddles tightly*
I'm delicious hehehe~
*nuzzles in*
Mm... This Daikat isn't afraid anymore, because Her Stabbyness is here
*starts purring relaxed*
*happy Daikat*
*tail goes swish swoosh from all the happiness*

*watches tail swish*
hehe~ cute~
*rubs ears*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*watches tail swish*
hehe~ cute~
*rubs ears*

*is purring even more*
*tail swishes left to right*
nyaaa~ so relaxing nya~

Also this Daikat completely forgot! Good morning

 

[Azure_Fog]

*is purring even more*
*tail swishes left to right*
nyaaa~ so relaxing nya~

Also this Daikat completely forgot! Good morning

Good afternoon~
*rubs ears more*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Good afternoon~
*rubs ears more*

Good afternoon (more like good half past midnight for me)
*very happy relaxed Daikat*
nyaaaaa~

 

[Azure_Fog]

Good afternoon (more like good half past midnight for me)
*very happy relaxed Daikat*
nyaaaaa~

Ehe~
Go to sleep~
*picks up in princess carry*
*walks to bedroom*
*puts Danny down*
*tucks in*
*snuggles*

 

[quagma]

Good afternoon (more like good half past midnight for me)
*very happy relaxed Daikat*
nyaaaaa~

So the cat curse returns? Careful with that, kit spreads memeowtically. Toe bean pawful fur it to return once nyagain...

One meowment, fleas.

expurrgitating meowmetic cattamination.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ehe~
Go to sleep~
*picks up in princess carry*
*walks to bedroom*
*puts Danny down*
*tucks in*
*snuggles*

☝(°ロ°)
*was about to argue that she can stay up a little bit longer, but got extremely sleepy the second she read that*
(；一_一)
actually I may really go to sleep... Your Stabbyness made a quite a case in favor of sleeping, I have a hard time resisting
*blushes from being princess carried to bed*
*gets very very comfy because tucked to sleep by Her Stabbyness*
*cuddles tightly*
*snuggles in too*
I'll nap for a bit then

So the cat curse returns? Careful with that, kit spreads memeowtically. Toe bean pawful fur it to return once nyagain...

One meowment, fleas.

expurrgitating meowmetic cattamination.

After last catocalipse Azure and I decided to just change at will

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Either I live long enough to see 1000 or I died again and see the 1000

 

[Azure_Fog]

☝(°ロ°)
*was about to argue that she can stay up a little bit longer, but got extremely sleepy the second she read that*
(；一_一)
actually I may really go to sleep... Your Stabbyness made a quite a case in favor of sleeping, I have a hard time resisting
*blushes from being princess carried to bed*
*gets very very comfy because tucked to sleep by Her Stabbyness*
*cuddles tightly*
*snuggles in too*
I'll nap for a bit then

Hehe~ Good night~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Hehe~ Good night~

Good night!