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TheMonotonePuppet

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True... See @RepresentingEnvy we can mutually exchange our wonders and then you'll see your fault :blob_sir:


We're fighting over me, Your Majesty :blob_shade:


Oi! You still have 900 pages to go! You haven't seen nothing yet! :blob_pout:
And yet, what little I have seen is enough to tell me you have been stabbed so many times that boiling you into mush in high-grade vinegar and then blending you in fuel-level alcohols would still be less effective in rendering you down. And those methods are notorious for ruining root vegetables textures.
 
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Prolly because it was entirely just vegetable p**n and bdsm
That was only 100 pages. The rest... well... things happened :blob_evil:

I can't. A daikon wouldn't fit.


What were we talking about again?
 

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And yet, Gojo dies in the end. I suppose it is fitting. I appreciate the nod to my inevitable superiority, even if you succeed at this moment.
Edit: my spellcheck had put Goni instead of Gojo. So uncolorful. Now that is something no one can win against: spellcheck changing your words after you’ve already changed it back to normal.
 
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And yet, what little I have seen is enough to tell me you have been stabbed so many times that boiling you into mush in high-grade vinegar and then blending you in fuel-level alcohols would still be less effective in rendering you down. And those methods are notorious for ruining root vegetables textures.
I tamed the most ruthless psycho stabber in the school and turned her full dere! If that doesn't give me any special flavor then we're all tasteless bastards :blob_pout:

A woman's wonders.
I have a lot of experience with those. Yes. But I'm still a bit lost here :blob_hmm:
 
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I tamed the most ruthless psycho stabber in the school and turned her full dere! If that doesn't give me any special flavor then we're all tasteless bastards :blob_pout:


I have a lot of experience with those. Yes. But I'm still a bit lost here :blob_hmm:
This thread is about what we'd eat, and you were talking about exchanging wonders. But I couldn't fit a daikon in my mouth. Basically, I would have to cut you up first. :blob_uwu:
 

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I tamed the most ruthless psycho stabber in the school and turned her full dere! If that doesn't give me any special flavor then we're all tasteless bastards :blob_pout:


I have a lot of experience with those. Yes. But I'm still a bit lost here :blob_hmm:
And yet, what were your methods? I wouldn’t say they were savory (as in, the morally acceptable kind) nor sweet (more DELIGHTFULLY disturbing). Spicy action? Maybe… there are different kinds of spicy though. There is a different between casein distilled and casein in combination with its pepper. Certainly salty. Perhaps too much salty fluid in fact.

Edit: but really, however FANTASTICALLY ENGROSSING your VIBRANCY is, you are limited by how your vegetable clashes with your lore. Daikons are prime for texture, with subtle hints of flavor and adopting other flavors. Too much stabbing turns root vegetables to paste. Now, this would make you a material suitable in hummus, bases for toppings, paste to hold confections or rice dishes together, a knockoff of mashed potatoes, or for crackers/chips like how Pringles are made. But too much macerating and saliva pre-digests the starches in your body which further breaks you down, via the enzymes present, into simple sugars. Paraphrasing how one chef once described a potato that had had amylase blended in with it, it tasted like a boat of solid honey swimming on a sea of honey buried in snowdrifts of powdered sugar with some honey on top. His reaction had been “Oh God, that is too sweet. So NASTY! Oh god I need to wash my mouth out. That is disgusting!”
 
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And yet, what were your methods? I wouldn’t say they were savory (as in, the morally acceptable kind) nor sweet (more DELIGHTFULLY disturbing). Spicy action? Maybe… there are different kinds of spicy though. There is a different between casein distilled and casein in combination with its pepper. Certainly salty. Perhaps too much salty fluid in fact.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) I was spicy like hell! Carolina Reaper level spicy! And I was sweater then the sweetest honey!
This thread is about what we'd eat, and you were talking about exchanging wonders. But I couldn't fit a daikon in my mouth. Basically, I would have to cut you up first. :blob_uwu:
And it's a problem, how exactly? :blob_hmm: It's not like I wasn't stabbed and sliced before :blob_evil:
 
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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) I was spicy like hell! Carolina Reaper level spicy! And I was sweater then the sweetest honey!

And it's a problem, how exactly? :blob_hmm: It's not like I wasn't stabbed and sliced before :blob_evil:
Except, I am not so weak to be "tamed." One could try, though. In fact, I dare them.
 

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ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) I was spicy like hell! Carolina Reaper level spicy! And I was sweater then the sweetest honey!

And it's a problem, how exactly? :blob_hmm: It's not like I wasn't stabbed and sliced before :blob_evil:
I had edited my comment, inadvertently responding to you before I had even seen your response back.
 
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Edit: but really, however FANTASTICALLY ENGROSSING your VIBRANCY is, you are limited by how your vegetable clashes with your lore. Daikons are prime for texture, with subtle hints of flavor and adopting other flavors. Too much stabbing turns root vegetables to paste. Now, this would make you a material suitable in hummus, bases for toppings, paste to hold confections or rice dishes together, a knockoff of mashed potatoes, or for crackers/chips like how Pringles are made. But too much macerating and saliva pre-digests the starches in your body which further breaks you down, via the enzymes present, into simple sugars. Paraphrasing how one chef once described a potato that had had amylase blended in with it, it tasted like a boat of solid honey swimming on a sea of honey buried in snowdrifts of powdered sugar with some honey on top. His reaction had been “Oh God, that is too sweet. So NASTY! Oh god I need to wash my mouth out. That is disgusting!”
That's the cool part, I'm not an ordinary Daikon :blob_uwu: I don't get fatigued in the same way normal daikon would :blob_uwu: Over time even Azure changed her mind and admitted that while normal daikons are tasty, I am delicious :blob_uwu: It's simply me that so fabulous :blob_sir:

I am Daikon. Danny the Daikon :blob_shade:
 

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That's the cool part, I'm not an ordinary Daikon :blob_uwu: I don't get fatigued in the same way normal daikon would :blob_uwu: Over time even Azure changed her mind and admitted that while normal daikons are tasty, I am delicious :blob_uwu: It's simply me that so fabulous :blob_sir:

I am Daikon. Danny the Daikon :blob_shade:
It’s not fatigue that’s the problem… It concerns me that you think that’s what I meant…:sweating_profusely: Your brain must have been turned to mush first…:blob_teehee:
(P.S. this is a joke and not actually meant to be rude or slight your intelligence, but I am riding a real fine line with this joke, so I wanted to clarify so I can now ensure that I am now for certain on the right side of the fine line and not riding it).
 
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It’s not fatigue that’s the problem… It concerns me that you think that’s what I meant…:sweating_profusely: Your brain must have been turned to mush first…:blob_teehee:
This Daikon isn't the sharpest tool in the shed indeed :blob_uwu:
(P.S. this is a joke and not actually meant to be rude or slight your intelligence, but I am riding a real fine line with this joke, so I wanted to clarify so I can now ensure that I am now for certain on the right side of the fine line and not riding it).
We're good :blobthumbsup:
 
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