Insane on arrival.Is it my fault that almost all my children are crazy?
You are a good mother.How can I become a better mother? Do I feed my children more potato salad?
You adapt and accept.How do I deal with an existential crisis?
Because it's true.Why do I feel so old when they call me babushka?
Of course not! It's absolutely not your fault! There's no viable research that would prove that feeding your Eldritch babies vodka could potentially turn all of them into masochists, incest lovers and/or make them want to commit mass stabbingsIs it my fault that almost all my children are crazy?
You are the best mother an Eldritch could ጎፕ'ነ ሃዐ፱ዪ ቻል፱ረፕ *cough**cough*...sorry, dry throat...ask for Well to be a better mother, you should simply give them more of your attentionHow can I become a better mother? Do I feed my children more potato salad?
It's important to ?ቹ?ፕ ፕ?ቹ ነ?ጎ? Ꝋ፱? Ꝋቻ ፕ?ቹ? every once in a while and just see ?ዐᏔ ?፱?ⶴ ፕ?ቹ? ?ረ?ቹ? Potato salad should retire tho This is a difficult question to answer simplyHow do I deal with an existential crisis?
First we need to think about what is an existential crisis ?፱?ቻ?ዪ ነ?ቻ?ቹ? ?'?ረ ጮ?ኡ? ?ዐ? ?፱?ቻ?ዪ?፱?ቻ?ዪ ነ?ቻ?ቹ? ?'?ረ ጮ?ኡ? ?ዐ? ?፱?ቻ?ዪ?፱?ቻ?ዪ ነ?ቻ?ቹ? ?'?ረ ጮ?ኡ? ?ዐ? ?፱?ቻ?ዪ?፱?ቻ?ዪ ነ?ቻ?ቹ? ?'?ረ ጮ?ኡ? ?ዐ? ?፱?ቻ?ዪ?፱?ቻ?ዪ ነ?ቻ?ቹ? ?'?ረ ጮ?ኡ? ?ዐ? ?፱?ቻ?ዪ?፱?ቻ?ዪ ነ?ቻ?ቹ? ?'?ረ ጮ?ኡ? ?ዐ? ?፱?ቻ?ዪ?፱?ቻ?ዪ ነ?ቻ?ቹ? ?'?ረ ጮ?ኡ? ?ዐ? ?፱?ቻ?ዪWhy do I feel so old when they call me babushka?
...Danny~? Are you okay~?Of course not! It's absolutely not your fault! There's no viable research that would prove that feeding your Eldritch babies vodka could potentially turn all of them into masochists, incest lovers and/or make them want to commit mass stabbings
Well to be a better mother, you should simply give them more of your attention
This is a difficult question to answer simply
?ሸ?ረ? Ɀⶴ'ⶴ?የ?ጎ? ?ጎ? ?፪Ꮦዐ?ቻ? ?፪?ነ?ዐ. Ᏽ፪?ጮ ፱? Ɀየᕓነ ረꝊቻ?ፕ ፪Ꝋቹ ጋ?ሸ?ነ ፏ?ነ ፏ?ነ ጊ?'?ጮ?፱?ነ, Ꮦዐ ጎ?ነ ፓꝊፏᏖዐᏖ፱? ?ህꝊⶴ?ነ, Ᏽቻ?ቹ? ᕓዓ?ዐ ፱?ቻ ፕ?፪?፱?ነ?ቹ ነ?ክꝊ፪Ꝋ፱? ?ፏ ፓ?ክ?ነ?፪? ?የᕓጮ?, ሸ?፪ᏔፓꝊⶴ ዐᏖⶴ?፱?፪?ቻ? Ꮦዐ?የ ነ?፪?ፓ?ጊ. ?ነ?፪? ?ቻ?ሠ?ቹ?ፕ ፱?ቻ ፪Ꮦነ, Ᏽየ? ?ዐ?ቻ ፪?፪?ቻꝊቻ?, ፱?ቻ ክ?፱?የꝊ'? Ꮦዐ?፪?ፓ?ር?ቻ ፪?ዓ?፱Ꮦ፱? ?ዐ?ሸ? Ꝋየ ር?ህꝊቹ?
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Fool.
...*cough* *cough* eh.. I'm fine, I'm fine
*drinks water*
Thank you Your Stabbyness is really caring and doting ehehe~
*blushes**drinks water*
ahhhh... Much better
*blushes more*ehehe~
I refuse~
Your Stabbyness is just too good looking, this Daikon/Daikat can't resist, and this Daikon/Daikat is too devoted to Her Stabbyness to just not watch closely ehehe~
E-eh?I refuse~
....*cough* *cough* eh.. I'm fine, I'm fine
It's both Danny the Daikon and Danny the Daikat
Just 2 eyes weren't enough, I wanted to watch you even closely, so I split into Daikon and Daikat
*blushes furiously*It's both Danny the Daikon and Danny the Daikat
There are 2 of me and only one you nya!
That wasn't really helpful...
That explains a lot...
Thank you! I try really hard, but I never know if I'm doing good enough. ... Well I'll try
Oi! I'm not that old!
... I hope that you're right...Of course not! It's absolutely not your fault! There's no viable research that would prove that feeding your Eldritch babies vodka could potentially turn all of them into masochists, incest lovers and/or make them want to commit mass stabbings
You are the best mother an Eldritch could ጎፕ'ነ ሃዐ፱ዪ ቻል፱ረፕ *cough**cough*...sorry, dry throat...ask for
I see... So, more attention.Well to be a better mother, you should simply give them more of your attention
That's gonna be hard, I can't be everywhere at once. This is a difficult question to answer simply
?ሸ?ረ? Ɀⶴ'ⶴ?የ?ጎ? ?ጎ? ?፪Ꮦዐ?ቻ? ?፪?ነ?ዐ. Ᏽ፪?ጮ ፱? Ɀየᕓነ ረꝊቻ?ፕ ፪Ꝋቹ ጋ?ሸ?ነ ፏ?ነ ፏ?ነ ጊ?'?ጮ?፱?ነ, Ꮦዐ ጎ?ነ ፓꝊፏᏖዐᏖ፱? ?ህꝊⶴ?ነ, Ᏽቻ?ቹ? ᕓዓ?ዐ ፱?ቻ ፕ?፪?፱?ነ?ቹ ነ?ክꝊ፪Ꝋ፱? ?ፏ ፓ?ክ?ነ?፪? ?የᕓጮ?, ሸ?፪ᏔፓꝊⶴ ዐᏖⶴ?፱?፪?ቻ? Ꮦዐ?የ ነ?፪?ፓ?ጊ. ?ነ?፪? ?ቻ?ሠ?ቹ?ፕ ፱?ቻ ፪Ꮦነ, Ᏽየ? ?ዐ?ቻ ፪?፪?ቻꝊቻ?, ፱?ቻ ክ?፱?የꝊ'? Ꮦዐ?፪?ፓ?ር?ቻ ፪?ዓ?፱Ꮦ፱? ?ዐ?ሸ? Ꝋየ ር?ህꝊቹ?
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Fool.
Nyooo~There are 2 of me and only one you nya!
There are 2 of me and only one you!
*blocks the way as Daikat*
*locks in a hug as Daikon*
You're mine now nya!
You're mine now!
You’re welcome~That wasn't really helpful...
Quite possibly~