Turn your web-fiction title into a long-ass light novel title!

[NoFcuksGiven]

It seems that there's been a long-running trend of light novels have ridiculously long-ass titles. So I thought it'll be fun for each of you to take the title of whatever web-fiction you're working on and turn it into an incredibly long light novel title. Any title with less than 10 words is not accepted!

So, the original title of my work is My Girlfriend Is a Succubus.

Now, it's newly converted light novel title is going to be "That Time I Dated a Succubus Who Wants to Get 666 Virginities!!!"

And, yes, those exclamation points at the end are necessary.

Go on, give it a try. What would the light novel titles of your works look like?

 

[dummycake]

After I Entered The High School Of Magic, I Started Having Dreams About The Saintess!! ~ What Do You Mean I'm The Villainess And You're From Another World?!! ~

 

[RepresentingPride]

It seems that there's been a long-running trend of light novels have ridiculously long-ass titles. So I thought it'll be fun for each of you to take the title of whatever web-fiction you're working on and turn it into an incredibly long light novel title. Any title with less than 10 words is not accepted!

So, the original title of my work is My Girlfriend Is a Succubus.

Now, it's newly converted light novel title is going to be "That Time I Dated a Succubus Who Wants to Get 666 Virginities!!!"

And, yes, those exclamation points at the end are necessary.

Go on, give it a try. What would the light novel titles of your works look like?

Long ass title as a reason to exist, it's like a mini synopsis to get attention between a myriad of book there.

Now the title : "It may be just a scattered dream, but if I ever meet her, I won't let her die no matter the cost!"

 

[Enfabled]

I already did that in a desperate ploy to get clicks, lol. The original title was just ENF Academy, but it is currently ENF Academy: For Some Reason, She Can Only Save the World if She’s Naked

 

[dummycake]

Long ass title as a reason to exist, it's like a mini synopsis to get attention between a myriad of book there.

Now the title : "It may be just a scattered dream, but if I ever meet her, I won't let her die no matter the cost!"

I don't think it would be like that, there's not enough keywords.

 

[RepresentingPride]

I don't think it would be like that, there's not enough keywords.

Fuck, I thought it was passable... I suck at this

 

[georgelee5786]

"I enlisted in the army and now I'm diving down at enemy warships that are filling the air with led! How did I end up in this situation?!"

 

[2wordsperminute]

Original: End of the Road

Long: To the End of the World: I Want to Go on an Adventure, so I’ll Find a Place That Might Not Exist!

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Long ass title as a reason to exist, it's like a mini synopsis to get attention between a myriad of book there.

Then why don't you have one, huh? HUH? Checkmate. P.S. Tis a joke.

 

[l8rose]

"The Princess and the Grand Duke" is already kind of light novel-ish, but I suppose it could be worse.

I could have gone with something like "Lia is a princess, who was tortured and abandoned by her family, but after dying, she returned to just before the worst mistake she ever made for a second chance."

 

[RepresentingPride]

Then why don't you have one, huh? HUH? Checkmate. P.S. Tis a joke.

Cause I don't compete in a light novel publisher industry

 

[SRB]

"I enlisted in the army and now I'm diving down at enemy warships that are filling the air with led! How did I end up in this situation?!"

You enlisted. This is how.

 

[georgelee5786]

You enlisted. This is how.

You expect a light novel protagonist to do that math?

 

[SRB]

You expect a light novel protagonist to do that math?

Honestly, no, but they can't be that stupid. Right?
...
Right...?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Reincarnated as a Vampire Princess: I will do my best to cherish this next life with my unique painting skills!

 

[Praybird]

Sweats in one word title

Uh..."Dragonlord: How I killed our God and woke up as a midget one thousand years later."

Thank you, this thread rekindled my love for one word titles.

 

[crbrearley]

Mine would be: "The Warrior/Wizard Princess Sent to Became the Monster's Concubine Wants to Save Her Shapechanging Sister!"

And "I Became A Beautiful Superhero but My Parents are Adam and Eve and My Siblings are Psycho!"

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I Wanted to Keep Writing This Story, but Then I Became a Mom and My Child Is Spilling My Water All over the Floor While I Watch Helplessly from the Toilet Because I Am Pooping with the Bathroom Door Open and I Am Also Brushing My Teeth at the Same Time to Minimize the Amount of Time I Am Incapacitated

 

[Nolff]

Alright, let me try.

A Hub
I
I
V
"A Hub: We are the executives, but we also need a damn break!"

Detention For A Year
I
I
I
V
"My creation punished me. So, I have to stay in this school with lots of nuisances for six months!"

 

[Corty]

I wholeheartedly hate this trend and will refuse to do it until I have my dying breath.