A very "punny" thread.

[Corty]

Your pun-y efforts Enchant me.

You are Endearing, my dear.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

This joke is already dragging on Anon.

Stole that one from a Puppet.

I bet @TheMonotonePuppet feels a bit strung out with this.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

You are Endearing, my dear.

Maybe I should call over Summoner En-Chan? This thread could use more people Representing.

 

[Deleted member 41774]

I shall contribute to this thread by adding the practical guide

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Do you know what they call @HelloHound at the bar? Bar-king!

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Do you know what they call @HelloHound at the bar? Bar-king!

I bet @BearlyAlive is the bear-keep

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

@TheMonotonePuppet is a puppeteerrible comedian.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

@TheMonotonePuppet is a puppeteerrible comedian.

That's because she is so monotone in her delivery.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

This might come off as a shock but @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian once fired everyone from his hoard

 

[SsemouyOnan]

You want me to make puns on demand as if that's how my bloody brain works? I will make a cringer that leaves you all @BearlyAlive.

This is for the ones starving for content like @HungrySheep
Waiting for the puns of Envy's keep, that's my rhymesake
Y'all look for the puns in the verses with a doubletake
But the words are thiccer than a @dummycake
The words spin more ample than the bosom of @K5Rakitan
ThankSola-t for this thread to cleanse my boredom again
I say Hello like a Hound, or my sister, a Kraken
While I take a crack in this, mixing words like a @J_Chemist
But I am already getting tired of writing and taking a crack
So, I'mma duck outta here @Dr.Quack

Aye, what's @Dr.Quack'in
Are these rhymes we @Kraken1?
Want a seafood joke?
It's squid, try not to choke.

Call me SsemeowOnan,
Cause I'm dishin' out these paw-ns
Like an @Agentt of purr-fection-
So feline, there's no point of contention

Looks like the Lady of Envy's a little shortchange
Better up your game, not to die-kon this stage.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

This might come off as a shock but @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian once fired everyone from his hoard

That's more shocking than @Corty giving birth. I should quickly abort this joke before I get canceled.

 

[Corty]

t's more shocking than @Corty giving birth. I should quickly abort this joke before I get canceled.

You are still not as premature as he was.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

You are still not as premature as he was.

That joke wasn't even cooked all the way. It's kind of a fetus.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

You are still not as premature as he was.

These jokes reminded me of Justin Bieber, and I was like “baby, baby, baby! Noooo!”

 

[SRB]

I am going to cry. Yes, it is a threat.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I am going to cry. Yes, it is a threat.

That would be so infantile.

 

[SRB]

That would be so infantile.

I feel like I'm crying the weight of the world on my shoulders.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I am going to cry. Yes, it is a threat.

Guess you could use a hand

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Guess you could use a hand

Or a few.

 

[SRB]

Guess you could use a hand

Or a few.

No, I'm a handy man myself.