SHF High-school Fanfic

[Pixytokisaki14]

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Am smol and cute now

Ps: Ignore the Chibi MG42. That is definitely on accident

 

[SsemouyOnan]

How @MatchaChocolate69 and @SsemouyOnan cuddle:

*ahem*
We do not, cuddle, no, for that would mean I take you into my arms for sole purpose of endearment! Chigaimasu! What I do is enclasp my possession so that it is imprinted upon his stubborn mind that he now permanently rests within my grasp. The hold is tight enough to leave you gasping for air, but not so much that the pain would dull my warmth, for it should serve as a reminder that not even the sweet release of your demise upon the bed we lie upon shall free you from my arms.

Also, aren't you canonically a scythe while I am present? How the hell does one cuddle with a scythe? Do not answer that, it is rhetoric. This villainess knows, but does not want uncouthly rumors of her to spread.

 

[SRB]

*watches gleefully*

Dear Diary.
Today I became a part of an inverse harem. I do not know how to feel about that and what do I even need to do now.
Guess I'll go to the corner and start sewing a new caftan...

 

[SsemouyOnan]

No duck?

Welcome back you quack doc- I mean, Lord Albus. Don't shoot the messenger. The list was provided by Boi, I just made the roll table >_>

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[RepresentingDesire]

With my little to worthless existence... I only wish to do what you like :<

Something fun.

Dear Diary.
Today I became a part of an inverse harem. I do not know how to feel about that and what do I even need to do now.
Guess I'll go to the corner and start sewing a new caftan...

*plans an assassination attempt*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

VoidxBoi? Oh goodness I should have known I set a flag when I said there was no incest on the eldritch family tree

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

From this day onwards i declare that @SsemouyOnan is my stead .
* Sits atop your head *
NOW CARRY ME TO THOSE UNGRATEFUL PHEASANTS, MINION.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

*plans an assassination attempt*

Oi! I saw dat!

 

[LuoirM]

Something fun.

So.... Vague... Dear my goddess if one day I am able to learn what that means I shall try my best to pleasure your boredom... Until that day comes, can I rub my face against your feet

 

[Deleted member 146224]

How @MatchaChocolate69 and @SsemouyOnan cuddle:

*ahem*
We do not, cuddle, no, for that would mean I take you into my arms for sole purpose of endearment! Chigaimasu! What I do is enclasp my possession so that it is imprinted upon his stubborn mind that he now permanently rests within my grasp. The hold is tight enough to leave you gasping for air, but not so much that the pain would dull my warmth, for it should serve as a reminder that not even the sweet release of your demise upon the bed we lie upon shall free you from my arms.

Also, aren't you canonically a scythe while I am present? How the hell does one cuddle with a scythe? Do not answer that, it is rhetoric. This villainess knows, but does not want uncouthly rumors of her to spread.

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Almost same length!

 

[RepresentingDesire]

VoidxBoi? Oh goodness I should have known I set a flag when I said there was no incest on the eldritch family tree

That happened when Danny did the thing with her step-sister.

Oi! I saw dat!

As intended.

So.... Vague... Dear my goddess if one day I am able to learn what that means I shall try my best to pleasure your boredom... Until that day comes, can I rub my face against your feet

Okay.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

From this day onwards i declare that @SsemouyOnan is my stead .
* Sits atop your head *
NOW CARRY ME TO THOSE UNGRATEFUL PHEASANTS, MINION.

Okay! ...where are the pheasants?

 

[LuoirM]

Okay

*happily kneels and bend back down to rub own face on yer feet* best Monday evar

 

[Deleted member 146224]

That happened when Danny did the thing with her step-sister.

WHo? When? Where?! I have no recollection of such thing, bruh!!!

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Okay! ...where are the pheasants?

Take me to the one named @Sleds he hasn't paid his taxes for a while.

 

[SRB]

That happened when Danny did the thing with her step-sister.

What

 

[RepresentingDesire]

WHo? When? Where?! I have no recollection of such thing, bruh!!!

What

I'm your sibling, I married Azure, thus Azure is your stab-sister.

 

[LuoirM]

"Fuck around and find out" said our ancestors.

Well, if SHHS went long enough, everyone and everybody should have incest at least once so let's not worry.

 

[SRB]

I'm your sibling, I married Azure, thus Azure is your stab-sister.

... I honestly haven't thought about that.