SHF High-school Fanfic

[Nahrenne]

All I know is he was jumping and panting real fast...

Paintball?


X

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Oh. Didn't play many JRPG's...
(also, damn their rolls are shit )
Without stopping their bullet shower, two more drones land a hit your armor this time peircing it through and hitting you in the chest, one burst passes dangerously close to your ear, but misses. The carrier drones are speeding up to leave the battle zone.

*bonks ground with force*
I cast Earthquake!

Ominous Coundown: 3

 

[SRB]

Now it sounds like I'm killing you and sending you to heaven from my touch.
Perhaps I should stop...
*removes hands from you*

*sad Russian noises*
Well, I feel better already!
*huggles in gratitude*

'-'
*doesn't know this meme*
>w<

*pats on the head*
Don't worry, I also don't know a lot of new and old memes. I just know some really obscure ones for some reason...

I'm kind of unsure how you'd react if I gave you anything other than water to drink now...

You're saying there's something better than water?!

 

[SRB]

*bonks ground with force*
I cast Earthquake!

Ominous Coundown: 3

The ground around you starts to shake and crack, but drones don't need earth to move through the sky.
Two lasers hit your head, messing up your hair. And one of the drones hits one of the bullets right into your little finger, tearing your shoe apart. (it rolled a Nat 20)

 

[Nahrenne]

*sad Russian noises*
Well, I feel better already!
*huggles in gratitude*

Glad you feel better
(^-^)

*pats on the head*
Don't worry, I also don't know a lot of new and old memes. I just know some really obscure ones for some reason...

You know, it wasn't until probably 3 years ago that I even knew what a meme was.
'-'
Like, I heard people using the word but I didn't know what they meant.

You're saying there's something better than vodka?!

Well, there's cranberry and raspberry juice, jasmine tea, milkshake, freshly squeezed orange juice, etc...

X

 

[SsemouyOnan]

The ground around you starts to shake and crack, but drones don't need earth to move through the sky.
Two lasers hit your head, messing up your hair. And one of the drones hits one of the bullets right into your little finger, tearing your shoe apart. (it rolled a Nat 20)

Muahahaha, this is a 3-hit combo!

I cast Earth Power!

*bonks the loose ground upwards, tossing chunks of it into the air*

Ominous countdown: 2

Well, there's cranberry and raspberry juice, jasmine tea, milkshake, freshly squeezed orange juice, etc...

X

Funny enough I can imagine putting alcohol into all of those... Except the jasmine tea, even I'm not that heretical >_>

 

[SRB]

Glad you feel better
(^-^)

Me too, to be honest.

You know, it wasn't until probably 3 years ago that I even knew what a meme was.
'-'
Like, I heard people using the word but I didn't know what they meant.

Well, I think it's for the best, if you knew memes from the start, then you wouldn't be you.

Well, there's cranberry and raspberry juice, jasmine tea, milkshake, freshly squeezed orange juice, etc...

X

*takes out a cap and places it on his head*
I'm gonna try them all!

 

[SRB]

Muahahaha, this is a 3-hit combo!

I cast Earth Power!

*bonks the loose ground upwards, tossing chunks of it into the air*

Ominous countdown: 2

Three of defender drones were buried under the earth, but the remaining four managed to dodge. Carrier drones were also affected, their engines were damaged, only fourteen were able to avoid damage.
The earth in the air did not even allow them to return the fire.

Funny enough I can imagine putting alcohol into all of those... Except the jasmine tea, even I'm not that heretical >_>

What's wrong with a little vodka tea?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

>wakes up from a nap ~1hour later
>Sees the countdown counter
Oh I woke up right on time for the big finale. Perfect

 

[MidnightFox]

Did Ssemouy and Matcha get together after i kidnapped Ssemouy?

 

[MidnightFox]

!roll, 1, 20

 

[justabot]

SHF Dice Roller

Roll limits: -9999999999 to 9999999999

@MidnightFox1, an error has occured. To use the dice roller, please use the command "!roll min,max" without the quotes. Min being The lowest value to return and max being the highest value to return.

You may also use "!roll min,max,num_of_dice" if you want to roll multiple dice at once. The maximum dice you may use is 100.

 

[MidnightFox]

!roll 1, 20

 

[justabot]

SHF Dice Roller

Min: 1
Max: 20

@MidnightFox1, you rolled a 12

 

[MidnightFox]

I'll take that as a yes

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Did Ssemouy and Matcha get together after i kidnapped Ssemouy?

I think he might have fallen down the stairs before he got to the top of the Tower? Then I forgot what happened

 

[SRB]

Did Ssemouy and Matcha get together after i kidnapped Ssemouy?

He slipped on a staircase and fell out of your dimension.

 

[LuoirM]

Oh great dice god, who should I ask for consent to touch next?

 

[LuoirM]

!roll 1,60

 

[justabot]

SHF Dice Roller

Min: 1
Max: 60

@LuoirM, you rolled a 12