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SsemouyOnan

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*agressive DC counting*
Okay, you burn four of them to a crisp and damage seven more, now the defensive drones will start firing back. What is your DC stat?
:blob_frown: Shouldn't it be AC? Unless I count as a monster and have a Difficulty Class somehow. But that isn't something you calculate, so it should be Armor Class, no?

Anyways mine is... *Counts on fingers*

13!
 

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There, there
*moves hands up and down you while rubbing circles in places from time to time*
You have magical hands. :blob_melt:
...I'm not sure I know this reference...
To be honest, I don't remember when I heard it too. Some politician or sumsuch said it.
*gets you some water and hands it to you*
Here
(^-^)

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*drinks slowly, but still spills a bit on himself*
It's ambrosia... Nahrenne, you're an angel, you know that?
 

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:blob_frown: Shouldn't it be AC? Unless I count as a monster and have a Difficulty Class somehow. But that isn't something you calculate, so it should be Armor Class, no?
Ohshitohfuck I messed up a bit. Tee-hee:blob_teehee:
Anyways mine is... *Counts on fingers*

13!
Let me see the drone's rolls...
As soon as the fire goes out, the drones immediately pay attention to you, their cameras focus on your face.
Seven defense drones out of the initial ten move in one line and begin to protect the remaining thirty nine carrier drones.
A hail of bullets and a couple of lasers fly into your body, but you dodge most of them.
Only one laser hits your leg and two bullets hit your shoulder, getting stuck inside your armor.
 

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Ohshitohfuck I messed up a bit. Tee-hee:blob_teehee:

Let me see the drone's rolls...
As soon as the fire goes out, the drones immediately pay attention to you, their cameras focus on your face.
Seven defense drones out of the initial ten move in one line and begin to protect the remaining thirty nine carrier drones.
A hail of bullets and a couple of lasers fly into your body, but you dodge most of them.
Only one laser hits your leg and two bullets hit your shoulder, getting stuck inside your armor.
*Lightly bonks the ground*

Ominous countdown: 4

That's all :blob_evil_two:
 

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*Lightly bonks the ground*

Ominous countdown: 4

That's all :blob_evil_two:
*frantically looks through his knowledge of D&D and other games*
Okay, what? Is that an ability to terrify the enemy? Or are you done with the attacks?
:blob_dizzy:
Me confused.
 

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I was not expecting the next bdsm relationship in this thread to be between Luoir and Theirl, but sure, here we are
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*frantically looks through his knowledge of D&D and other games*
Okay, what? Is that an ability to terrify the enemy? Or are you done with the attacks?
:blob_dizzy:
Me confused.
Oh, some boss fights tend to have a turn limit where the party gets wiped if it's not completed within a certain amount of turns... it's more common in JRPGs tho
 
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*frantically looks through his knowledge of D&D and other games*
Okay, what? Is that an ability to terrify the enemy? Or are you done with the attacks?
:blob_dizzy:
Me confused.
Normally u roll enemy cast dc vs willpower or.wisdom.depending the version
 
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Nahrenne

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You have magical hands. :blob_melt:
I see.
(^-^)
*rubs a little harder while massaging you*
You feeling perky yet?
To be honest, I don't remember when I heard it too. Some politician or sumsuch said it.
'o'
I see
What an odd thing for a politician (or anyone, for that matter) to say
'-'
*drinks slowly, but still spills a bit on himself*
It's ambrosia... Nahrenne, you're an angel, you know that?
*carefully wipes the bit you spilled*
I think you're overexaggerating due to going cold turkey.
:sweat_smile:
*a week timeskip, the door is stuck being covered in a white substance, the whole room is.*
Were you painting?
:blob_frown:

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Oh, some boss fights tend to have a turn limit where the party gets wiped if it's not completed within a certain amount of turns... it's more common in JRPGs tho
Oh. Didn't play many JRPG's...
(also, damn their rolls are shit :sweating_profusely:)
Without stopping their bullet shower, two more drones land a hit your armor this time peircing it through and hitting you in the chest, one burst passes dangerously close to your ear, but misses. The carrier drones are speeding up to leave the battle zone.
 

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I see.
(^-^)
*rubs a little harder while massaging you*
You feeling perky yet?
I feel like I'm in heaven and don't need to move. Very relaxing. :blob_melt:
My fatigue is leaving my mortal body.
'o'
I see
What an odd thing for a politician (or anyone, for that matter) to say
'-'
At least it's better than the meme with Simon Cowell where he says "Feed me poor people"
*carefully wipes the bit you spilled*
I think you're overexaggerating due to going cold turkey.
:sweat_smile:
I don't think I am. This is a drink of the gods and you're their messenger, if not a god yourself.
Were you painting?
:blob_frown:

X
Better not to know...
 

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I feel like I'm in heaven and don't need to move. Very relaxing. :blob_melt:
My fatigue is leaving my mortal body.
:sweat_smile:
Now it sounds like I'm killing you and sending you to heaven from my touch.
Perhaps I should stop...
*removes hands from you*
At least it's better than the meme with Simon Cowell where he says "Feed me poor people"
'-'
*doesn't know this meme*
>w<
I don't think I am. This is a drink of the gods and you're their messenger, if not a god yourself.
:sweat_smile:
I'm kind of unsure how you'd react if I gave you anything other than water to drink now...
Better not to know...
'-'
Okay

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