SHF High-school Fanfic

[RepresentingDesire]

Honestly, no. Here, have this as an apology gift.
*hands you an AK-47*
Have fun with it, child of mine!

The revolution can finally begin.

How would you define your alignment?
Hero
Hero / Neutral
Villain
Villain /Neutral

One among these four answers, please.

If you already ask after alignments why don't ask about lawful/neutral/chaotic good/neutral/evil?

 

[MidnightFox]

Villain

I'm definitely a villain and here's why:
IRL i think of my colleagues into one of 3 categories: Nuisance, Hindrance and Liability
And my train of thought is like this:
Why really on others when i can handle it on my own

 

[SRB]

'o'
Oh, if @Simple_Russian_Boi is going to be there, then it would be a wonderful dream

I think you may be a little biased
But it's your dream, so you decide what's what.

'-'
Well...I still ask about dairy stuff since I'm very careful with dairy.
'-'

Good choice. I think I really need to do the same...

Comfy.
It's like I'm being protected

Hmm... I think we could be even more comfy, but I'm not sure how...

'o'
So that's why it's called vodka?!
Same root as for water?

X

The term "vodka" came from the Polish language – and the word "wodka", in turn, was formed from a word meaning water, and either from the common Slavic "woda".

Ah the Kalashnikov. A weapon even a child can learn how to use.…… seriously you can teach a 9 year old how to use it, it's that easy

It is so simple that it can be casually disassembled and assembled under a minute with your eyes closed.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

If you already ask after alignments why don't ask about lawful/neutral/chaotic good/neutral/evil?

I am not interested in the details. I just want to understand who are the heroes and who are the villains.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I'm definitely a villain and here's why:
IRL i think of my colleagues into one of 3 categories: Nuisance, Hindrance and Liability
And my train of thought is like this:
Why really on others when i can handle it on my own

I figured as much, I just wanted confirmation. Thank you

 

[SRB]

I am not interested in the details. I just want to understand who are the heroes and who are the villains.

... Do I count as a Villain?
*remembers all the things he did*
... Shit, I do.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

... Do I count as a Villain?
*remembers all the things he did*
... Shit, I do.

Sorry, Mama. There's a circle of hell just for you. (you are in very good company)

 

[MidnightFox]

I figured as much, I just wanted confirmation. Thank you

That's way too short form the response i expected

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I am not interested in the details. I just want to understand who are the heroes and who are the villains.

What a shame, my alignment should be obvious.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

What a shame, my alignment should be obvious.

Yep, Chaotic Neutral.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

That's way too short form the response i expected

What did you expect?

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Yep, Chaotic Neutral.

Accurate and Good night.

 

[SRB]

Accurate and Good night.

Good night ?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Accurate and Good night.

? Nite!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*puts Danny on the bed*
*casts binding magic*
Hehe~
*starts eating*

kyaaaaaaahahahahahaA~ ohHh I'm absolUTEly noT enjoying THIS~~~ aAhhhh

(A collar~? Hmmm~ I should get one for Danny~)

Danny~~~!!!!!

>Fear not Your Stabbyness! I will rescue you from this monstrosity!
*dashes across the room, pushes Demon Queen Dany off of you and topples her down*
*tries to stab DQD with a cheap sword DQD spawned for her for the effect*
>Ghhh... Danny...c-calm down... it's me....ghhh... D-Danny!
>Silence you bastard! You think I'll be tricked by such pathetic creature?! I am the real Danny!
>ghhhhhhhhhrrrrr.... why... must.... all....heroes....be....such.....MORONS?!
*Heroic Danny is relentless in her attacks*
*after a moment of struggle DQD manages to push her away*
>Imbecile!!!
*DQD pulls you to herself with magic*
*she uses you as a hostage, putting a bootleg Scarlet Apple (called Emerald Pear) to your throat*
>One wrong move and she's gone, Danny! My Emerald Pear can erase everything from every timeline in any universe! Don't make me use this against your precious Little Goddess! back off now!

*strokes hair*
Hehe~
*whispers in ear* I see you’re enjoying this~
*licks ear, slowly*

*[REDACTED]*
aaahahhgshgdjgsa~~~~

 

[MidnightFox]

What did you expect?

As a reference: I don't outwardly show it but i view anyone i work with negativity, on the flip side as long as i consider you a friend or family i will fight anyone who tries anything against you
Also how i behave irl: the quiet apathetic type of person on the outside with only rage boiling on the inside

 

[SRB]

Anyone wants their characters to do something in the shashlik chapter? I need motivation to finish it

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

*awawawa* So much licking and PDA...

 

[Deleted member 146224]

The term "vodka" came from the Polish language – and the word "wódka", in turn, was formed from a word meaning water, and either from the common Slavic "woda".

I didn't know that "vodka" came from polish I always though it originated from the Russian word that was a surprise

And my train of thought is like this:
Why really on others when i can handle it on my own

That's just common sense tbh

 

[MidnightFox]

What did you expect?

A longer discussion in case i ever consider writing in your POV, maybe?