SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

Elvis's alive?!

Of course he is! why wouldn't he be alive?! He's chilling with JFK in Cancún!

 

[LuoirM]

Of course he is! why wouldn't he be alive?! He's chilling with JFK in Cancún!

My dad's also?!

 

[LuoirM]

No... He's not, the accident was not your fault, Luoir, you have to let go...

 

[SRB]

Azure, we're running away! We gonna go to Vegas and get married by Elvis! Then we gonna rob a couple of multiversal banks, cause wars in 13 different timelines and then we gonna finish it with exploding the universe! That will show mama that I'm a mature and serious Daikon!


Just remember we have to be back before dinner

You better be! And remember to eat enough healthy food while you enjoy yourself.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

My dad's also?!

Yes?! How come you didn't know? I thought grandma Queen Elizabeth II told you!

 

[SRB]

My dad's also?!

No... He's not, the accident was not your fault, Luoir, you have to let go...

Your dad is was JFK?!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

You're not out of the woods yet!
Chomp

Humph! I'll run away from home then!
*gives herself emo bangs*
It's not a phase mom! This is me now! I will live in the streets living from fights in an underground ring! humph!

Goddess daikon is running from home!
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Spoiler

Awesome! I'll pack everything you need! I'll even ask Boi for some eldritch supplies that might come in handy! I'll also post a picture of you making your grand escape on the school board

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You better be! And remember to eat enough healthy food while you enjoy yourself.

Yes mama I will rebel with a healthy diet and a proper sleep schedule

 

[LuoirM]

Yes?! How come you didn't know? I thought grandma Queen Elizabeth II told you!

Your dad is was JFK?!

This is some crazy lore shit
He's alive?!! But, all those years... W- Was? Wait, I don't know who to trust! Don't make me lick your sweat to determine the liar

 

[SRB]

This is some crazy lore shit
He's alive?!! But, all those years... W- Was? Wait, I don't know who to trust! Don't make me lick your sweat to determine the liar

I have no idea if he's alive, lemme check.
*forms an eye on one of the hands*
*looks around, stops, while looking in ode particular direction*
WTF, he is!

 

[SRB]

Yes mama I will rebel with a healthy diet and a proper sleep schedule

Good girl.
*pat pat*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Goddess daikon is running from home!
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Spoiler

Awesome! I'll pack everything you need! I'll even ask Boi for some eldritch supplies that might come in handy! I'll also post a picture of you making your grand escape on the school board

Yay! Me, Azure and Ssemouy are running away from home! Girls trip yay! I need to pack my truth or dare setup and also remember to pack that barbie pink nail polish i got recently, so we can paint each other's nails This going to be best running away from home trip ever!

This is some crazy lore shit
He's alive?!! But, all those years... W- Was? Wait, I don't know who to trust! Don't make me lick your sweat to determine the liar

...don't make me kill you. Painfully.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

pink nail polish

No. Not pink.

 

[LuoirM]

...don't make me kill you. Painfully.

 

[SRB]

Yay! Me, Azure and Ssemouy are running away from home! Girls trip yay! I need to pack my truth or dare setup and also remember to pack that barbie pink nail polish i got recently, so we can paint each other's nails This going to be best running away from home trip ever!

Is that running away from home if you have permission?

...don't make me kill you. Painfully.

He'd moan.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Well thank strange white man with a fedora guess i will.have to disapear for a while...

Your phone vibrates.
You've received a text from an unknown number.

Keep a low profile, they have eyes and ears everywhere. We need allies. Get in touch with @ShizukiIchino .
She has advanced technologies that can help us.

Damn!
They're on to me. I have to go. I'll be in touch as soon as possible.

-WK

 

[LuoirM]

I have no idea if he's alive, lemme check.
*forms an eye on one of the hands*
*looks around, stops, while looking in ode particular direction*
WTF, he is!

Then whom the fuck ashes I have been eating?

 

[SRB]

Then whom the fuck ashes I have been eating?

What?

 

[LuoirM]

What?

What.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

My dad's also?!

No... He's not, the accident was not your fault, Luoir, you have to let go...

Yes?! How come you didn't know? I thought grandma Queen Elizabeth II told you!

Plots are developing, minds are unrevealing.

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Same.

Then whom the fuck ashes I have been eating?

The answer is quite hilarious.